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    I'm not sure how many of ya'll knew me when I was engaged and unhappy as hell...but had a conversation with the X today...and thought I'd share....enjoy (I added my own extra commentary too)
    Her AIM name has been changed to protect the innocent...think Chief would tear her a new one...heheh.




    THE X: hey I have a question
    ** Perhaps ask how its going, what have you been up to....no...."I have a question"

    Brian221: yes?
    THE X: that notebook you gave me, does it have internet access on it? Our computer at home is starting to crash?
    **POS notebook... like a 266...was scrap

    Brian221: i think there's a modem in it...you'd just have to put aol on it
    Brian221: but don't remember
    THE X: were is the plug for it, or were would it be
    ** I assume she intended to say "wHere is the plug for it, or wHere would it be -- she now spells and acts like a 7 year old.


    Brian221: on second thought....no modem....you'd have to buy one
    THE X: do you know what kind I would need that would fit it?
    Brian221: pcmcia
    Brian221: standard notebook card
    THE X: Ive gotta write that down
    Brian221: its a laptop standard...if you go to best buy and say you need a modem for a laptop....thats all you need to know
    THE X: so easy, thanks
    Brian221: I'm sure you forgot, or hoped that I forgot......ever think about that other $700 you said you were going to give me?
    **She had told me last january I'd get the remainder of the money then, and hadn't mentioned it since...

    THE X: no i didnt forget
    THE X: what you just said sucked ass
    ** I was unaware that a sentence could do such a thing, suck ass indeed.


    Brian221: well....its obviously not a big deal if I didn't even mentioin it for a year
    THE X: well to think that I forgot and did it on purpose just sucks
    THE X: you left me with a huge bill
    ** correction, she left ME with a huge bill....what the hell is she thinking


    Brian221: what bill
    THE X: uhhhh something like 700
    Brian221: for....
    THE X: oh the bedroom set
    THE X: what we were just talking about
    Brian221: oh...I thought you meant something else....
    THE X: When we bought that I wasnt expecting to pay for most of it
    ** I paid for ALL of it except $300 toward the mattress...never saw another dime until we split.

    Brian221: i know
    THE X: so I didnt have money saved
    ** over the last year and a half, she managed to not save a dime toward this $700 debt....nice


    THE X: but to think, I was hoping you forgot about the bill, just sucks
    THE X: what a shity thing to say
    ** shitty thing not telling a creditor when you're planning on getting them their money, huh

    Brian221: look, I understand...its been a year and a half and I was just curious
    THE X: oh I hope you understand
    THE X: you shouldnt have said it all
    THE X: at all
    THE X: I'm sorry but I think, I think even less of you then I did before
    ** awww...that sucks ass

    THE X: youll have your money as soon as I can give it to you, then strings broken for good
    ** yeah, cause we like, talk all the time when she needs favors...


    Brian221: take as long you need...i was just curious if you had plans of paying me back...like i said...its been this long, so its not a big deal
    THE X: guess maybe you could have put it that way
    ** i guess may you could have shut the hell up


    THE X: as soon as I can, youll get it
    Brian221: you don't have to pay it all at once if you want either...I'll take installments at a low interest
    ** that was supposed to be a joke, but notice how the succubus has no sense of humor and takes it personlly....crikey

    THE X: whatever I can
    THE X: you dont have to worry about my character
    THE X: thanks for the info
    ** she signed off before I could comment, probably a good thing, I don't want my tires slashed or anything....



    heheh

    bRiAn
    I'm not signing this without my lawyer.

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    chief should never be allowed around girls....any of them :rofl:

    PS why is it that the girls always call their computer nerd ex's to fix shit?

    EDIT: my bad they always leave us for the dumbasses

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    hey now..be nice...man....Brian..hook me up with her im sir..please please please please please please please please please please please..i promise that i just want too meet her and find out who she is....im within driving distance..so maybe i could hook up with her..cmon..she sounds real intelligent.....

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    I need to add a WTF smily

    EDIT: shit where have I been duh

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    bitch take her to judge judy! then u can throw in a plug for pmdawn.net while ur gettin ur money back....
    I've got amnesia.. I can't remember..

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    bitch take her to judge judy! then u can throw in a plug for pmdawn.net while ur gettin ur money back....
    now this is a good idea :thumup:

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    i promise that i just want too meet her and find out who she is....

    don't do it man...i'm tellin' ya....you remember what happened last time chief got a girl's phone number....


    "that's pretty deep stuff. that's not, 'yo yo yippy yo yo bling bling, smack a bitch.'"
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    Bri-- i hope you don't mind me saying so... but she sounds like a real bitch.
    :donno:
    sorry. love,
    Elizabeth

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    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: pitiful. :rofl:
    I love the summer months!

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    she was acting like it was such a horrible thing that you were asking about the money she owed YOU. That's just craziness. I wonder if she'll pay you back tho :donno: ?

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    Brian, she must have been really really cute!

    I love the summer months!

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    I like HiereoHero's Idea...take the bitch to Judge Judy!!!
    Wake me up at 9:45.

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    Damn Brian...I feel your pain...i think my ex owes me around $600, and i know there is no way in hell that i will ever see that money...

    And for the record, i would have to agree that she is a complete bitch, but look at the bright side....at least you didnt marry her. :thumup: (and thank GOD that i didnt marry my pathetic Ex...i put up with waaayyyy too much shit and lies from him during 2 years)

    Good luck with getting that money back. Maybe all of us forum members should get together and kick her ass..lay the smack down on her pm dawn style (whatever that may be :wink: ) or just hang her upside down and start shakin her for all the change out of her pockets...
    Because the sky is blue, it makes me cry...

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    I SAY BAN HER...oh wait shes not on the forum....ok then ill just have to kill her and eat her.....ok brian make the check out to......i :rofl:
    the vibe says syxx so let it be syxx......

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