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    Keep on truck'n

    so there I was. Chillin with Weezer who claims he's one of chief's spirit guides, but I don't always believe him because he's a saggitarius. Anyway, we were eating eggplant pickle and peanut butter finger sandwiches and having some tea (the green kind, not the black kind, cause that would be weird) and he told me a little secret:

    Apparently, Coz and Chief have been having a torrid secret love affair, posing as teen girls on the Justin timberlake fan site!!

    Now, I didn't believe it either, until he showed me some damning photo evidence consisting of of Coz and Chief dressed up as my little ponies (Moondancer and Sparkles, I believe -- but don't quote me on that) and frolicking down the rainbow trail with Syxx in the bushes wearing a 'coon-skin cap, and Frek hiding behind the lollipop tree whispering something about locusts. It was pretty convincing stuff. Not as convincing as the time that Wendy's spirit guide, Ned, came by and painted a picture of Wendy cavorting with fleas recently escaped from the circus, but then again that was in January so it was to be expected...
    “Sometimes we just need someone to show us something we can’t see for ourselves.”

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    Girl....
    So patience... is nothing...

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    Chief, see what happens when you fire your spirit guides, they come around for payback...

    Were you Moondance or Sparkles?

    inquiring minds want to know

    there we go, just right. keep walking...

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    Moondance-- he was Moondance.
    So patience... is nothing...

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    Actually, Chief was sparkles...he did the glitter up like cotton candy...it was like watching the infinite when he twirled around and around...
    “Sometimes we just need someone to show us something we can’t see for ourselves.”

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    This stuff is ay too deep. Where did this come from???
    I have found peace so let it continue......

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    Ned is my vagina.
    I used to have a 'gang' called the SPs when I was in a mental institute. Technically, we were Special Precaution but sometimes we were Silly Pickles or Sexy Persons, depending on my mood. And what you saw were ants, not fleas. We ate ants because the devil always eats red ants but sometimes they bite your throat and make you gag but the rules clearly state that gagging in front of your leader, Me, is forbidden and worthy of a slap on the neck. A hard slap. As hard as necessary.


    *sings*
    Thankssssss for tha' memoriezzzzzz.
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    I just went there! I saw Chief's painted titties and Coz was making rainbow vomit with his mouth.
    His mouth!

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    Cocaine's a helluva drug.
    "What, Wheeljak? You fell in that open manhole?
    How is that possible?
    I posted 'CAUTION: OPEN MANHOLE' on my Facebook page!"

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    Syxx has been passin' around the good shit!
    Alright
    Tap the lightpole and we'll be jammin all night
    And ain't nobody callin' the cops
    'Cause everybody's here freakin', if they're older they're doin the rock
    And every block from all around
    Comes runnin' to the park when they hear the sound
    And soon the word's spreadin' through our part of town
    "Yo, 40 Park y'all, Jam-On's gettin down"
    Yeah...

    Jam-On Productions:Website Forum

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    my little ponieeeeeeeees

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    did you ever introduce Ned to the ants, just so you could say you had ants in your pants?

    trippin on the moon vibe, cleaning out the inside, ants keep on truck'n through the atma of the guide...
    “Sometimes we just need someone to show us something we can’t see for ourselves.”

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    the ants avoid my pants because Ned is a rather testy spiritguidevagina
    it takes a good hard man to put Ned to bed
    sweet, dear, cushiony Ned
    Ned Ned Ned
    filled with butter and heat
    smooshidy smoosh smoosh
    Sweet Lord! I just saw Chief rubbing his balls and they have eyes! One blue, one green. And Coz is strumming a guitar made of coconut shells and human hair.
    Oh this is terribly entertaining. My heart is throbbing with exuberance.
    Uh
    Ohhhh
    Now DJ has joined the Marshmallow Squad. He's a true goon, being simultaneously worshipped and verbally thrashed by his Goonygoogoo Crew.
    Whatever will happen next?

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    filled with butter and heat
    and all kinds of meat
    smooshity gooshity Ned.

    All the better to see you with, my dearie!

    The GooeyGoons are all farting rainbow icecream -- or maybe it's a sherbert? Wheeljak keeps tripping up because he's chasing all the non-believers away from candy mountain and back into the clover patch -- all of which Chief's ball-eyes are viewing with suspicion. Sometimes, when they're angry, the eyes switch colors. And sometimes, they go purple from abuse.

    Coz got that guitar from the time he was stranded on a desert island. one day, when he was coming home from the luau on the beach he ran over the local apple cobbler, and got arrested by the coconut police. He then had to swim all the way to Jupiter just to get away from the long twig-arm of the law.

    Since then, he plays the coconut guitar to remind him of the better times, before the moon-people descended and enslaved all the bees.
    “Sometimes we just need someone to show us something we can’t see for ourselves.”

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    These posts look like that spam algorithm that makes random words into whole paragraphs that are grammatically correct, but make no sense whatsoever.
    I suspect that Vendetta's been sleeping with the enemy; she's friends with Charsi Glovface, the one who destroyed the home of the mocha chanteuse. What's next, Wendy... are you gonna go to Chapel Hill to visit Billy?
    Crack the code, and code my crack.
    "What, Wheeljak? You fell in that open manhole?
    How is that possible?
    I posted 'CAUTION: OPEN MANHOLE' on my Facebook page!"

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    I don't know if you want to code your crack cause then you'd have to de-program everytime you needed to dump your data.
    “Sometimes we just need someone to show us something we can’t see for ourselves.”

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    wow...this post makes me feel like im in the Clash of the Titans and M is Medusa....

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    Says Perseus of the Magic Balls!! Are you coming to rescue Princess Andromeda from her captive tower on Mimas? cause you needed to hang a left at Saturn's third ring if you wanted to catch the Bx12 bus to Pelham Parkway.
    “Sometimes we just need someone to show us something we can’t see for ourselves.”

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    Ned guided Vendetta to Charsi Glovface's Lullaby club, where the letters get read. Then, Ned jumped onto Vendetta's back and they merged energy levels and created a cloud of green smoke which did indeed melt the face of Charsi.
    The mocha chanteuse was rescued but escaped to the island of tangled hair only resurfacing to have a nice time on myspace, but never to return to the place of spangled porn and spam and cheese.

    Billy has turned to goat and his chapel was auctioned off to the devil, who filled it to the brim with red ants to be eaten by Vendetta's loyal followers.
    Oh, that billy was a beer-bellied balding bastard! Now he has torn the strings of his guitar and will be forced to replay the cookies of fortune in his earlobes for all of eternity.

    But don't you worry, Chief, I mean Perseus, has got his ball-eyes on him!

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    I would code your crack but you will need your crack for future use, so it's better left alone by the phone.

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