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    ok this place needs some life so lets start another group thing...basically the rules to this are...I will start out the story with a sentence and you guys can add on to the story with your own sentence, try to keep it short to one sentence so it will carry on without someone trying to tell the whole story in one post. I’m going to start it off with something odd so we’ll see how weird this gets, and no it doesn’t have to rhyme I’m just starting it that way.




    There once was a guy who thought he was high and dry, but one day he realized he wasn’t and started to cry…

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    he came from nantucket..on his head wore a bucket..attitude to life was "ahh fuck it"
    I've got amnesia.. I can't remember..

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    his uncles name was nipper he was a carpetslipper till he stuffed his ass with broken glass and circumsized the skipper
    the vibe says syxx so let it be syxx......

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    And then, out of the blue, he realized that his beloved dog, Frank, was missing and that his neighbor, Mr. Wurst, was looking exceedingly happy this fine morning.

    there we go, just right. keep walking...

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    "Dang," thought the man from nantucket, "one more reason to cry, now that I'm high and dry."

    there we go, just right. keep walking...

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    and then he saw the icecream man..who was a woman and man
    her name was hedwig....and in tow was creamsicles..and mr cleano
    the vibe says syxx so let it be syxx......

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    and the man thought hey neato..hedwig has a thriving libido..and i think its now time to feed her..and him
    I've got amnesia.. I can't remember..

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    so they had banana splits and draino and listened to edwin mccaino
    and she realised the doorknob was polished but the lights were exceptionally dim.....
    the vibe says syxx so let it be syxx......

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    So he wined her and dined her, so fine did he find her, until under the sheets they went.
    If I'm dreamin don't wake me..I'd rather stay lost within your mind.

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    and then with a sigh oh did he reply you dont look like julianne moore...more like harvey dent!
    the vibe says syxx so let it be syxx......

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    didnt realise she was bent/ but hed already spent/needed to emotionally vent/and soon he was sticking his pole up her tent
    I've got amnesia.. I can't remember..

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    Soon the camping was done, and so was the fun because the outdoors wasn't her friend.
    If I'm dreamin don't wake me..I'd rather stay lost within your mind.

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    And of an ear I did lend, but only of recompense, alliterated out of your common sense, but when you bent I will commend your fugly friend!
    fullamyself, sickamyself, truetamyself

    I will always be myself - through the good times and the bad.

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    for she has a brain like a mango and a posterior like beetlegeuse,,,,,
    the vibe says syxx so let it be syxx......

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    Yet, and still to noones surprise! On a dark and stormy night... I'd beat it up!!!
    Only thing worse than failure is not trying

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    Remarked the lonesome stranger who whistfully had been watching said event with a mammoth sized pair of binoculars. My arms are getting sore from all of this our new hero remarked....
    I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money.

    Orson Welles

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    and when love was sparked said stranger took their hearts like in indy jones sacrificed in underground thrones to hethen gods
    I've got amnesia.. I can't remember..

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    only to be reincarnated in god's name.......unaware were his foes as they happily twiddled their toes and gave each other hugs and kisses as they celebrated his sacrifice...much like Jesus.
    I have found peace so let it continue......

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    and then ate cheetios and played crisco twister..
    the vibe says syxx so let it be syxx......

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    Never a more sinister game was ever played....in fact i think i saw Judas with a blade...Jeepers Creepers muttered the beefy cyclops....
    I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money.

    Orson Welles

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