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    HoodiniHacker: whoa, you're on. "not for long", though, right?
    *****Spaz2002: right u little stlker
    HoodiniHacker: thought so :-
    *****Spaz2002: stalker
    HoodiniHacker: stalker?
    HoodiniHacker: i'm not a stalker
    *****Spaz2002: how do you explain everytime i get on ur there or 10 seconds after i'm on u sign on
    HoodiniHacker: that's not stalking
    HoodiniHacker: and i was about to get on anyway
    HoodiniHacker: i had to finish my homework first
    HoodiniHacker: i'm not a stalker. I just want a friend, but apparently nobody wants to be one.
    *****Spaz2002: no one has time for friends
    HoodiniHacker: i do, but since no one else does, i'll just have to hide
    *****Spaz2002: lol
    HoodiniHacker: funny, huh? i'm glad it entertains SOMEbody
    HoodiniHacker: cuz it sure isn't fun for me
    *****Spaz2002: going again
    *****Spaz2002: bye
    HoodiniHacker: of course...bye
    *****Spaz2002 signed off at 3:30:20 PM.





    I better keep practicing before I forget how to do it RIGHT....


    "that's pretty deep stuff. that's not, 'yo yo yippy yo yo bling bling, smack a bitch.'"
    "when i eat chicken nuggets....they don't look like they're in pain...but i believe that they were.."

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    dude. you need to find yourself a girlfriend, now!

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    and i don't mean online!!!

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    Copied from another forum elle is on...

    Tizerrick - Elle
    Jasonrx007 - me
    LadyCheese - Elle's girlfriend

    Long story short...I bet him a laptop he couldn't get a girlfriend

    Tizerrick: so...no laptop bet?
    jasonrx007: you're gonna get owned
    Tizerrick: but will i get a laptop at teh same time?
    jasonrx007: no...you're paying off a girl
    Tizerrick: i'm not paying her
    jasonrx007: then how the fuck did a girl suddenly become interested in you?
    Tizerrick: you wanna talk to her??
    jasonrx007: is she hot?
    Tizerrick: possibly..
    jasonrx007: wtf does that mean
    Tizerrick: haha. depends on your definition
    Tizerrick: of hot, that is...
    Tizerrick: you wanna talk to her or not
    jasonrx007: if it's "I have 4 teeth and I'm sleeping with my brother Earl" hot then I'll pass
    Tizerrick: hahaha
    Tizerrick: okay, then by taht definition...she's very hot
    Tizerrick: she says "my boobs are huge!"
    Tizerrick: haha
    jasonrx007: so you haven't seen her?
    Tizerrick: i've seen her
    Tizerrick: i had physics with her
    jasonrx007: umm $5 says I'll have physics with her too
    Tizerrick: haha
    Tizerrick: SN EDIT
    jasonrx007: ?
    Tizerrick: that's her sn
    jasonrx007: I will not start anything...the women must come to me
    Tizerrick: haha
    jasonrx007: SN EDIT: hey
    jasonrx007: Hi
    Tizerrick: happy now? she came to you
    jasonrx007: you shouldn't have dome that Terrick, I'm gonna steal your woman
    Tizerrick: haha
    Tizerrick: if you want her you're gonna hafta show her the pic of the room full of laptops
    jasonrx007: you just lost
    jasonrx007: is she a geek oor something?
    Tizerrick: why
    Tizerrick: no
    jasonrx007: then what's with the laptops
    Tizerrick: i was sayin that that's how you would do it...if i was a girl and i saw that pic i'd talk to you..
    Tizerrick: you know it works....
    Tizerrick: i was just sayin' that's the only way you're gettin her away from me
    Tizerrick: geez
    jasonrx007: I'm suck a asshole hahaha
    jasonrx007: shit such
    Tizerrick: haha
    jasonrx007: I'm sooooo cutting myself down to the point it's not even funny...but it is
    Tizerrick: hahaha
    Tizerrick: hows that
    jasonrx007: you'll see....you'll see
    jasonrx007: the hook is baited.....OH SHIT IT'S SET.......zzzzzz reeling her in
    Tizerrick: haha
    jasonrx007: fuck Terrick you need lessons from me
    Tizerrick: haha
    Tizerrick: wait a sec!
    Tizerrick: this isn't the reason i gave you her screen name!
    jasonrx007: I didn't do ti
    Tizerrick: aaah
    Tizerrick: YES YOU DID
    jasonrx007: I'm owning at this though
    Tizerrick: haha
    jasonrx007: how old am i?
    jasonrx007: 17 18?
    jasonrx007: 19?
    Tizerrick: haha
    Tizerrick: i think you're 22..
    jasonrx007: need answer NOW
    jasonrx007: 17 18 or 19?
    Tizerrick: umm umm
    Tizerrick: aahh
    Tizerrick: uuuhh
    Tizerrick: go for 18
    jasonrx007: fuck I said 21 you're too slow
    jasonrx007: now she's gonna think I'm some kinda fucking wimp
    Tizerrick: aaah
    jasonrx007: content in the making...
    Tizerrick: haha
    jasonrx007: name one thing about me
    jasonrx007: ANYTHING
    Tizerrick: wtf..
    Tizerrick: you fly helicopters
    jasonrx007: no I'm playing the wimp here
    jasonrx007: LadyCheese: so tell me something about yourself
    LadyCheese: ...please?
    jasonrx007: I have hair
    Tizerrick: hahahahaha
    jasonrx007: oh fuck hhaha
    LadyCheese: umm, where?
    LadyCheese: like on your chest?
    Tizerrick: hahaha
    jasonrx007: I"'m dying here
    Tizerrick: $h!t, i'm talkin' to like 5 girls right now
    jasonrx007: stop playing wanna be pimp
    Tizerrick: haha
    Tizerrick: i'm practicin
    Tizerrick: you still taklin to her?
    jasonrx007: no haha
    jasonrx007: I stole you're bish
    Tizerrick: haha
    Tizerrick: hehe, you stole i am bish?
    Tizerrick: hahahahaa
    jasonrx007: fuck you and your you are and you're grammer
    Tizerrick: hahaha
    jasonrx007: is she a member of the forum?
    Tizerrick: i don't think so
    jasonrx007: ok good cause when I post all of this I don't want to hear about it
    Tizerrick: haha
    Tizerrick: be careful, she might join
    jasonrx007: better check before I do it
    Tizerrick: ya never know
    jasonrx007: ok I'm gonna stop here and post what I have....I don't have anything that would piss anyone off...that I can tell anyway.
    Tizerrick: hehe
    Tizerrick: so do i still lose?
    jasonrx007: don't know yet...
    Tizerrick: arg
    jasonrx007: ok I'm stoping

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    fuck editing this shit

    LadyCheese: hey
    jasonrx007: Hi
    LadyCheese: how are you?
    jasonrx007: very good and you?
    LadyCheese: i'm pretty good
    LadyCheese: but i'm kinda stressed
    jasonrx007: Stress can be cured easy
    LadyCheese: how so?
    jasonrx007: umm it's magic
    LadyCheese: oh...that's pretty lame
    LadyCheese: you got me all pepped up for some wonderful cure..
    LadyCheese: and then you say it's magic?
    jasonrx007: it is magic.....or at least that's what it will feel like
    LadyCheese: ooo la la
    LadyCheese: so how do you know terrick?
    LadyCheese: ??
    jasonrx007: I'm his internet friend, I pick on him all the time and he still follows me around...so I'm nice to him sometimes
    LadyCheese: hey, why do you pick on him?
    LadyCheese: and what's this laptop thing about?
    jasonrx007: he likes it.....I don't know anything about laptops??
    LadyCheese: i don't know, but terrick said something about it. i mean, i like terrick and everything, and i guess we're going out now, but it was really random
    LadyCheese: he's such a sweetie though, he's just like, hey, i like you and everything so do you want to go out?
    jasonrx007: So you're going out with him? wow how much did he pay you?
    LadyCheese: pay me?!
    LadyCheese: what do you mean?
    LadyCheese: why would i need money?
    LadyCheese: it's terrick
    jasonrx007: It can't happen...it's just not normal for a girl to like him
    LadyCheese: i don't know, he's funny
    LadyCheese: like, it's not like i want to do him or anything, but he's cute and fun to talk to
    jasonrx007: it's sad nobody wants to do Terrick (or me for that matter)
    LadyCheese: i'm sure there are girls that want to do terrick...
    LadyCheese: but you? i don't know, if that "it's magic, or just feels like it" line is all you have.....
    jasonrx007: I don't need lines if I'm talking to a girl in real life
    LadyCheese: ooooh, so you're pretty hot stuff then?
    jasonrx007: not really....in fact I'm kinda lame at the girl thing
    LadyCheese: ha ha ha
    LadyCheese: at least you're honest
    jasonrx007: I have to have date girls that take control since I'm too scared to do anything.
    LadyCheese: awww!
    LadyCheese: that's adorable but that also gets soooo annoying
    LadyCheese: i mean, i love guys like that, since i'm all about being in power, but then again, oy, if i guy won't make a move....
    jasonrx007: as long as she can lead the way I'll follow
    LadyCheese: hmm
    LadyCheese: so what's new? how was your day?
    jasonrx007: my day kinda sucked since I didn't get to go to prom with a girl I liked
    jasonrx007: So right about now she's out screwing some other guy
    LadyCheese: wow, that sucks
    LadyCheese: i'm sorry
    jasonrx007: That's what I get for being the "nice" guy
    LadyCheese: hey......don't play the pathetic guy card...
    LadyCheese: i mean, i'm sorry and everything
    LadyCheese: but...
    jasonrx007: I don't play it....at this rate I am the damn card...I get played all the freaking time
    LadyCheese: aww!
    LadyCheese: that's good material right there, have you been working on that a long time?
    jasonrx007: haha no
    LadyCheese: hey, i'm giving you credit for it, it's good stuff
    LadyCheese: how old are you?
    jasonrx007: nice to get credit for something
    LadyCheese: yeah, congrats
    jasonrx007: I'm 21
    LadyCheese: hmmm
    LadyCheese: so tell me something about yourself
    LadyCheese: ...please?
    jasonrx007: I have hair
    LadyCheese: umm, where?
    LadyCheese: like on your chest?
    jasonrx007: yup
    LadyCheese: ewww....like a lot?
    jasonrx007: not really
    LadyCheese: phew
    LadyCheese: that was a close call
    LadyCheese: so there's nothing exciting at all that you can tell me?
    LadyCheese: you know....Terrick was bragging about how cool you were....but
    jasonrx007: I'm not really cool....or what ever his idea of cool is
    LadyCheese: hmm
    LadyCheese: interesting
    LadyCheese: are you really boring and do you just sit at computers all day?
    LadyCheese: i'm so sorry
    LadyCheese: i'm being terribly rude
    LadyCheese: sorry
    jasonrx007: I'm a nerd
    LadyCheese: hey, nerds are awesome
    LadyCheese: they're soooo much better than jocks
    jasonrx007: not what the girls around here think
    LadyCheese: they'll realize someday..
    LadyCheese: i mean, someday the jocks will be fat, and will they have any brains? nope!
    jasonrx007: If I was a jock I'd have a girlfriend right now
    LadyCheese: brag brag brag, if i decided to be a dirty hoe i'd probably be having sex right now
    LadyCheese: by some jock probably
    jasonrx007: works for me
    LadyCheese: isn't it funny how that works?
    jasonrx007: yeah

    No I'm not really as lame as I made myself look so don't rag me about it

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    if you're calling her my girlfriend, that means i win and you gotta send me a laptop...


    "that's pretty deep stuff. that's not, 'yo yo yippy yo yo bling bling, smack a bitch.'"
    "when i eat chicken nuggets....they don't look like they're in pain...but i believe that they were.."

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    hmmm...21 and interested in a girl who's going to a prom? what were you thinking, dude! next time you gotta say you're like 18 or something...a 21 yr old trying to get with a 16 yr old sounds like some sort of loser...cool college guys do not date high school juniors...only lame-ass immature ones who can't get a college girl to go out with them...

    and I agree with elle -- even the chick sez she's going out with him, which means she's his girlfriend... :rofl:

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    OK so I'll be 18 next time I try to steal elle's woman

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    and I agree with elle -- even the chick sez she's going out with him, which means she's his girlfriend... :rofl:

    take that! two votes...i deserve something cool....something that isn't the role of milton....


    "that's pretty deep stuff. that's not, 'yo yo yippy yo yo bling bling, smack a bitch.'"
    "when i eat chicken nuggets....they don't look like they're in pain...but i believe that they were.."

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    I'll send you some month old hamburger meat that's been sitting out and getting all hairy

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    i think you misread...old hamburgers aren't cool.


    y'know what?..just forget it...i don't wanna know what you might actually do......


    "that's pretty deep stuff. that's not, 'yo yo yippy yo yo bling bling, smack a bitch.'"
    "when i eat chicken nuggets....they don't look like they're in pain...but i believe that they were.."

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    just send the laptop to the girl, she deserves it!

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    hmmm...21 and interested in a girl who's going to a prom? what were you thinking, dude! next time you gotta say you're like 18 or something...a 21 yr old trying to get with a 16 yr old sounds like some sort of loser...cool college guys do not date high school juniors...only lame-a$$ immature ones who can't get a college girl to go out with them...
    I don't know what world you live in, but just about every fine 16 or 17 year old chick dashes their poor same-aged boyfriend's heart against the rocks for some 20 something year old dude eventually. Perhaps you need to study my essays on "The Loop".

    Besides, Hax may be cool, but he's not a college guy, so he has to take advantage of every opportunity! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
    Alright
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    'Cause everybody's here freakin', if they're older they're doin the rock
    And every block from all around
    Comes runnin' to the park when they hear the sound
    And soon the word's spreadin' through our part of town
    "Yo, 40 Park y'all, Jam-On's gettin down"
    Yeah...

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    college? whats college? that place I go to learn what I already know? sounds like a good way to waste 4 years though :mrgreen:

    I'll stick with the girl I have now :wink: those little kids don't do it for me anymore

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    I don't know what world you live in, but just about every fine 16 or 17 year old chick dashes their poor same-aged boyfriend's heart against the rocks for some 20 something year old dude eventually. Perhaps you need to study my essays on "The Loop".
    Yeah, but that makes the chick cool to her friends...it still makes the guy a loser...and eventually the chick figures that out...

    not that I'm speaking from experience or anything... :rofl:

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    Yeah, the guy has probably been a loser ever since his own same-aged girlfriend dumped him for some older dude back in his teens...turnin' the tables on some other teen chick is most likely his first taste of winning in some time. :wink:

    However, what it makes the chick, who has just destroyed her same-aged boyfriend in order to go out with said loser...in order to look "cool to her friends"...is a bonafide CUNT!

    Of course, she does eventually figure out what a loser the older cat is, because he treats her like shit! Afterall, he's taking out his revenge on her and all the other young poon he can find for how he was once treated.

    So, she goes back to her same-aged boyfriend, who most likely forgives her and takes her back...though never taking an eye off of her cuntishness again. Doesn't matter though...she gets him again...maybe twice more (and so on and so on...).

    Eventually, he gets tired of getting his guts ripped out...or she gets bored of twisting him in the wind. She goes on to a lifetime of getting shit on by men...or lesbianism. He becomes the latest 20-something loser taking out his revenge on every naive teenage hottie he can pull the panties off of.

    NEXT!!!



    p.s.- Any hint of similarity to ANYBODY here is completey by chance and absolutely unintentional.
    Alright
    Tap the lightpole and we'll be jammin all night
    And ain't nobody callin' the cops
    'Cause everybody's here freakin', if they're older they're doin the rock
    And every block from all around
    Comes runnin' to the park when they hear the sound
    And soon the word's spreadin' through our part of town
    "Yo, 40 Park y'all, Jam-On's gettin down"
    Yeah...

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    frek is ideal for this topic :wink:
    I've got amnesia.. I can't remember..

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    i give up on girls, they're crazy...........i've got a number of opportunities at the moment, just aint worth it i don't think anymore........i can't see myself putting up with it

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    i am not qualified for this topic ..lalala ....tee hee hee :thumup:
    the vibe says syxx so let it be syxx......

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    I liked Atma's idea.
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