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SaintHax
04-18-2004, 01:16 AM
ok this place needs some life so lets start another group thing...basically the rules to this are...I will start out the story with a sentence and you guys can add on to the story with your own sentence, try to keep it short to one sentence so it will carry on without someone trying to tell the whole story in one post. I’m going to start it off with something odd so we’ll see how weird this gets, and no it doesn’t have to rhyme I’m just starting it that way.




There once was a guy who thought he was high and dry, but one day he realized he wasn’t and started to cry…

Hero1
04-18-2004, 01:25 AM
he came from nantucket..on his head wore a bucket..attitude to life was "ahh fuck it"

syxxpm
04-18-2004, 06:09 AM
his uncles name was nipper he was a carpetslipper till he stuffed his ass with broken glass and circumsized the skipper

Harmeister
04-18-2004, 08:46 AM
And then, out of the blue, he realized that his beloved dog, Frank, was missing and that his neighbor, Mr. Wurst, was looking exceedingly happy this fine morning.

Harmeister
04-18-2004, 09:14 AM
"Dang," thought the man from nantucket, "one more reason to cry, now that I'm high and dry."

syxxpm
04-18-2004, 03:30 PM
and then he saw the icecream man..who was a woman and man
her name was hedwig....and in tow was creamsicles..and mr cleano

Hero1
04-18-2004, 08:28 PM
and the man thought hey neato..hedwig has a thriving libido..and i think its now time to feed her..and him

syxxpm
04-18-2004, 08:50 PM
so they had banana splits and draino and listened to edwin mccaino
and she realised the doorknob was polished but the lights were exceptionally dim.....

Tybris
04-19-2004, 02:29 PM
So he wined her and dined her, so fine did he find her, until under the sheets they went.

syxxpm
04-19-2004, 03:17 PM
and then with a sigh oh did he reply you dont look like julianne moore...more like harvey dent! :confused:

Hero1
04-19-2004, 08:07 PM
didnt realise she was bent/ but hed already spent/needed to emotionally vent/and soon he was sticking his pole up her tent

Tybris
04-19-2004, 09:48 PM
Soon the camping was done, and so was the fun because the outdoors wasn't her friend.

justafan
04-20-2004, 12:18 AM
And of an ear I did lend, but only of recompense, alliterated out of your common sense, but when you bent I will commend your fugly friend!

syxxpm
04-20-2004, 12:45 PM
for she has a brain like a mango and a posterior like beetlegeuse,,,,,

Chukwuka
04-20-2004, 02:12 PM
Yet, and still to noones surprise! On a dark and stormy night... I'd beat it up!!!

LumtheMad
04-20-2004, 08:28 PM
Remarked the lonesome stranger who whistfully had been watching said event with a mammoth sized pair of binoculars. My arms are getting sore from all of this our new hero remarked....

Hero1
04-20-2004, 09:17 PM
and when love was sparked said stranger took their hearts like in indy jones sacrificed in underground thrones to hethen gods

filmwizdaddy
04-21-2004, 01:31 AM
only to be reincarnated in god's name.......unaware were his foes as they happily twiddled their toes and gave each other hugs and kisses as they celebrated his sacrifice...much like Jesus.

syxxpm
04-21-2004, 02:45 PM
and then ate cheetios and played crisco twister..

LumtheMad
04-21-2004, 07:33 PM
Never a more sinister game was ever played....in fact i think i saw Judas with a blade...Jeepers Creepers muttered the beefy cyclops....

syxxpm
04-21-2004, 08:08 PM
and then perseus from "shaa-boy-gan" wisconsin showed up with a tazer and killed dracula with a well pitched tuning fork

LumtheMad
04-21-2004, 08:25 PM
But Persuses ear wasn't what it used to be and neither were his eyes and his "masterfully tuned" Fork killed Solei Moon Fyre instead . This caused the world to mourn but morning came quickly and with it....

Hero1
04-21-2004, 08:43 PM
and with morning came mourning and soon pm dawning as prince be used his special crystals to reincaranate the she/he man as a rather gruffy dog named stan

syxxpm
04-21-2004, 08:46 PM
then stan bodly proclaimed...roxanne roxanne....i wanna be your man...and the chinese hamsters in his mind started yodeling....

filmwizdaddy
04-22-2004, 01:30 PM
But this past adventure was just a dream their was no he/she man....no hamsters yodeling...or bouts with dracula.......he looked down to check himself and found that he was still the same man he had always been.......never played CRISCO twister unless it was with a straight non-hemaphrodite...non bisexual...female human. one day this young man thought to himslef "why would anyone write about me online?" People are cruel he concluded as he looked around to see that his dog frank was still there....alive and kicking.

syxxpm
04-22-2004, 02:12 PM
and he realized the philosophical still needs to pe poetically waxed

LumtheMad
04-22-2004, 03:11 PM
So out came Yertle the Turtle and stated in a bold type manner "Waxing ain't my scene" Indeed waxing wasn't his scene. Yertle was last seen however with a swedish whore who was a wax musuem enthusiast....this of course led us to....

Chief
04-22-2004, 03:31 PM
Madame Tussauds came from behind the curtains to tell Yertle..."You dont want that tramp. She once was a crack whore that liked giving Hot Karls."

Chukwuka
04-22-2004, 04:10 PM
And colden golden showers...

syxxpm
04-22-2004, 07:15 PM
and kool aid caramel karate massages

Hero1
04-22-2004, 08:11 PM
and then je jumped madame tussauds and gave her some of his man wax

LumtheMad
04-22-2004, 09:00 PM
Ole Yertle was giving the Madam a good "what for" and was pleased by his waxing antics. "WHO needs Swedish whores?" grunted the turtle who was on top. Somewhere back in his head tho Yertle knew he did need a bit of Swedish whore. The Spring had came and it twas the season after all....

Hero1
04-22-2004, 09:09 PM
but when yertle finally realised his swedish whore wishes he thought to himself whats a good swedish whore good for these days? certainly not being swedish or whoring..so he hired said whore to protect his young on the beach..unfortunately a passer by began bangin the whore and during this time the eggs were washed away

filmwizdaddy
04-23-2004, 04:38 PM
and then syxx wakes up from his dream with crisco in the corner of the room and a sock named ollie

Chukwuka
04-23-2004, 04:45 PM
... GLUED TO HIS INNER THIGH!

Hero1
04-23-2004, 10:10 PM
attached to a rubber chicken!

syxxpm
04-24-2004, 01:09 PM
with clothespins on his nipples......HEY WAIT A MINUTE! :madrant: :thebird: :fawkdance: :bash: :stupid: :grouphug:

filmwizdaddy
04-25-2004, 01:39 AM
(mean while back in the story)


....the audience is getting confused as to what soliel moon frye has to do with jerry lewis and hugh jackman and starsky and hutch.....and....along came polly.....and yertle the turtle and yodeling hamsters....Jack Hannah and Disney World.....red headed ladies like Shirley Maclain.......in the same story.


Need more mices and singers....preferebly easy to recognize ones....from TV.


*caution* eating may cause memory loss. I already forgot that a girl from my high school is now married(definitely would have remember that.) and soulja slim is dead back last fall.

syxxpm
04-25-2004, 12:47 PM
but i like ham said the left water ski!

Hero1
04-26-2004, 01:40 AM
and then they started a water sports competition

Louis85
04-26-2004, 04:45 PM
And the winner of the wet T-shirt competition wins a years supply of personality and esteem-boosting lessons.

Chukwuka
04-26-2004, 05:12 PM
Second place wins and A lifetime supply of reusable condoms and dental gaurds!!!

Hero1
04-26-2004, 08:35 PM
3rd gets a personal ab crunching lesson from louis

syxxpm
04-26-2004, 11:03 PM
fourth gets to eat lobster at burger king :fawkdance:

filmwizdaddy
04-28-2004, 08:59 PM
Hey syxx....is it ham or HAMM from a cartoon?? Who said left water ski?? John Ratzenburger......??


What does all of these characters have to do with batman and catwoman...michelle pfeiffer....in the same story.

The_Kay_Dee
04-28-2004, 11:19 PM
5th place wins an autographed "Viagra vandal" handheld.

filmwizdaddy
04-30-2004, 12:02 AM
I wonder when batman begins......begins....

filmwizdaddy
04-30-2004, 12:04 AM
new harvey dent....new joker......new....gangsters......all very young......coming back...from the dead...........turning back the time.....in gotham city.

syxxpm
04-30-2004, 06:20 AM
eating cheeseburgers at wachovia bank under a beach umbrella with hermaphrodite transistor leprachauns.. :bigthumb:

Be
04-30-2004, 11:05 AM
and 6th gets an electronic whoopie cushion...

filmwizdaddy
04-30-2004, 01:09 PM
And then Ozzy Osbourne goes on Jay Leno with Sharon Osbourne and says "If you can't beat em Join em"

Louis85
05-02-2004, 04:47 PM
And it just so happens it was the closing episode of the Tonight Show with Jay Leno and all the people rejoiced, 'cause it was never as good as when Carson hosted it.

LumtheMad
05-02-2004, 08:38 PM
Of course when Carson was mentioned it wasn't in reference to our Johnny but to "Boots up my ass" Dailey(of tha Carson Variety)
Demensia had set it and the mocking flamingo reaffirmed that....

filmwizdaddy
05-03-2004, 01:53 PM
Demntia only happens to old people says the flamingo

syxxpm
05-03-2004, 07:27 PM
the flamingo was chartreuse,,,,not pink...which led to a wicked case of hopscotch vertigo.,....

Hero1
05-03-2004, 08:52 PM
before the flamingo joined david blaine on a daring stunt which involved a tower, fire, glass and a stuffed ostrich

LumtheMad
05-03-2004, 10:23 PM
Even the flamingo was amazed by the wild and crazy tricks that Blaine could do. The stuffed ostrich had seen it all before tho and wasn't having any of Blaine's CRAPPOLA....

Louis85
05-04-2004, 09:10 AM
For the ostrich was a worldly bird, who had escaped from an ostrich farm from southwest Nevada. It was a farm that tried to firmly establish ostrich meat as a consumer product--"Ostrich...A Better and Leaner White Meat!"

LumtheMad
05-04-2004, 10:53 AM
Being a worldly bird this ostrich knew he had to get out of that getting eaten racket. The proprietor of said ranch was a Cedric Von Piggly who unbeknownst to our Ostrich friend was in fact a pig (in more sense than one) .....

syxxpm
05-04-2004, 01:07 PM
in a previous life our friend was sally struthers who ate the children she should have been feeding! :ohnoes9:

Hero1
05-04-2004, 10:55 PM
and then danny bonnaducci started a farm which contained kid stars.. yeah a farm of baby goats who appeared in miami vice in the mid 80s.. soon it became a burgeoning theme park but he was secretly using said park to smuggle in hoards of drugs and naked midgets

Chukwuka
05-05-2004, 10:04 AM
Bonnaducci needed a front man cuz the damn pigs were already hip to danny boys old games! So in order to keep a low profile, danny b. a.k.a. D-Bone, teamed up with M.J. and called this place of neverending pleasure...neverland

syxxpm
05-05-2004, 12:46 PM
and then mj moved to south park where is son blanket was patched up and boo boo cleansed by none other than stan marsh!

LumtheMad
05-05-2004, 06:49 PM
Who we all know is the son of Randy Marsh who lives 100% up to his first name as he is quit Randy. In fact the other day Randy and his randy-self were out and about....

Hero1
05-05-2004, 10:18 PM
where the randy sonofabish met a young randy thing that liked to pee on his leg..but enough about r. kelly while he was walking the street he ran into what he thought was jack black who was offering blow jobs ..bonus rubber chicken included

LumtheMad
05-05-2004, 10:28 PM
You can't turn down a bonus rubber chicken noted the Randy-fellow. This Jack Black-ish blow-job maestro will do and do nicely or not so nicely. Looking deeply into the rubber chicken's eye's during the apex of Blow-dom Randy knew true love.

Hero1
05-06-2004, 04:19 AM
he became infatuated with the rubber chicken..and soon he appeared on jerry springer in the episode "i married my rubber chicken" this brought him fame and notoriety.. people would come up to him in the street and say wheres your rubber chicken to which he replied down my pants, he then became friends with pee wee herman and started hanging out at XXX theatres where he would indulge in all his fantasies with mrs rubber chicken..but then she started cheating on him with pee wee herman...

syxxpm
05-06-2004, 12:37 PM
quack moo! said the chicken cow...who whoomped a noodles ass!

LumtheMad
05-06-2004, 08:54 PM
That noodles ass took a beatin Deep south style! It was from that sever noodle-ass beating that Clover the lawn-mower dethrowner remarked "Why if i had some catcus filled with spiders my plan would work PERFECTLY". Oh course Clover....

Hero1
05-07-2004, 12:13 AM
was soon found dead in his home after snortin cocaine off sum prostitutes ass

Louis85
05-07-2004, 09:09 AM
And after further research, and much to our surprise, that prostitute turned out to be the infamous Monica Lewinsky, fresh from a book signing. Oh and by the way, the title of her book: 'Arrr She Blows (which is commonly mistaken for a sequel to the Herman Melville classic.)

LumtheMad
05-07-2004, 11:35 PM
Herman Melville should not however be confused with Mel the cook on Alice. While both known for their vast talents and both known for their Dickness...there is a difference. It was upon me saying this that Mel chimed in "Stow it dingbat". At least i think it was Mel.....

syxxpm
05-08-2004, 12:44 PM
quackmoo said the chicken cow..obviously confused at its lack of duckness!

LumtheMad
05-08-2004, 01:50 PM
The Raven was ready to be quoted at this point however it was also quite befuddled with all this quackmoo-ishness. The aardvark took this as his chance to be quoted ---Quote the Aardvark....

Hero1
05-08-2004, 06:27 PM
forever more i will be stuck at the front of the dictionary.. take that you fuckin zebra!

Louis85
05-09-2004, 08:39 AM
And isn't it ironic that the zebras and the ravens have a connection. For it is the zebras (otherwise known as referees) that always seem to give the Baltimore Ravens all the crucial calls on the football field, enabling them to actually win a Superbowl.

LumtheMad
05-09-2004, 11:40 AM
The irony is not lost. It was because of this Aardvark comment that the Zebra's and Raven came to be in cahoots. Also these two have made it a point using there "power" to not let in any team called the Aardvarks. If J.D. Salinger wasn't such a recluse he'd fight for Aardvarkian rights ....

syxxpm
05-09-2004, 12:46 PM
it was a superbowl...of crispix that was eaten by the ardvark this morning as he waited for his morning suntan in the evening rain

Hero1
05-09-2004, 07:45 PM
the aardvark began reading catcher in the rye..and then it dawned on him..his purpose in life was to kill all ravens and zebras.. so he set out to rid them from the earth

syxxpm
05-09-2004, 11:31 PM
after which he took mark david chapman out for an icecream and a weekly snog behind the irradescent meadow

LumtheMad
05-10-2004, 08:05 PM
Golly Snogging was such an adventure thought the beloved to Chapman Aardvark. Nothing could stop the aardvark now. Adventure's a p;enty were sure to come. Mark David Chapman just wanted to take a picture of them together first.....

Hero1
05-10-2004, 08:54 PM
they asked a kind young man to take the picture for them..but michael jackson took the camera and did a runner

Chukwuka
05-11-2004, 01:19 PM
And with the remaining memory of the digicam took pics of his zebra like unit so he could prove once and for all that...those kids have no idea what they are talk'n bout... Meanwhile the aardvark is unpack'n his guitar case full of...

LumtheMad
05-11-2004, 10:05 PM
Aardvarkian folkoric medallions made of marblized Scrotums of "folks who pissed an Aarvark off". Aarvarks were of course known to brandish these "colorful" medallions out in the public. It was just far more dramtic for them to pull them out of a guitar case first.

"Damn these aardvarks and their drama " was heard somewhere in the shadows...Oh my god why it's......

Louis85
05-12-2004, 10:23 AM
Count DeMoney (De Mo-NEIGH, De Mo-NEIGH!) and his pissboy Bernaise (from the History of the World Part I movie). Apparently, he took Bernaise's raisins cause he ate his own. The pissboy took exception to this.

LumtheMad
05-12-2004, 02:12 PM
AS any good pissboy should. Although the term good and pissboy aren't often synonomous it was in the case of Bernaise. No finer a pissboy was seen taking a leak. Now the Count? Well you don't just up and snake a man's raisins. Our Pissboy had a plan...something the Count hadn't accounted for.....

Hero1
05-12-2004, 07:55 PM
he challenged the count to appear on iron chef.. pissboy the master of french cuisine took him on with a rare delicacy..fried testacles..but there was great drama because during the frying..

Harmeister
05-12-2004, 08:01 PM
They realized that HorseDog testicals needed a special kind of seasoning, something along the lines of

Louis85
05-13-2004, 09:21 AM
a rare secretion of the Amazon jungle's horny toad. This secretion, better known as Kermitimone, is only released from the Toad during mating season, which happens to be two months away. Instead they will have to find a substitute of...

syxxpm
05-13-2004, 09:56 AM
paprika which goes well with buttered noodles at kayak parties :bigthumb:

Harmeister
05-13-2004, 11:33 AM
And so the new chairman yells "Allez Cuizine!!!"

Chukwuka
05-13-2004, 12:28 PM
Fresh from the her liposuction, browlift, tummy tuck, check and ass implant surgery... The immensely sore chairman reclines in her lay-z-boy and watches as the contestants begin the competition....

Hero1
05-13-2004, 07:00 PM
suddenly a psycho maniac with a chainsaw runs out from the audience and threatens to slice em in two.. are you scared he says? yess quivers the count..

well you should be..you're on scare tactics!

your friend pissboy set you up!

i cant believe it says the count i thought...

LumtheMad
05-13-2004, 08:52 PM
That Pissboy was all about my anus and all about cooking! Who knew he had that in him? (remarked the Count)

Indeed a wacky set of events did take place and also much scaring. The Scare-tatic Go-Go dancers waited in anticipation for the final credits to roll......

syxxpm
05-13-2004, 09:20 PM
oddly enough ..during the credits...set adrift was playing coupled into a medley with jam on it..unfortunately it was remix with sean combs saying ye-ye yeah yeah yeah and bad boy bad boy uhh uhh...every six seconds... :rofl:

Louis85
05-14-2004, 09:59 AM
And as it turned out, it was discovered that neither of these two samples were cleared by Prince Be or by Cozmo D. Once the two were contacted about this theft of creativity, they reacted by...

Cozmo D
05-14-2004, 11:04 AM
Grabbing a cab to 5th ave to commence to put a major league whoopin on Puffy's ass. They pistolwhipped the doorman, commandeered the service elevator, burst into the penthouse and found Puffy in a compromising position with...

Be
05-14-2004, 12:21 PM
Queen Latifah...who was later arrested at a local Food Emporium for disturbing the peace...apparently she was Yelling at the top of her lungs DEEZ NUTS!!!!! DEEZ NUTS!!!!!
at the pistachios...because the pistachios could not believe how freakin beautiful she's lookin these days....so after she was bailed out by......



































shakim...(i couldn't help it) :happysad:

syxxpm
05-14-2004, 03:26 PM
who yelled at the cop...KEEP YOUR GOD DAMN HANDS OFF MY FUNKY WINKERBEANS! before busting a cap in his ass

Hero1
05-14-2004, 07:29 PM
latifahs had it up 2 here she yelled at the diminiative policeman..who was none other than gary coleman.. "lets take this outside" he said.. soon a large gathering closed in around them that included george jefferson, little richard, traci lords and strangely enough...

LumtheMad
05-14-2004, 09:18 PM
......Crispin Glover who was miffed he missed his chance to say "hey you get your damn hands off of her!" Glover then fell into a delusional trance and pictuared Queen Latifah was none other than Biff. Trouble was a brewing.....

syxxpm
05-15-2004, 12:56 PM
and so was the dunkin donuts coffee at just 34 cents a pound said the penguin with the worlds most kissable lips :bowdown:

Chukwuka
05-15-2004, 04:07 PM
Even with the huge Herpes complex sore.... that came from suck'n on JonBonson's pinky toe...

Hero1
05-15-2004, 05:37 PM
percy summoned merlin who forebode a very sticky situation for our young friends

LumtheMad
05-17-2004, 07:00 AM
Merlin however had since had fallen on hard times. All of that Arthur hullabaloo really but a bit of a smasho on his head. Merlin's help wasn't going to be helpful at all it so appeared..

With a quick wave of his wand ......

Hero1
05-17-2004, 07:46 AM
he granted the man one wish.. *bang* woahhhhh

everyone took a step back in shock :shock: :shock: :shock:

he now had the biggest dick in the world

of course that came with its problems..

LumtheMad
05-17-2004, 09:12 PM
As having an obese Sherlock Holmes always deducing things while wheezing and eating fried foods can cause a distraction. Shamefully as well Sherlock Holmes was much like John Holmes which made our hero even less heroic feeling.The Hero asked Holmes
"How did you Schwang get some enourmous?"

Elementary my Dear Skippy.....

Harmeister
05-17-2004, 09:23 PM
lots and lots of beans. Well that and a nice big helping of...

Louis85
05-18-2004, 09:51 AM
Hummus and other assorted vegetarian dishes that came highly recommend by forum members on the PM Dawn site. The one major drawback from eating all those vegetarian meals was that it caused the people to...

Chief
05-18-2004, 10:47 AM
club baby seals for allowing themselves to actually accept those tree huggers views. Which of course, made a conservation officer show up. He didnt write a ticket, but he was going too

Cozmo D
05-18-2004, 11:50 AM
Hunt down the notorious Chief Grassy Knoll from the same PM Dawn site, who was not only mainly responsible for the vegitarian dish misinformation, but was also making a fortune selling his victims clubs with which to beat the baby seals. These things enraged the officer, as well as amplified his disgust at Grassy Knoll's refusal to use the word "too" properly. With gun drawn, he raced down a back ally, kicked over a trash bin, and found there cowering in a corner...

syxxpm
05-18-2004, 12:34 PM
emrah and rumi who were trying to be the next hall and oates and ended up becoming the next bundy and gein :ohnoes9:

LumtheMad
05-18-2004, 06:23 PM
Naturally no one could be the next Hall and Oates as that would be like being the next God and Jesus. Somethings just happen once . The Conservation officer eliminated the Filth who tried to Hall and Oates it up. He muttered to himself.....

Hero1
05-18-2004, 10:17 PM
who do they think they are tinker and stan? they are the only gods around these parts..atleast they think they are.. and then he had an idea..why dont i start the the TINKSTAN Religion.. which would involve worshipping..

Harmeister
05-19-2004, 09:07 AM
marshmellow peeps. You know, the kind you get at Easter. They're virtually indestructable and...

Chief
05-19-2004, 09:21 AM
will tend to last longer than spam. Now the question presides here is, will the TinkStan religion withstand the rigors of being neglected as a young religion. Will the followers feel like they were dropped one too many times on their heads as babies? This was pondered as the Grand Wizard Coz relished in his new found tax exemption. Since the founding members seemed to never be around, Coz decided to....

Cozmo D
05-19-2004, 09:38 AM
Sieze the opportunity and declare himself the TinkStanian Messiah! However, just as he was heading downtown to purchase a lovely ensemble of messianic robes, trinkets, and assorted baubles and accessories...

Harmeister
05-19-2004, 09:47 AM
the all powerful Yvette stepped in and pimp slapped him back to reality. Who was he kidding? He was no Messiah. For a moment he considered giving the responsibility to Be, he was a prince after all, but knowing that Be didn't want that kind of responsibility on his shoulders (and that he would never be part of the TinkerStanian religion), he settled for...

Louis85
05-19-2004, 10:12 AM
Joining the Muslim faith to be reunited with his old pal KRS-One! After having a lovely sitdown candlelight dinner at the Four Seasons (and a very brief driveby of Sylvia's for dessert) with KRS and Ms. Melody to discuss his role in the religion, the threesome decided to add some excitement to the evening by going to...

Cozmo D
05-19-2004, 10:43 AM
Crazy Abdulah's All Nite Chicken Shack & Nudie Bar! All was great as the trio munched on Crazy Abdulah's world famous Gaza Gizzards and stuffed greasy dollar bills into the g-strings of the veiled topless dancers, but sheer pandemonium broke out when Ms. Melody pulled off her halter top, leapt to the stage and...

syxxpm
05-19-2004, 12:57 PM
played the funkiest wah wah pan flute solo known to man...."the only one in fact" :grouphug:

Hero1
05-19-2004, 08:08 PM
and then this j-lo look a like startin rubbin her supersized bootay all up on coz..she then whispered in his ear.. "its me mistress..meet me backstage after the show"

LumtheMad
05-19-2004, 09:06 PM
Of course "backstage" had to mean something else ..it JUST had to and thusly with much vigor and hurumpf "backstage" he went....in which to his suprise....

Hero1
05-20-2004, 07:17 PM
was a leprechaun with a pot of gold

LumtheMad
05-20-2004, 07:50 PM
The Leprechaun began to speak "Avast ye matey" said the confused Leprechaun. "Have ya come to shiver me timbers?" The pot of gold looked tip top and could work small wonders to be sure. Coz had to wonder tho if that was the only pot which was working wonders right about now.....

syxxpm
05-20-2004, 10:00 PM
and than the wonder years came on and everybody rained in on the parade whilst winnie cooper humped a flag pole screaming "SQUEEZE ME MACARONI>>>>>>HAPPY PIE!"

LumtheMad
05-22-2004, 01:01 AM
The inner monologue inside Kevin Arnold's head began to speak " We all wanted to hump the hell out of that flag-pole but i was kinda glad it was Winnie " ---"You know you don't really think about certain stuff when it happens but looking back and thinking about Winnie; The flagpole; and a dynamite song about Macaroni. I realized something.....

Louis85
05-22-2004, 08:48 AM
I realized that hmmp...it's been almost a whole entire year since Tim has tried to make a comparison about which PM Dawn album was the best of the bunch. I mean usually the front runners were Jesus Wept and Dearest Christian, but some out there still like the Bliss album best. Which reminds me of something stupid that happened last week...

syxxpm
05-22-2004, 12:35 PM
he slipped on a twinkie......we called it ....gregory

LumtheMad
05-22-2004, 02:13 PM
And thus the deeply heroic saga of Gregory the Twinkie was over before it began. Many mourned and many chuckled. The wax musuem stayed open for 26 hours straight and Rudolph Busby shot heroin in his big picture window. Solomon said it was time to break bread and in doing so......

Hero1
05-22-2004, 08:48 PM
he brought in a new era of peace in the world.. coz was elected president and he decreed that all presidential meetings must start with his trusted adviser chief mattressbull presented the best selection of bootay pics for the day

syxxpm
05-22-2004, 11:29 PM
unfortunately he brought on an nwo of nws photos and the world drowned in a sea of man spooge....

LumtheMad
05-24-2004, 07:15 PM
The Sea of Man-Spooge was of course a great tourist place. "Aha!!!" thought the Chief to himself. "I could turn a massive profit off Sppoge-Sea tours and Spooge-City Crack whore sponge tongue bath's. BRILLIANT!!!!" OF course every great plan has its flaws......

syxxpm
05-24-2004, 07:45 PM
for instance how to fit that much peanut butter into the tuning fork in the backpocket of his vinyl bellbottom underpants!

Hero1
05-24-2004, 09:21 PM
he had a great advertising campaign though it would take the sea of spooge to the next level and it didnt involve cameron diaz..

syxxpm
05-24-2004, 11:35 PM
hairgel went up in sales 27% that day!

LumtheMad
05-26-2004, 10:08 PM
In fact it was off the number was 27%. It had to mean something Muttered Many Cheese Up his Sleeves Skippy. Who knows what it really meant. Just then the earth shook.....

Hero1
05-27-2004, 12:05 AM
and be entered the room

Louis85
05-28-2004, 03:29 PM
Still bitching about the pain and exertion suffered from cleaning out his garage. But he was distracted from his rant, when he heard...

Hero1
05-28-2004, 07:16 PM
deep moans coming from the back room..

syxxpm
05-28-2004, 07:18 PM
and cathy dennis was sprawled upsidedown on his automan....a stick of half melted land o lakes in one hand ........a wet zuchinni in the other....

LumtheMad
05-29-2004, 10:42 AM
Be put on his Sherlock Holmes hat and said "It seems we have ourselves a mystery!" Of course Scooby Doo freaked out when he saw Cathy Dennis. I mean ghosts are bad enough but seeing her with all of that stattered poor Scoobs mind. Be knew upon this happening he had to get a new dog....perhaps a horsedog......

DJ Detroit Butcher
12-13-2004, 04:39 PM
Originally posted by Be@May 14 2004, 11:21 AM
Queen Latifah...who was later arrested at a local Food Emporium for disturbing the peace...apparently she was Yelling at the top of her lungs DEEZ NUTS!!!!! DEEZ NUTS!!!!!
at the pistachios...
nomination of all nominations. game over.

DJ Detroit Butcher
12-13-2004, 04:40 PM
:roll:

LumtheMad
12-14-2004, 09:15 PM
Upon reviewing a few of my posts it is quite clear there's bats in my head....which of course is just the same sorta thing Batman has going for him.

I dunno...somehow Batman pulls off the bats in the head better than i do. Maybe i should go with the porpoise in the head angle?