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    a. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah
    b. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith
    c. Baptists do not recognize each other at the liquor store or Hooters
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    I will admit the baptist thing.....I dont recognize no one anywhere.
    I have found peace so let it continue......

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    and priests dont recognize the altar boys after.....sorry low blow... :bowlaugh:
    the vibe says syxx so let it be syxx......

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    How 'bout at the Nudie Bar?


    "Ahhhhhhh, the Nudie Bar, where you can grab a little ass, but you better do it fast at the Nudie Bar."

    "Where you can always get a lay, but your gonna have to pay at the Nudie Bar."

    "Where you can get a real live whore, but it cost a little more at the Nudie Bar."

    (I guess no one here watches "Married With Children" re-runs.)

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    "Where the beer is in a glass, and the Bundies kick ass...at the nudie bar"

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    bum bu du bum da da bum da da vegetable gardeeeeeeeeeeen
    bum da da bum da da bum da da bum da bum bum bum corn :roll:
    the vibe says syxx so let it be syxx......

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    Originally posted by Louis85@May 10 2004, 09:41 AM
    How 'bout at the Nudie Bar?


    "Ahhhhhhh, the Nudie Bar, where you can grab a little ass, but you better do it fast at the Nudie Bar."

    "Where you can always get a lay, but your gonna have to pay at the Nudie Bar."

    "Where you can get a real live whore, but it cost a little more at the Nudie Bar."

    (I guess no one here watches "Married With Children" re-runs.)

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    I've been try'n to catch that episode for a long time now! Ain't that one when Al takes bud for the first time and they get into a fight at the nudie bar! Has to be my fav!!! You guys keep me roll'n....no pun intended! :bowdown:
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    Yes it is Chuk! I miss that show. :rofl:
    I love the summer months!

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