I'm serious-- this chick is quickly transforming into the next Anna Nicole.
Here's a recent paparazzi photo, taken outside a tattoo parlor.
Note the "It puts the lotion in the basket" look in her eyes...
Here's my "Top Ten Reasons Britney Spears Is Bald":
10. Lost wrestling match to Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake
9. Wanted the carpet and drapes to match
8. She's a MAN, baby!
7. Going naturally bald, and didn't want to cop out with a comb-over.
6. Platinum isn't bling enough for her, so she wears Uranium
5. Lost hair in divorce settlement
4. Lice
3. Bitin' offa Sinead O'Connor
2. Trying to draw attention away from exposed genitals
1. She's a ravin' lunatic