iraqi tv schedule

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Today on Towards Freedom TV:

Serving Free Iraq from aboard the "Commando Solo" C-130 Hercules transport plane

7am:

Good Morning with Rashid and Uday A lively mix of prayers, chat and fashion, plus tips on boiling drinking water.

9am:

A Message From President George W Bush Pre-recorded address to the Iraqi people, in English with Arabic subtitles. Sincere assurances of America's purest intentions.

9.15am:

A Message From Tony Blair More friendly overtures.

9.30am:

Don't Loot Hour-long public-service exhortation.

10.30am:

The Fresh Prince of Nasiriya Sitcom about an exiled opposition leader who makes an emotional return to his homeland at the behest of the US State Department. Gentle, informative hilarity from the writers of Avoid Downed Power Lines.

11am:

Checkpoint and Roadblock Etiquette Practical advice on how to avoid being shot.

12am:

The Christianity Hour Inspirational faith-based programme in which ordinary Iraqis convert to Christianity, receiving in return the everlasting love of Jesus Christ, snacks and blankets.

12.30pm:

Refuelling Break Transmission resumes at 1pm.

1pm:

News Latest liberty update from Corporal Ron Jenks of the 173rd Airborne Brigade.

2pm:

Humanitarian Aid Roadshow Today the roadshow team bring their water trucks to the outskirts of Basra.

3.30pm:

Farewell Bad Dictator After years of censorship, Iraqis can at last phone in and say bad things about Saddam Hussein on live TV, subject to the telecommunications network being restored in your area.

4:30pm:

Iraq's Funniest Home Videos More hilarious broken statues, torn posters and trashed palaces.

5pm:

Messages From George Bush and Tony Blair For those whose electricity supplies may have been disrupted during the day, another opportunity to catch these messages of genuine affection and support.

5.30pm:

Refuelling Break

6pm:

News and weather from the Towards Freedom news team.

7.30pm:

Public Service TV A short film, Watch Out for Loose or Falling Masonry, narrated by NBA legend Michael Jordan.

8pm:

Will and Grace Sensitively dubbed American comedy series about a handsome young lawyer, his beautiful wife and the mentally retarded child-man they have adopted.

8:30pm:

Ground Forces Baghdad Special A large area to the north-west of the city is completely relandscaped by a team from 3rd Infantry Division.

9pm:

News Headlines followed by tonight's Curfew Film, Columbo: Blueprint for Murder (1972).

11pm:

Messages from George Bush and Tony Blair A last chance to catch these heartfelt reassurances.

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This 1 kills me:

Will and Grace Sensitively dubbed American comedy series about a handsome young lawyer, his beautiful wife and the mentally retarded child-man they have adopted.

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