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    Why did the chicken cross the road?



    GEORGE W. BUSH

    We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know

    if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either

    with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.



    AL GORE

    I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the chicken

    crossing the road represented the application of these two different

    functions of government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring greater

    services to the American people.



    COLIN POWELL

    Now, at the left of the screen, you clearly see the satellite image of the

    chicken crossing the road.



    HANZ BLIX

    We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been

    allowed access to the other side of the road..



    MOHAMMED ALDOURI (Iraq ambassador)

    The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We don't

    even have a chicken.



    SADDAM HUSSEIN

    This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in

    dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it



    RALPH NADER

    The chicken's habitat on the original side of the road had been polluted by

    unchecked industrialist greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled

    habitat on the other side of the road because it was

    crushed by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV.



    PAT BUCHANAN

    To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.



    RUSH LIMBAUGH

    I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but I'll bet it was getting

    a government grant to cross the road, and I'll bet someone out there is

    already forming a support group to help chickens with crossing-the-road

    syndrome. Can you believe this? How much more of this can real Americans

    take? Chickens crossing the road paid for by their tax dollars, and when I

    say tax dollars, I'm talking about your money, money the government took

    from you to build roads for chickens to cross.



    MARTHA STEWART

    No one called to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing

    order at the farmer's market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a

    certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.



    JERRY FALWELL

    Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the

    plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the other side.

    That's what they call it -- the other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken

    is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we

    boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal

    media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like the other side.



    DR. SEUSS

    Did the chicken cross the road?

    Did he cross it with a toad?

    Yes, The chicken crossed the road, But why it crossed,

    I've not been told!



    ERNEST HEMINGWAY

    To die. In the rain. Alone.



    MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.

    I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without

    having their motives called into question..



    GRANDPA

    In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us

    that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.



    BARBARA WALTERS

    Isn't that interesting? In a few moments we will be listening to the chicken

    tell, for the first time, the heartwarming story of how it experienced a

    serious case of molting and went on to accomplish its life-long dream of

    crossing the road.



    JOHN LENNON

    Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.



    ARISTOTLE

    It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.



    KARL MARX

    It was a historical inevitability.



    VOLTAIRE

    I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I will

    defend to the death

    its right to do it.



    RONALD REAGAN

    What chicken?



    CAPTAIN KIRK

    To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.



    FOX MULDER

    You saw it cross the road with your own eyes! How many

    more chickens have

    to cross before you believe it?



    SIGMUND FREUD

    The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road

    reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.





    BILL GATES

    I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but

    will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook --

    and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.



    ALBERT EINSTEIN

    Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the

    chicken?



    BILL CLINTON

    I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do

    you mean by chicken?

    Could you define chicken, please?





    COLONEL SANDERS

    I missed one?
    Alright
    Tap the lightpole and we'll be jammin all night
    And ain't nobody callin' the cops
    'Cause everybody's here freakin', if they're older they're doin the rock
    And every block from all around
    Comes runnin' to the park when they hear the sound
    And soon the word's spreadin' through our part of town
    "Yo, 40 Park y'all, Jam-On's gettin down"
    Yeah...

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    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    Good ol' Colonel!
    I love the summer months!

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    THIS SHOULD BE ON MILLENIUM CALL...... :thumup: :rofl:
    the vibe says syxx so let it be syxx......

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    Not mine, it was an email Yvette got. :rofl:
    Alright
    Tap the lightpole and we'll be jammin all night
    And ain't nobody callin' the cops
    'Cause everybody's here freakin', if they're older they're doin the rock
    And every block from all around
    Comes runnin' to the park when they hear the sound
    And soon the word's spreadin' through our part of town
    "Yo, 40 Park y'all, Jam-On's gettin down"
    Yeah...

    Jam-On Productions:Website Forum

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    king of useless info syxxpm's Avatar
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    then be should sample it over a newcleus track :rofl:
    the vibe says syxx so let it be syxx......

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    surely they have omitted someone, the iraqi information minister!!

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