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    Say the whole thing Wheeljak's Avatar
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    The downward spiral of a pop star

    I'm serious-- this chick is quickly transforming into the next Anna Nicole.
    Here's a recent paparazzi photo, taken outside a tattoo parlor.
    Note the "It puts the lotion in the basket" look in her eyes...


    Here's my "Top Ten Reasons Britney Spears Is Bald":
    10. Lost wrestling match to Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake
    9. Wanted the carpet and drapes to match
    8. She's a MAN, baby!
    7. Going naturally bald, and didn't want to cop out with a comb-over.
    6. Platinum isn't bling enough for her, so she wears Uranium
    5. Lost hair in divorce settlement
    4. Lice
    3. Bitin' offa Sinead O'Connor
    2. Trying to draw attention away from exposed genitals
    1. She's a ravin' lunatic
    Last edited by Wheeljak; 02-17-2007 at 02:01 PM.
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    This girl has gone completely bat-ape-shit frakin' mental!

    Those poor kids...
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    If this is real, it looks like we have a female Michael Jackson on our hands.

    Maybe she had to do it for a movie role? Her boyfriend is going to be pissed, unless hes' some sort of homo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TrEEtheRealest View Post
    Her boyfriend is going to be pissed, unless hes' some sort of homo.
    Why-- did you read something about her growing a penis?
    "What, Wheeljak? You fell in that open manhole?
    How is that possible?
    I posted 'CAUTION: OPEN MANHOLE' on my Facebook page!"

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    yeah exactly, cause men are naturally bald eh ... oh wait.
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    If nothing else it highlights how 99% of her attractiveness has nothing to do with her looks and everything to do with marketing!

    I'm not even sure if it's her, it could just be some guy with eyeliner she looks that bad!

    I can't try to take the moral high ground though, i've never thought she was especially good looking but at the same time I still watch her videos and get suckered in to thinking she's hot.

    i don't think her having a shaved head makes her look ugly, I just think it reveals the fact that she was never genuinley much to look at.



    Nice minge though.
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    We forget that sometimes these people don't get to have a normal adolescense. She started her professional career at 6 years old, and was an international superstar at 18. When did she have the chance to do this stuff?

    I started working to help support my family when my parents split (I was 14). And having to be responsible and putting food on the table meant you don't have the same freedom to just be a goofball teenager -- I couldn't dye my hair funky colors or punk out like my friends, cause I had a job I was working 40 hours a week.

    So when I was in my early 20's, I finally had a proper adolescense -- dyed my hair purple, wore spike collars and zebra-print stretch pants, hung out until all hours, did all kinds of drugs, married an Italian soccer player I met while partying. It was the first time my mom "worried about me" because I had been too good and responsible as a teen. Now, sure, I was prolly too old to be doing that shyte, but dammit, it had to be done, and it was the first chance I had to do it.

    So maybe this is her time. :dunno:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mistress M View Post
    We forget that sometimes these people don't get to have a normal adolescense. She started her professional career at 6 years old, and was an international superstar at 18. When did she have the chance to do this stuff?

    :

    SEE!! The Michael Jackson syndrome!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mistress M View Post
    So maybe this is her time. :dunno:
    I don't buy that. She is a negligent mother of two. This is her time, alright... to get a freakin' grip. She's hanging around in the coke-fueled circles of the Hilton sisters and Lindsay Lohan, which is no place for anyone who wants to live long, but particularly not for someone who has two little ones at home who are wondering why mommy's so seldom around to comfort them when they wake up from a scary dream in the middle of the night.
    If she didn't want to shoulder the burden of motherhood, then she should have bought a vasectomy for her babydaddy years ago. Then she wouldn't have Irish twins cramping her style, and the world would be saved from the threat of the propagation of Federline's genes.

    Oh, yeah... Full Metal Jacket fans, check this out:
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    Quote Originally Posted by fd View Post
    Nice minge though.
    What's a minge?
    "What, Wheeljak? You fell in that open manhole?
    How is that possible?
    I posted 'CAUTION: OPEN MANHOLE' on my Facebook page!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wheeljak View Post
    I don't buy that. She is a negligent mother of two. This is her time, alright... to get a freakin' grip. She's hanging around in the coke-fueled circles of the Hilton sisters and Lindsay Lohan, which is no place for anyone who wants to live long, but particularly not for someone who has two little ones at home who are wondering why mommy's so seldom around to comfort them when they wake up from a scary dream in the middle of the night.
    If she didn't want to shoulder the burden of motherhood, then she should have bought a vasectomy for her babydaddy years ago. Then she wouldn't have Irish twins cramping her style, and the world would be saved from the threat of the propagation of Federline's genes.

    Oh, yeah... Full Metal Jacket fans, check this out:

    Yeah, but without all that BULLSHIT lifestyle..I would have never seen her vagina..so there is one good thing that came out of it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wheeljak View Post
    What's a minge?
    Quote Originally Posted by TrEEtheRealest View Post
    her vagina..
    Alright
    Tap the lightpole and we'll be jammin all night
    And ain't nobody callin' the cops
    'Cause everybody's here freakin', if they're older they're doin the rock
    And every block from all around
    Comes runnin' to the park when they hear the sound
    And soon the word's spreadin' through our part of town
    "Yo, 40 Park y'all, Jam-On's gettin down"
    Yeah...

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    I don't like that word; it reminds me of "mange". Of course, in the case of this woman in particular, it may be quite appropriate.
    "What, Wheeljak? You fell in that open manhole?
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    I posted 'CAUTION: OPEN MANHOLE' on my Facebook page!"

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    I always thought this one girl I knew resembled that guy from Full Metal Jacket, so a while back I made this.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Cozmo D View Post
    lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wheeljak View Post
    I don't buy that. She is a negligent mother of two. This is her time, alright... to get a freakin' grip. She's hanging around in the coke-fueled circles of the Hilton sisters and Lindsay Lohan, which is no place for anyone who wants to live long, but particularly not for someone who has two little ones at home who are wondering why mommy's so seldom around to comfort them when they wake up from a scary dream in the middle of the night.
    If she didn't want to shoulder the burden of motherhood, then she should have bought a vasectomy for her babydaddy years ago. Then she wouldn't have Irish twins cramping her style, and the world would be saved from the threat of the propagation of Federline's genes.
    Honey, those kids prolly have the best nannies in the world, who run to their sides when they wake up in the middle of the night. And they prolly don't give a rat's ass as to where some random woman called "mommy" is at any given moment, because they have someone they're much closer to meeting all their needs. Few people in Hollywood raise their own kids. And the world is a better place for it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mistress M View Post
    Honey, those kids prolly have the best nannies in the world, who run to their sides when they wake up in the middle of the night. And they prolly don't give a rat's ass as to where some random woman called "mommy" is at any given moment, because they have someone they're much closer to meeting all their needs. Few people in Hollywood raise their own kids. And the world is a better place for it.
    And, how is this any different from a middle or lower class woman who abdicates her maternal responsibilities, and pawns off the job of raising the child to the kid's grandparents?
    "If a kid calls his grandmother "Mommy" and his mama "Pam," that kid's gonna go to jail." --Chris Rock
    "What, Wheeljak? You fell in that open manhole?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wheeljak View Post
    And, how is this any different from a middle or lower class woman who abdicates her maternal responsibilities, and pawns off the job of raising the child to the kid's grandparents?
    Alright
    Tap the lightpole and we'll be jammin all night
    And ain't nobody callin' the cops
    'Cause everybody's here freakin', if they're older they're doin the rock
    And every block from all around
    Comes runnin' to the park when they hear the sound
    And soon the word's spreadin' through our part of town
    "Yo, 40 Park y'all, Jam-On's gettin down"
    Yeah...

    Jam-On Productions:Website Forum

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cozmo D View Post
    "What, Wheeljak? You fell in that open manhole?
    How is that possible?
    I posted 'CAUTION: OPEN MANHOLE' on my Facebook page!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wheeljak View Post



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    Alright
    Tap the lightpole and we'll be jammin all night
    And ain't nobody callin' the cops
    'Cause everybody's here freakin', if they're older they're doin the rock
    And every block from all around
    Comes runnin' to the park when they hear the sound
    And soon the word's spreadin' through our part of town
    "Yo, 40 Park y'all, Jam-On's gettin down"
    Yeah...

    Jam-On Productions:Website Forum

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