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Terrick
05-04-2003, 07:51 PM
HoodiniHacker: whoa, you're on. "not for long", though, right?
*****Spaz2002: right u little stlker
HoodiniHacker: thought so :-
*****Spaz2002: stalker
HoodiniHacker: stalker?
HoodiniHacker: i'm not a stalker
*****Spaz2002: how do you explain everytime i get on ur there or 10 seconds after i'm on u sign on
HoodiniHacker: that's not stalking
HoodiniHacker: and i was about to get on anyway
HoodiniHacker: i had to finish my homework first
HoodiniHacker: i'm not a stalker. I just want a friend, but apparently nobody wants to be one.
*****Spaz2002: no one has time for friends
HoodiniHacker: i do, but since no one else does, i'll just have to hide
*****Spaz2002: lol
HoodiniHacker: funny, huh? i'm glad it entertains SOMEbody
HoodiniHacker: cuz it sure isn't fun for me
*****Spaz2002: going again
*****Spaz2002: bye
HoodiniHacker: of course...bye
*****Spaz2002 signed off at 3:30:20 PM.





I better keep practicing before I forget how to do it RIGHT....

atma
05-06-2003, 01:54 PM
dude. you need to find yourself a girlfriend, now!

atma
05-06-2003, 01:59 PM
and i don't mean online!!!

SaintHax
05-06-2003, 02:16 PM
Copied from another forum elle is on...

Tizerrick - Elle
Jasonrx007 - me
LadyCheese - Elle's girlfriend

Long story short...I bet him a laptop he couldn't get a girlfriend

Tizerrick: so...no laptop bet?
jasonrx007: you're gonna get owned
Tizerrick: but will i get a laptop at teh same time?
jasonrx007: no...you're paying off a girl
Tizerrick: i'm not paying her
jasonrx007: then how the fuck did a girl suddenly become interested in you?
Tizerrick: you wanna talk to her??
jasonrx007: is she hot?
Tizerrick: possibly..
jasonrx007: wtf does that mean
Tizerrick: haha. depends on your definition
Tizerrick: of hot, that is...
Tizerrick: you wanna talk to her or not
jasonrx007: if it's "I have 4 teeth and I'm sleeping with my brother Earl" hot then I'll pass
Tizerrick: hahaha
Tizerrick: okay, then by taht definition...she's very hot
Tizerrick: she says "my boobs are huge!"
Tizerrick: haha
jasonrx007: so you haven't seen her?
Tizerrick: i've seen her
Tizerrick: i had physics with her
jasonrx007: umm $5 says I'll have physics with her too
Tizerrick: haha
Tizerrick: SN EDIT
jasonrx007: ?
Tizerrick: that's her sn
jasonrx007: I will not start anything...the women must come to me
Tizerrick: haha
jasonrx007: SN EDIT: hey
jasonrx007: Hi
Tizerrick: happy now? she came to you
jasonrx007: you shouldn't have dome that Terrick, I'm gonna steal your woman
Tizerrick: haha
Tizerrick: if you want her you're gonna hafta show her the pic of the room full of laptops
jasonrx007: you just lost
jasonrx007: is she a geek oor something?
Tizerrick: why
Tizerrick: no
jasonrx007: then what's with the laptops
Tizerrick: i was sayin that that's how you would do it...if i was a girl and i saw that pic i'd talk to you..
Tizerrick: you know it works....
Tizerrick: i was just sayin' that's the only way you're gettin her away from me
Tizerrick: geez
jasonrx007: I'm suck a asshole hahaha
jasonrx007: shit such
Tizerrick: haha
jasonrx007: I'm sooooo cutting myself down to the point it's not even funny...but it is
Tizerrick: hahaha
Tizerrick: hows that
jasonrx007: you'll see....you'll see
jasonrx007: the hook is baited.....OH SHIT IT'S SET.......zzzzzz reeling her in
Tizerrick: haha
jasonrx007: fuck Terrick you need lessons from me
Tizerrick: haha
Tizerrick: wait a sec!
Tizerrick: this isn't the reason i gave you her screen name!
jasonrx007: I didn't do ti
Tizerrick: aaah
Tizerrick: YES YOU DID
jasonrx007: I'm owning at this though
Tizerrick: haha
jasonrx007: how old am i?
jasonrx007: 17 18?
jasonrx007: 19?
Tizerrick: haha
Tizerrick: i think you're 22..
jasonrx007: need answer NOW
jasonrx007: 17 18 or 19?
Tizerrick: umm umm
Tizerrick: aahh
Tizerrick: uuuhh
Tizerrick: go for 18
jasonrx007: fuck I said 21 you're too slow
jasonrx007: now she's gonna think I'm some kinda fucking wimp
Tizerrick: aaah
jasonrx007: content in the making...
Tizerrick: haha
jasonrx007: name one thing about me
jasonrx007: ANYTHING
Tizerrick: wtf..
Tizerrick: you fly helicopters
jasonrx007: no I'm playing the wimp here
jasonrx007: LadyCheese: so tell me something about yourself
LadyCheese: ...please?
jasonrx007: I have hair
Tizerrick: hahahahaha
jasonrx007: oh fuck hhaha
LadyCheese: umm, where?
LadyCheese: like on your chest?
Tizerrick: hahaha
jasonrx007: I"'m dying here
Tizerrick: $h!t, i'm talkin' to like 5 girls right now
jasonrx007: stop playing wanna be pimp
Tizerrick: haha
Tizerrick: i'm practicin
Tizerrick: you still taklin to her?
jasonrx007: no haha
jasonrx007: I stole you're bish
Tizerrick: haha
Tizerrick: hehe, you stole i am bish?
Tizerrick: hahahahaa:)
jasonrx007: fuck you and your you are and you're grammer
Tizerrick: hahaha
jasonrx007: is she a member of the forum?
Tizerrick: i don't think so
jasonrx007: ok good cause when I post all of this I don't want to hear about it
Tizerrick: haha
Tizerrick: be careful, she might join
jasonrx007: better check before I do it
Tizerrick: ya never know
jasonrx007: ok I'm gonna stop here and post what I have....I don't have anything that would piss anyone off...that I can tell anyway.
Tizerrick: hehe
Tizerrick: so do i still lose?
jasonrx007: don't know yet...
Tizerrick: arg
jasonrx007: ok I'm stoping

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fuck editing this shit

LadyCheese: hey
jasonrx007: Hi
LadyCheese: how are you?
jasonrx007: very good and you?
LadyCheese: i'm pretty good
LadyCheese: but i'm kinda stressed
jasonrx007: Stress can be cured easy
LadyCheese: how so?
jasonrx007: umm it's magic
LadyCheese: oh...that's pretty lame
LadyCheese: you got me all pepped up for some wonderful cure..
LadyCheese: and then you say it's magic?
jasonrx007: it is magic.....or at least that's what it will feel like
LadyCheese: ooo la la
LadyCheese: so how do you know terrick?
LadyCheese: ??
jasonrx007: I'm his internet friend, I pick on him all the time and he still follows me around...so I'm nice to him sometimes
LadyCheese: hey, why do you pick on him?
LadyCheese: and what's this laptop thing about?
jasonrx007: he likes it.....I don't know anything about laptops??
LadyCheese: i don't know, but terrick said something about it. i mean, i like terrick and everything, and i guess we're going out now, but it was really random
LadyCheese: he's such a sweetie though, he's just like, hey, i like you and everything so do you want to go out?
jasonrx007: So you're going out with him? wow how much did he pay you?
LadyCheese: pay me?!
LadyCheese: what do you mean?
LadyCheese: why would i need money?
LadyCheese: it's terrick
jasonrx007: It can't happen...it's just not normal for a girl to like him
LadyCheese: i don't know, he's funny
LadyCheese: like, it's not like i want to do him or anything, but he's cute and fun to talk to
jasonrx007: it's sad nobody wants to do Terrick (or me for that matter)
LadyCheese: i'm sure there are girls that want to do terrick...
LadyCheese: but you? i don't know, if that "it's magic, or just feels like it" line is all you have.....
jasonrx007: I don't need lines if I'm talking to a girl in real life
LadyCheese: ooooh, so you're pretty hot stuff then?
jasonrx007: not really....in fact I'm kinda lame at the girl thing
LadyCheese: ha ha ha
LadyCheese: at least you're honest
jasonrx007: I have to have date girls that take control since I'm too scared to do anything.
LadyCheese: awww!
LadyCheese: that's adorable but that also gets soooo annoying
LadyCheese: i mean, i love guys like that, since i'm all about being in power, but then again, oy, if i guy won't make a move....
jasonrx007: as long as she can lead the way I'll follow
LadyCheese: hmm
LadyCheese: so what's new? how was your day?
jasonrx007: my day kinda sucked since I didn't get to go to prom with a girl I liked
jasonrx007: So right about now she's out screwing some other guy
LadyCheese: wow, that sucks
LadyCheese: i'm sorry
jasonrx007: That's what I get for being the "nice" guy
LadyCheese: hey......don't play the pathetic guy card...
LadyCheese: i mean, i'm sorry and everything
LadyCheese: but...
jasonrx007: I don't play it....at this rate I am the damn card...I get played all the freaking time
LadyCheese: aww!
LadyCheese: that's good material right there, have you been working on that a long time?
jasonrx007: haha no
LadyCheese: hey, i'm giving you credit for it, it's good stuff
LadyCheese: how old are you?
jasonrx007: nice to get credit for something
LadyCheese: yeah, congrats
jasonrx007: I'm 21
LadyCheese: hmmm
LadyCheese: so tell me something about yourself
LadyCheese: ...please?
jasonrx007: I have hair
LadyCheese: umm, where?
LadyCheese: like on your chest?
jasonrx007: yup
LadyCheese: ewww....like a lot?
jasonrx007: not really
LadyCheese: phew
LadyCheese: that was a close call
LadyCheese: so there's nothing exciting at all that you can tell me?
LadyCheese: you know....Terrick was bragging about how cool you were....but
jasonrx007: I'm not really cool....or what ever his idea of cool is
LadyCheese: hmm
LadyCheese: interesting
LadyCheese: are you really boring and do you just sit at computers all day?
LadyCheese: i'm so sorry
LadyCheese: i'm being terribly rude
LadyCheese: sorry
jasonrx007: I'm a nerd
LadyCheese: hey, nerds are awesome
LadyCheese: they're soooo much better than jocks
jasonrx007: not what the girls around here think
LadyCheese: they'll realize someday..
LadyCheese: i mean, someday the jocks will be fat, and will they have any brains? nope!
jasonrx007: If I was a jock I'd have a girlfriend right now
LadyCheese: brag brag brag, if i decided to be a dirty hoe i'd probably be having sex right now
LadyCheese: by some jock probably
jasonrx007: works for me
LadyCheese: isn't it funny how that works?
jasonrx007: yeah

No I'm not really as lame as I made myself look so don't rag me about it

Terrick
05-06-2003, 04:42 PM
if you're calling her my girlfriend, that means i win and you gotta send me a laptop...

Mistress M
05-06-2003, 04:46 PM
hmmm...21 and interested in a girl who's going to a prom? what were you thinking, dude! next time you gotta say you're like 18 or something...a 21 yr old trying to get with a 16 yr old sounds like some sort of loser...cool college guys do not date high school juniors...only lame-ass immature ones who can't get a college girl to go out with them...

and I agree with elle -- even the chick sez she's going out with him, which means she's his girlfriend... :rofl:

SaintHax
05-06-2003, 04:49 PM
OK so I'll be 18 next time I try to steal elle's woman

Terrick
05-06-2003, 08:14 PM
and I agree with elle -- even the chick sez she's going out with him, which means she's his girlfriend... :rofl:


take that! two votes...i deserve something cool....something that isn't the role of milton....

SaintHax
05-06-2003, 08:30 PM
I'll send you some month old hamburger meat that's been sitting out and getting all hairy

Terrick
05-06-2003, 09:03 PM
i think you misread...old hamburgers aren't cool.


y'know what?..just forget it...i don't wanna know what you might actually do......

atma
05-06-2003, 10:24 PM
just send the laptop to the girl, she deserves it!

Cozmo D
05-06-2003, 11:23 PM
hmmm...21 and interested in a girl who's going to a prom? what were you thinking, dude! next time you gotta say you're like 18 or something...a 21 yr old trying to get with a 16 yr old sounds like some sort of loser...cool college guys do not date high school juniors...only lame-a$$ immature ones who can't get a college girl to go out with them...

I don't know what world you live in, but just about every fine 16 or 17 year old chick dashes their poor same-aged boyfriend's heart against the rocks for some 20 something year old dude eventually. Perhaps you need to study my essays on "The Loop". :cool:

Besides, Hax may be cool, but he's not a college guy, so he has to take advantage of every opportunity! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

SaintHax
05-06-2003, 11:29 PM
college? whats college? that place I go to learn what I already know? sounds like a good way to waste 4 years though :mrgreen:

I'll stick with the girl I have now :wink: those little kids don't do it for me anymore

Mistress M
05-09-2003, 12:08 AM
I don't know what world you live in, but just about every fine 16 or 17 year old chick dashes their poor same-aged boyfriend's heart against the rocks for some 20 something year old dude eventually. Perhaps you need to study my essays on "The Loop". :cool:

Yeah, but that makes the chick cool to her friends...it still makes the guy a loser...and eventually the chick figures that out...

not that I'm speaking from experience or anything... :rofl:

Cozmo D
05-09-2003, 01:06 AM
Yeah, the guy has probably been a loser ever since his own same-aged girlfriend dumped him for some older dude back in his teens...turnin' the tables on some other teen chick is most likely his first taste of winning in some time. :wink:

However, what it makes the chick, who has just destroyed her same-aged boyfriend in order to go out with said loser...in order to look "cool to her friends"...is a bonafide CUNT!

Of course, she does eventually figure out what a loser the older cat is, because he treats her like shit! Afterall, he's taking out his revenge on her and all the other young poon he can find for how he was once treated.

So, she goes back to her same-aged boyfriend, who most likely forgives her and takes her back...though never taking an eye off of her cuntishness again. Doesn't matter though...she gets him again...maybe twice more (and so on and so on...).

Eventually, he gets tired of getting his guts ripped out...or she gets bored of twisting him in the wind. She goes on to a lifetime of getting shit on by men...or lesbianism. He becomes the latest 20-something loser taking out his revenge on every naive teenage hottie he can pull the panties off of.

NEXT!!! :sad:



p.s.- Any hint of similarity to ANYBODY here is completey by chance and absolutely unintentional. :)

Hero1
05-09-2003, 02:21 AM
frek is ideal for this topic :wink:

frEk
05-09-2003, 10:42 PM
i give up on girls, they're crazy...........i've got a number of opportunities at the moment, just aint worth it i don't think anymore........i can't see myself putting up with it

syxxpm
05-09-2003, 10:46 PM
i am not qualified for this topic ..lalala ....tee hee hee :thumup:

Elizabeth
05-17-2003, 10:44 AM
I liked Atma's idea.
Elizabeth