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played the funkiest wah wah pan flute solo known to man...."the only one in fact" :grouphug:

and then this j-lo look a like startin rubbin her supersized bootay all up on coz..she then whispered in his ear.. "its me mistress..meet me backstage after the show"

Of course "backstage" had to mean something else ..it JUST had to and thusly with much vigor and hurumpf "backstage" he went....in which to his suprise....

was a leprechaun with a pot of gold

The Leprechaun began to speak "Avast ye matey" said the confused Leprechaun. "Have ya come to shiver me timbers?" The pot of gold looked tip top and could work small wonders to be sure. Coz had to wonder tho if that was the only pot which was working wonders right about now.....

and than the wonder years came on and everybody rained in on the parade whilst winnie cooper humped a flag pole screaming "SQUEEZE ME MACARONI>>>>>>HAPPY PIE!"

The inner monologue inside Kevin Arnold's head began to speak " We all wanted to hump the hell out of that flag-pole but i was kinda glad it was Winnie " ---"You know you don't really think about certain stuff when it happens but looking back and thinking about Winnie; The flagpole; and a dynamite song about Macaroni. I realized something.....

I realized that hmmp...it's been almost a whole entire year since Tim has tried to make a comparison about which PM Dawn album was the best of the bunch. I mean usually the front runners were Jesus Wept and Dearest Christian, but some out there still like the Bliss album best. Which reminds me of something stupid that happened last week...

he slipped on a twinkie......we called it ....gregory

And thus the deeply heroic saga of Gregory the Twinkie was over before it began. Many mourned and many chuckled. The wax musuem stayed open for 26 hours straight and Rudolph Busby shot heroin in his big picture window. Solomon said it was time to break bread and in doing so......

he brought in a new era of peace in the world.. coz was elected president and he decreed that all presidential meetings must start with his trusted adviser chief mattressbull presented the best selection of bootay pics for the day

unfortunately he brought on an nwo of nws photos and the world drowned in a sea of man spooge....

The Sea of Man-Spooge was of course a great tourist place. "Aha!!!" thought the Chief to himself. "I could turn a massive profit off Sppoge-Sea tours and Spooge-City Crack whore sponge tongue bath's. BRILLIANT!!!!" OF course every great plan has its flaws......

for instance how to fit that much peanut butter into the tuning fork in the backpocket of his vinyl bellbottom underpants!

he had a great advertising campaign though it would take the sea of spooge to the next level and it didnt involve cameron diaz..

hairgel went up in sales 27% that day!

In fact it was off the number was 27%. It had to mean something Muttered Many Cheese Up his Sleeves Skippy. Who knows what it really meant. Just then the earth shook.....

and be entered the room

Still bitching about the pain and exertion suffered from cleaning out his garage. But he was distracted from his rant, when he heard...

deep moans coming from the back room..