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we are currently at war stay tuned for updates on our progress
we are currently at war stay tuned for updates on our progress
I can't keep up with all the updates drop in the chatroom for gut busting fun :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
all of you are missing it....wheres elle when we need him???
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
can you guess who these people are? :mrgreen:
Posted by krystalrose on 11-20-2002 01:33 AM:
stealing some1 elses man
ive been speaking with one of my girlfriends man..and he always flirts with me when im around..hes mentioned the idea of a threesome to me but im not interested..any tips on breaking up this relationship...my girlfriend doesnt realise whats shes got and i think we'd be better together
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Posted by chutney on 11-20-2002 01:35 AM:
just get her to catch you tossing this guys salad
ive done this many a time
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Posted by Chappy1 on 11-20-2002 01:36 AM:
i hate women like you...all you think about is yourself....why is it that you want to break this relationship up?????? i mean..just give in to the 3 some damnit....your so selfish
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Posted by krystalrose on 11-20-2002 01:38 AM:
no im not that kind of girl...i wont play with the ol fella while their still togethr...ive got morals you know!!! now how can i break up this relationship...
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Posted by courtney84 on 11-20-2002 01:38 AM:
mmm a 3-some would be a fun idea....ask him about setting it up
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Posted by chutney on 11-20-2002 01:40 AM:
do the threesome thing, but just sit on his face and grab his dick, that way she wont get a look in.
and tell her "hes all mine slut, go fix me some pie"
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Posted by Chappy1 on 11-20-2002 01:40 AM:
but you know what would kinda test this relationship....get a donkey in on it...then you can tell if its true or not...
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Posted by krystalrose on 11-20-2002 01:44 AM:
i dont like being watched though..i kinda freeze.. i tried out for a porn movie once..my uncle convinced me to give it a shot..and i just couldnt do it..all those people standing around.. i did end up dating the director though..
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Posted by chutney on 11-20-2002 01:47 AM:
was a donkey involved?
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Posted by krystalrose on 11-20-2002 01:49 AM:
well the guy i had my scene withs appendage was donkey proportions if u know what i mean
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Posted by Chappy1 on 11-20-2002 01:50 AM:
3 words.....goth, vegan, corpses...
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Posted by chutney on 11-20-2002 01:52 AM:
i knew a guy like that but he always wanted to FREEK in the churchyard
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Posted by courtney84 on 11-20-2002 01:59 AM:
not that it matters but I stuck a donut in my clit once
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Posted by chutney on 11-20-2002 02:01 AM:
in your clit?
thats not possible, you havent been reading the faq's
your probably a guy
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Posted by courtney84 on 11-20-2002 02:03 AM:
it is possible if you take a bite out of it first
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Posted by chutney on 11-20-2002 02:07 AM:
like a clit ring?, you sure its not a penis?
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Posted by Corporate Exec. on 11-20-2002 02:16 AM:
you got morals? yet you want to break up someone else's relationship because YOU, and ONLY YOU, think you deserve that guy more. ha!
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Posted by Fae on 11-20-2002 02:22 AM:
Er. chutney, krystalrose, and Chappy1 are trolls. I would advise not taking anything they post seriously.
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Posted by chutney on 11-20-2002 02:25 AM:
i just like to have some fun, im serious when i deem it necessary, whats wrong with some fun?????
least i aint racist like that guy who got banned
Posted by Chappy1 on 11-20-2002 01:16 AM:
i wont screw my friends cuz then i get one of their stds.....damnit..why cant i have clean friends.....
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Posted by krystalrose on 11-20-2002 01:19 AM:
yes i guess you need to choose your friends wisely..im a dirty whore..but i dont have any STDs
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Posted by chutney on 11-20-2002 01:28 AM:
i have std's but im not a dirty whore
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Posted by Chappy1 on 11-20-2002 01:29 AM:
well you bore me then...me likey loosey lady....
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Posted by chutney on 11-20-2002 01:34 AM:
well then you must have biggy dick
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Posted by krystalrose on 11-20-2002 01:35 AM:
you sound like a small dick man 2 me...
Posted by wiessmann on 11-17-2002 11:29 PM:
she has no expirience
the girl i like has never hooked up with a guy. she wants to hook up with me but has no expierience. her friends have said that she would go to second, but does anyone think she would, the first time she makes out with a guy?
thanx
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Posted by Juicechik15 on 11-17-2002 11:53 PM:
um, i don't see a reason why she wouldn't, i mean, at least give it a chance, instruct her
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Posted by eclanaqt04 on 11-18-2002 02:39 AM:
I think she will. Shes got to get some expierience sometimes. Why not now.
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Posted by wiessmann on 11-18-2002 02:43 AM:
thanx eclan.
sounds good to me. i'll get a chance soon so
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Posted by krystalrose on 11-20-2002 01:21 AM:
take her for a test drive see how she runs..sometimes low mileage can be a good thing..othertimes the ride can be a bit bumpy
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Posted by Chappy1 on 11-20-2002 01:23 AM:
yea...but engines need breaking in...take her too a swingers establishment......kinda like a lube job...got too make sure they use the right fluids
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Posted by chutney on 11-20-2002 01:25 AM:
why is he posting here and not exploiting her innocence.
dude you could tell her anal is the only cure for the deadly condition "blue balls"
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Posted by krystalrose on 11-20-2002 01:25 AM:
yes the right oils are key to a smooth ride..as my ex said
"keep it sloppy or ill go floppy"
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Posted by Chappy1 on 11-20-2002 01:27 AM:
pull her hair and tell her she reminds you of a wooly mastodon...that always works for me...
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Posted by krystalrose on 11-20-2002 01:30 AM:
actually i had a lesbian experience with this 1 girl..full brazilian..had no hair to speak off...and she used the same line on me..do i know you?
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Posted by chutney on 11-20-2002 01:32 AM:
who me?
..im a dirty whore..but i dont have any STDs
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i have std's but im not a dirty whore
hahahaha
Sounds like somebody I uesd to know...(no, it's not Jennie)
Wake me up at 9:45.
Warning
Due to the large amount of pointless posts I have already found posted by you (as well as a few others. I know you're not the only one and you're not the only one receiving a warning) you are being warned against doing this. If you do not understand what I mean, feel free to reply to this private message. If you do not stop the pointless posts you will be banned based on Rule 8: Posts that serve no purpose or are made to create negative attention will be deleted. For example, replies that are not relevant to the thread topic, as well as, posts that are made for the sole reason of inflating post totals. ~Heather
This also includes going into someone else's post and starting/participating in a conversation that is off the topic of the original thread.
I think we pissed the little girls off
GREAT JOB GUYS :thumup: You've made me proud
hahaha, imagine if that rule was implemented in here........there wouldn't be a single post left!
syxx would be out of a job! in fact he wouldnt even exist... if syxx makes a pointless post in a forest..does it make a sound?
I've got amnesia.. I can't remember..
It's almost Friday...you guys about ready to trash the place and get banned?
then again we're waiting on Chief to get a PM back from that girl so....
hero was the first to be banned... :thumup:
im banned too dammit!!!!
IF YOU CANT BEAT THEM, AVOID THEM FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
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