Golly Snogging was such an adventure thought the beloved to Chapman Aardvark. Nothing could stop the aardvark now. Adventure's a p;enty were sure to come. Mark David Chapman just wanted to take a picture of them together first.....
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Golly Snogging was such an adventure thought the beloved to Chapman Aardvark. Nothing could stop the aardvark now. Adventure's a p;enty were sure to come. Mark David Chapman just wanted to take a picture of them together first.....
they asked a kind young man to take the picture for them..but michael jackson took the camera and did a runner
And with the remaining memory of the digicam took pics of his zebra like unit so he could prove once and for all that...those kids have no idea what they are talk'n bout... Meanwhile the aardvark is unpack'n his guitar case full of...
Aardvarkian folkoric medallions made of marblized Scrotums of "folks who pissed an Aarvark off". Aarvarks were of course known to brandish these "colorful" medallions out in the public. It was just far more dramtic for them to pull them out of a guitar case first.
"Damn these aardvarks and their drama " was heard somewhere in the shadows...Oh my god why it's......
Count DeMoney (De Mo-NEIGH, De Mo-NEIGH!) and his pissboy Bernaise (from the History of the World Part I movie). Apparently, he took Bernaise's raisins cause he ate his own. The pissboy took exception to this.
AS any good pissboy should. Although the term good and pissboy aren't often synonomous it was in the case of Bernaise. No finer a pissboy was seen taking a leak. Now the Count? Well you don't just up and snake a man's raisins. Our Pissboy had a plan...something the Count hadn't accounted for.....
he challenged the count to appear on iron chef.. pissboy the master of french cuisine took him on with a rare delicacy..fried testacles..but there was great drama because during the frying..
They realized that HorseDog testicals needed a special kind of seasoning, something along the lines of
a rare secretion of the Amazon jungle's horny toad. This secretion, better known as Kermitimone, is only released from the Toad during mating season, which happens to be two months away. Instead they will have to find a substitute of...
paprika which goes well with buttered noodles at kayak parties :bigthumb:
And so the new chairman yells "Allez Cuizine!!!"
Fresh from the her liposuction, browlift, tummy tuck, check and ass implant surgery... The immensely sore chairman reclines in her lay-z-boy and watches as the contestants begin the competition....
suddenly a psycho maniac with a chainsaw runs out from the audience and threatens to slice em in two.. are you scared he says? yess quivers the count..
well you should be..you're on scare tactics!
your friend pissboy set you up!
i cant believe it says the count i thought...
That Pissboy was all about my anus and all about cooking! Who knew he had that in him? (remarked the Count)
Indeed a wacky set of events did take place and also much scaring. The Scare-tatic Go-Go dancers waited in anticipation for the final credits to roll......
oddly enough ..during the credits...set adrift was playing coupled into a medley with jam on it..unfortunately it was remix with sean combs saying ye-ye yeah yeah yeah and bad boy bad boy uhh uhh...every six seconds... :rofl:
And as it turned out, it was discovered that neither of these two samples were cleared by Prince Be or by Cozmo D. Once the two were contacted about this theft of creativity, they reacted by...
Grabbing a cab to 5th ave to commence to put a major league whoopin on Puffy's ass. They pistolwhipped the doorman, commandeered the service elevator, burst into the penthouse and found Puffy in a compromising position with...
Queen Latifah...who was later arrested at a local Food Emporium for disturbing the peace...apparently she was Yelling at the top of her lungs DEEZ NUTS!!!!! DEEZ NUTS!!!!!
at the pistachios...because the pistachios could not believe how freakin beautiful she's lookin these days....so after she was bailed out by......
shakim...(i couldn't help it) :happysad:
who yelled at the cop...KEEP YOUR GOD DAMN HANDS OFF MY FUNKY WINKERBEANS! before busting a cap in his ass
latifahs had it up 2 here she yelled at the diminiative policeman..who was none other than gary coleman.. "lets take this outside" he said.. soon a large gathering closed in around them that included george jefferson, little richard, traci lords and strangely enough...
......Crispin Glover who was miffed he missed his chance to say "hey you get your damn hands off of her!" Glover then fell into a delusional trance and pictuared Queen Latifah was none other than Biff. Trouble was a brewing.....
and so was the dunkin donuts coffee at just 34 cents a pound said the penguin with the worlds most kissable lips :bowdown:
Even with the huge Herpes complex sore.... that came from suck'n on JonBonson's pinky toe...
percy summoned merlin who forebode a very sticky situation for our young friends
Merlin however had since had fallen on hard times. All of that Arthur hullabaloo really but a bit of a smasho on his head. Merlin's help wasn't going to be helpful at all it so appeared..
With a quick wave of his wand ......
he granted the man one wish.. *bang* woahhhhh
everyone took a step back in shock :shock: :shock: :shock:
he now had the biggest dick in the world
of course that came with its problems..
As having an obese Sherlock Holmes always deducing things while wheezing and eating fried foods can cause a distraction. Shamefully as well Sherlock Holmes was much like John Holmes which made our hero even less heroic feeling.The Hero asked Holmes
"How did you Schwang get some enourmous?"
Elementary my Dear Skippy.....
lots and lots of beans. Well that and a nice big helping of...
Hummus and other assorted vegetarian dishes that came highly recommend by forum members on the PM Dawn site. The one major drawback from eating all those vegetarian meals was that it caused the people to...
club baby seals for allowing themselves to actually accept those tree huggers views. Which of course, made a conservation officer show up. He didnt write a ticket, but he was going too
Hunt down the notorious Chief Grassy Knoll from the same PM Dawn site, who was not only mainly responsible for the vegitarian dish misinformation, but was also making a fortune selling his victims clubs with which to beat the baby seals. These things enraged the officer, as well as amplified his disgust at Grassy Knoll's refusal to use the word "too" properly. With gun drawn, he raced down a back ally, kicked over a trash bin, and found there cowering in a corner...
emrah and rumi who were trying to be the next hall and oates and ended up becoming the next bundy and gein :ohnoes9:
Naturally no one could be the next Hall and Oates as that would be like being the next God and Jesus. Somethings just happen once . The Conservation officer eliminated the Filth who tried to Hall and Oates it up. He muttered to himself.....
who do they think they are tinker and stan? they are the only gods around these parts..atleast they think they are.. and then he had an idea..why dont i start the the TINKSTAN Religion.. which would involve worshipping..
marshmellow peeps. You know, the kind you get at Easter. They're virtually indestructable and...
will tend to last longer than spam. Now the question presides here is, will the TinkStan religion withstand the rigors of being neglected as a young religion. Will the followers feel like they were dropped one too many times on their heads as babies? This was pondered as the Grand Wizard Coz relished in his new found tax exemption. Since the founding members seemed to never be around, Coz decided to....
Sieze the opportunity and declare himself the TinkStanian Messiah! However, just as he was heading downtown to purchase a lovely ensemble of messianic robes, trinkets, and assorted baubles and accessories...
the all powerful Yvette stepped in and pimp slapped him back to reality. Who was he kidding? He was no Messiah. For a moment he considered giving the responsibility to Be, he was a prince after all, but knowing that Be didn't want that kind of responsibility on his shoulders (and that he would never be part of the TinkerStanian religion), he settled for...
Joining the Muslim faith to be reunited with his old pal KRS-One! After having a lovely sitdown candlelight dinner at the Four Seasons (and a very brief driveby of Sylvia's for dessert) with KRS and Ms. Melody to discuss his role in the religion, the threesome decided to add some excitement to the evening by going to...
Crazy Abdulah's All Nite Chicken Shack & Nudie Bar! All was great as the trio munched on Crazy Abdulah's world famous Gaza Gizzards and stuffed greasy dollar bills into the g-strings of the veiled topless dancers, but sheer pandemonium broke out when Ms. Melody pulled off her halter top, leapt to the stage and...