""OK! I'll talk. In the third grade .........

I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out...But the worst thing I ever done -- I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

um well......once at bandcamp... :dabutt:

:shock:

That's disgusting and why the hell are you posting this? :slap:

cuz you just dont love me anymore rumi.....i mean...its like...we dont even make love anymore...you just use my body.....i feel so used....

*dials therapist*

???... :roll: :roll: :roll:

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Originally posted by Dr. Johny Fever@Nov 5 2004, 02:41 PM
I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out...But the worst thing I ever done -- I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

:rock: :rock: THE GOONIES!!!! :rock: :rock:

see ya rumi..im now in love with Foxy....

I wish you two all the happiness. :lolbonk:

*covers rumis lips with one finger*

"No Woman, No Cry."

:shucks: :woohoo: :cry: :rofl:

^^^^^notice i did not specify which lips^^^^^^^

zing.........

You wiiiish.... :rofl:

:bowlaugh: :bowlaugh: :bowlaugh: :bowlaugh: :bowlaugh: :bowlaugh: :bowlaugh: :bowlaugh: :bowlaugh: :bowlaugh: :bowlaugh: :bowlaugh:

"She puts an addictive chemical in it that makes ya crave it nightly"

I put it in a glass,in a glass. :la:

you love me.....you really do love me.......

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Originally posted by Rumi_Philosophie@Nov 5 2004, 03:54 PM
I put it in a glass,in a glass. :la:

Ummm....this is suddenly getting too freaky for me... :ohnoes:

aint nothing gonna break my stride..nobodys gonna slow me down..oh no....i got to keep on movin.....

Keep on truckin buddy

this post is disgusting! :shock:

oh...at least we arent shoving laminated gerbils up a horsedogs butt........

funniest post I have seen around here in awhile! :rock:

Somebody do the truffle shuffle, C'mon do it!! Damn that is a funny movie.

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Originally posted by Dr. Johny Fever@Nov 6 2004, 07:42 AM
oh...at least we arent shoving laminated gerbils up a horsedogs butt........

hey i never laminate my gerbils!

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Originally posted by HieroHero+Nov 5 2004, 07:07 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (HieroHero @ Nov 5 2004, 07:07 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-Dr. Johny Fever@Nov 6 2004, 07:42 AM
oh...at least we arent shoving laminated gerbils up a horsedogs butt........

hey i never laminate my gerbils![/b][/quote]
:madrant: You should be ashamed of yourselves, laminating those poor gerbils!

Shellac is much kinder.

yeah lets get the facts straight , gerbils arent available in Australia .....

http://www.giftlog.com/pictures/wombat_2x400.jpg

HE USES ENDANGERED AUSTRALIAN HAIRY NOSED WOMBATS

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...er3/rvscat.gif

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Originally posted by HieroHero@Nov 8 2004, 03:45 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...er3/rvscat.gif

:roll: :roll: :roll:
That's the best thing ever...

:lolbonk:

oh look....vince mcmahons new wrestler gets some publicity,,,,, :fawkdance: :bowlaugh: