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    STANLEY C. TAYLOR
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    ONE DAY, SUPERMAN WAS FLYING THROUGH METROPOLIS ALONE AND HORNY. WITH LOIS LANE OUT OF TOWN AND LANA LANG STILL NOT SPEAKING TO HIM FOR REASONS THAT WILL NOT BE MENTIONED AT PRESS TIME. SUPERMAN DECIDED TO GET BACK INTO ACTION. HE WENT TO PAY A VISIT TO FLASH GORDON (I KNOW THAT HE'S APART OF ANOTHER CONTINUITY, SMARTASSSES, JUST GO WITH ME) AND ASKED IF WE WANT TO ROLL WITH HIM AND HUNT DOWN SOME FREAKS, BUT FLASH WANTED TO GET HIS MACK OWN WITH DALE ARDEN. SO THE MAN OF STEEL WAS LEFT TO GO PIMPING ALONE. WHILE SEARCHING OVER THE BEACH, HE SAW WONDER WOMAN LYING DOWN ON THE BEACH NAKED. IT WAS THEN THAT BLUE BOY DECIDED TO MAKE HIS MOVE. BUT HAD TO ACT SWIFTLY.

    HE SOARS DOWN AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT. SWOOPS IN AND STRIKES WITH NUMEROUS QUICK, BUT THUNDEROUS STROKES AND TAKES OFF AND SOARS TO THE SKIES A HAPPY MAN.

    "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?" WONDER WOMAN ASKED.

    "I DON'T KNOW," ANSWERED THE INVISIBLE MAN "BUT WHAT EVER IT WAS, IT RIPPED THE HELL OUT OF MY ASSHOLE."
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    i think bes answer will be "yes" but thats just a guess...
    I've got amnesia.. I can't remember..
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    This one's an oldie but goodie Stanley...and still fukkin funny too...but it doesn't belong here. Please move it, cause it will be deleted later.

    Coz
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    Tap the lightpole and we'll be jammin all night
    And ain't nobody callin' the cops
    'Cause everybody's here freakin', if they're older they're doin the rock
    And every block from all around
    Comes runnin' to the park when they hear the sound
    And soon the word's spreadin' through our part of town
    "Yo, 40 Park y'all, Jam-On's gettin down"
    Yeah...

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    WHY DO YOU TYPE EVEN OLD JOKES IN ALL CAPITALS? WHAT IS SO URGENT AND IN NEED OF OUR ATTENTION?
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    i think they only speak in capitals in the astral plane frek...or raping deity on the astral plane has gone to stans head
    I've got amnesia.. I can't remember..
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    lollollool at coz
    lololololol at frek
    lololololol at hero
    lololol at stan
    and lolololo at ololol
    the vibe says syxx so let it be syxx......
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    wtf at syxx
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    For the record, Hiero. That thing with Deity was not committed by me, or the God. but by Lord Blocturnal. That ass clown has had it in for me from the get go. And as for this joke being deleted, you are more than welcome to. I got a milling of them. Oh and another thing, Lyricone is writing a poem which will be posted on this forum coming soon. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to find the Blue Gender web site.
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    when your mom asked you to buy special k dude she meant the CEREAL! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
    the vibe says syxx so let it be syxx......
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    when your mom asked you to buy special k dude she meant the CEREAL! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
    Because the sky is blue, it makes me cry...
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    good old lord blocturnal...does it everytime!
    I've got amnesia.. I can't remember..
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