ok heres mine
1. I have been romantically involved with more women than men.
2. I managed to break my nose, my front tooth, and my ankle all with one fall.
3. When I was younger I was left handed. I decided that I wanted to be right handed instead, so I stoped using my left hand.
4. I once locked myself out of my house. There was a blizzard, and I had to walk over a mile before I found someone that was home.
5. I once sold a guy midol, and led him to believe they were strong pain killers.