The Ten Commandments (In Ebonics)

[Terrick]

someone's away message:


The Ten Commandments (In Ebonics)

1. I be God. Don' be dissing me.
2. Don' be makin hood ornaments outa me or nothin in my crib.
3. Don' be callin me for no reason - homey don' play that.
4. Y'all betta be in church on Sundee.
5. Don' dis ya mama ... an if ya know who ya daddy is, don' dis him neither.
6. Don' ice ya bros.
7. Stick to ya own woman.
8. Don' be liftin no goods.
9. Don' be frontin like you all that an no snitchin on ya homies.
10. Don' be eyein' ya homie's crib, ride, or nothin.

[Hero1]

thats ebonics?

[Mistress M]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

They should hand these out at sunday school -- maybe more kids would understand the commandments than they do now...

[syxxpm]

you forgot # 11...sexy syxxie go on do dat dance sexy syxxie go on do dat dance

[fd]

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[Cozmo D]

Umm...heheh? :umm:

Well...I guess it is a lil funny...not sure I like the sunday school crack though, I've never met anybody who spoke like that.

[Mistress M]

That's because you've never been a substitute teacher at Newburgh Free Academy H.S. -- english class is the best, when the students actually write papers like that...

[Terrick]

:rofl:

[frEk]

would probably be funny if i knew what the hell the 10 commandments were :thumup:

[Deity]

The First Commandment

I am the Lord thy God, who brought thee out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. Thou shalt not have strange gods before me. Thou shalt not make to thyself a graven thing, nor the likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or in the earth beneath, nor of those things that are in the waters under the earth. Thou shalt not adore them, nor serve them: I am the Lord thy God, mighty, jealous, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children, unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me; and showing mercy unto thousands to them that love me, and keep my commandments.


The Second Commandment

Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain; for the Lord will not hold him guiltless that shall take the name of the Lord his God in vain.


The Third Commandment

Remember that thou keep holy the sabbath day. Six days shalt thou labour, and shalt do all thy works. But of the seventh day is the sabbath of the Lord thy God; thou shalt do no work on it, thou nor thy son, nor thy maidservant, nor thy beast, nor the stranger that is within thy gates. For in six days the Lord made heaven and earth, and the sea, and all things that are in them, and rested on the seventh day, and sanctified it.


The Fourth Commandment

Honour thy father and thy mother, that thou mayest be longlived upon the land which the Lord thy God will give thee.


The Fifth Commandment

Thou shalt not kill.


The Sixth Commandment

Thou shalt not commit adultery.


The Seventh Commandment

Thou shalt not steal.


The Eighth Commandment

Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor.


The Ninth Commandment

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's... wife.


The Tenth Commandment

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house; neither shalt thou desire... his servant, nor his handmaiden, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor anything that is his.


There you are frek, hope that this is of some help to you :thumup:

[Louis85]

hmm.

[spidey]

Charlton Heston would be pissed if he read that :rofl: :rofl: