And the winner of the wet T-shirt competition wins a years supply of personality and esteem-boosting lessons.
And the winner of the wet T-shirt competition wins a years supply of personality and esteem-boosting lessons.
I love the summer months!
Second place wins and A lifetime supply of reusable condoms and dental gaurds!!!
Only thing worse than failure is not trying
3rd gets a personal ab crunching lesson from louis
I've got amnesia.. I can't remember..
fourth gets to eat lobster at burger king :fawkdance:
the vibe says syxx so let it be syxx......
Hey syxx....is it ham or HAMM from a cartoon?? Who said left water ski?? John Ratzenburger......??
What does all of these characters have to do with batman and catwoman...michelle pfeiffer....in the same story.
I have found peace so let it continue......
5th place wins an autographed "Viagra vandal" handheld.
A man is where he loves, not where he lives....
I wonder when batman begins......begins....
I have found peace so let it continue......
new harvey dent....new joker......new....gangsters......all very young......coming back...from the dead...........turning back the time.....in gotham city.
I have found peace so let it continue......
eating cheeseburgers at wachovia bank under a beach umbrella with hermaphrodite transistor leprachauns..
the vibe says syxx so let it be syxx......
and 6th gets an electronic whoopie cushion...
blah... blah... blah...the universe.... what color underwear do you have on.....red i hope
because that makes me warm....warm like brand nu video porn
PornyBe
of
the astral planers
And then Ozzy Osbourne goes on Jay Leno with Sharon Osbourne and says "If you can't beat em Join em"
I have found peace so let it continue......
And it just so happens it was the closing episode of the Tonight Show with Jay Leno and all the people rejoiced, 'cause it was never as good as when Carson hosted it.
I love the summer months!
Of course when Carson was mentioned it wasn't in reference to our Johnny but to "Boots up my ass" Dailey(of tha Carson Variety)
Demensia had set it and the mocking flamingo reaffirmed that....
I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money.
Orson Welles
Demntia only happens to old people says the flamingo
I have found peace so let it continue......
the flamingo was chartreuse,,,,not pink...which led to a wicked case of hopscotch vertigo.,....
the vibe says syxx so let it be syxx......
before the flamingo joined david blaine on a daring stunt which involved a tower, fire, glass and a stuffed ostrich
I've got amnesia.. I can't remember..
Even the flamingo was amazed by the wild and crazy tricks that Blaine could do. The stuffed ostrich had seen it all before tho and wasn't having any of Blaine's CRAPPOLA....
I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money.
Orson Welles
For the ostrich was a worldly bird, who had escaped from an ostrich farm from southwest Nevada. It was a farm that tried to firmly establish ostrich meat as a consumer product--"Ostrich...A Better and Leaner White Meat!"
I love the summer months!
Being a worldly bird this ostrich knew he had to get out of that getting eaten racket. The proprietor of said ranch was a Cedric Von Piggly who unbeknownst to our Ostrich friend was in fact a pig (in more sense than one) .....
I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money.
Orson Welles
in a previous life our friend was sally struthers who ate the children she should have been feeding! hnoes9:
the vibe says syxx so let it be syxx......