there we go, just right. keep walking...
"What, Wheeljak? You fell in that open manhole?
How is that possible?
I posted 'CAUTION: OPEN MANHOLE' on my Facebook page!"
He was comforting background noise to me when I was a kid. Nobody argued or hassled me when he was on. They were preoccupied with his reports and they left me alone. (my parents, I mean)