Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Arkansas is planning to do its own, entitled "Survivor: Arkansas Style." The contestants will start in Conway, travel up to Bee Branch and on to Marshall and Harrison. Then they will head over to Mountain Home and down to Batesville and Newport. From there they will proceed on down to LA. (lower Arkansas for those of you who don't know what that means). Then back around through Hope, Hot Springs, and all the way up to Russellville and back over to Conway. Each will be driving a pink Volvo with Yankee license plates and a large bumper sticker that reads: "I'm gay. I'm a vegetarian. Beer is harmful to your health. The Arkansas Razorback's suck. Hillary in 2004. Deer hunting is murder, and I'm here to confiscate your guns!" The first one that makes it back to Conway alive, wins. Good luck to all contestants!