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a baby seal walkes into a club.......
America needs a Tennessee Volunteer
Let's go way up north
And grab a case of beer
What we like to do for fun
Can't be done down here (damn right)
Observe the bumper sticker
On the back of my four wheels
I don't care what you like to do
I'd rather be clubbin' seals (YEEHAW)
I'd rather be clubbin' seals
It's my favorite kind of fun
Got a mind to join a club
And bash another one (that's right)
They're all so cute and cuddly
Till they're floppin' round in blood (sing it son)
I don't care what you like to do
I'd rather be clubbin' seals
Clubbin' seals
Clubbin' seals
Well I'd sell my truck
When I'm down on my luck
I'd rather be clubbin' seals
Don't eat their meat for dinner
Just sell their hides for cash
I love to see their brains go splash
Some people say I'm crazy
Some people say I'm cruel
Perhaps they'd rather see the seal
Starve from lack of food
When time for vacation comes
You know where I'll be
Killin' defensless animals
Listen while I sing
Clubbin seals
Clubbin seals
Well I'd sell my truck
When I'm down on my luck
I'd rather be clubbin seals
Don't eat their meat for dinner
Just sell their hides for cash
I love to see their brains go splash
I'd rather be clubbin' seals
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America needs a Tennessee Volunteer
I would like to start a Seal Club, is that what we are talking about?
fullamyself, sickamyself, truetamyself
I will always be myself - through the good times and the bad.
oh yeah me too...i LOVE Killer!
soon their will be a baby Seal.. he and heidi tied the knot ..
"One day the absurdity of the almost universal human belief in the slavery of other animals will be palpable. We shall then have discovered our souls and become worthier of sharing this planet with them."
~Martin Luther King Jr.
Seal]s baby in a club..now that's intersting
Wake me up at 9:45.
Shucks! You beat me to the punch.Originally Posted by justafan
"What, Wheeljak? You fell in that open manhole?
How is that possible?
I posted 'CAUTION: OPEN MANHOLE' on my Facebook page!"
Did you ever hear that George Michael song that amalgamated Seal's Killer with the Temptations' Papa Was a Rolling Stone? I liked it; I thought it was really interesting. I never would have thought to juxtapose those two songs.
"What, Wheeljak? You fell in that open manhole?
How is that possible?
I posted 'CAUTION: OPEN MANHOLE' on my Facebook page!"
I hope that Heidi is kind to Seal; rumor has it that Seal was in therapy for quite some time as a direct result of his relationship with Tyra Banks.
Just like the old song sez: "If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life..."
That's why I don't date supermodels.
"What, Wheeljak? You fell in that open manhole?
How is that possible?
I posted 'CAUTION: OPEN MANHOLE' on my Facebook page!"
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