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    I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out...But the worst thing I ever done -- I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

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    um well......once at bandcamp... :dabutt:
    the vibe says syxx so let it be syxx......

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    :shock:
    I love the summer months!

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    That's disgusting and why the hell are you posting this?

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    cuz you just dont love me anymore rumi.....i mean...its like...we dont even make love anymore...you just use my body.....i feel so used....

    *dials therapist*

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    ???... :roll: :roll: :roll:

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    Originally posted by Dr. Johny Fever@Nov 5 2004, 02:41 PM
    I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out...But the worst thing I ever done -- I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
    THE GOONIES!!!!
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    see ya rumi..im now in love with Foxy....

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    I wish you two all the happiness. :lolbonk:

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    *covers rumis lips with one finger*

    "No Woman, No Cry."

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    :shucks: :cry: :rofl:

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    ^^^^^notice i did not specify which lips^^^^^^^


    zing.........

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    You wiiiish.... :rofl:

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    :bowlaugh: :bowlaugh: :bowlaugh: :bowlaugh: :bowlaugh: :bowlaugh: :bowlaugh: :bowlaugh: :bowlaugh: :bowlaugh: :bowlaugh: :bowlaugh:
    Alright
    Tap the lightpole and we'll be jammin all night
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    "Yo, 40 Park y'all, Jam-On's gettin down"
    Yeah...

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    "She puts an addictive chemical in it that makes ya crave it nightly"

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    I put it in a glass,in a glass. :la:

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    you love me.....you really do love me.......

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    Originally posted by Rumi_Philosophie@Nov 5 2004, 03:54 PM
    I put it in a glass,in a glass. :la:
    Ummm....this is suddenly getting too freaky for me... hnoes:
    Alright
    Tap the lightpole and we'll be jammin all night
    And ain't nobody callin' the cops
    'Cause everybody's here freakin', if they're older they're doin the rock
    And every block from all around
    Comes runnin' to the park when they hear the sound
    And soon the word's spreadin' through our part of town
    "Yo, 40 Park y'all, Jam-On's gettin down"
    Yeah...

    Jam-On Productions:Website Forum

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    aint nothing gonna break my stride..nobodys gonna slow me down..oh no....i got to keep on movin.....

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    Keep on truckin buddy

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