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    Senior Member frEk's Avatar
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    yo i came to the realization that i have been failing to utilize the single most potent pussy-getting resource i possess.........i'm a musician!!! even the ugliest mutha fukka can get his share of pussy if he knows how to strum a few power chords........i can get hooked up doin a couple sets with sum other peeps, so i figure if i can just get like 4-5 songs polished up enough for like 20 mins. or so tha pussy'll start rollin in......and i figure the average band has like 4-5 members, so since i'm the only member of of the skin i'll be gettin like 4-5 times as much pussy despite havin a 20 min. set prepared..........the only problem is most all the music will be pre-recorded (either that or find like 15 keyboardists, but that'll bring the musician to pussy ratio waaaayyy down).......but anyway, i've got to make more of a live feel to it, i mean i'll just be "singing" into a vocoder and maybe a little guitar or sumthin, but i'm not sure if that'll fly.........but what could i do to spice shit up a little? prodigy style, just add a few dancers/hype men? slipknot style, just people bangin on percussive shit? what?

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    u want frek goupies ha..why dont u play at high skools n shit :wink:
    hey ive seen people get up on stage and press a button on a computer..so u dont really need 2 do much
    I've got amnesia.. I can't remember..

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    Hahahahah...that's basicly all that I fukkin do. :rofl:
    Alright
    Tap the lightpole and we'll be jammin all night
    And ain't nobody callin' the cops
    'Cause everybody's here freakin', if they're older they're doin the rock
    And every block from all around
    Comes runnin' to the park when they hear the sound
    And soon the word's spreadin' through our part of town
    "Yo, 40 Park y'all, Jam-On's gettin down"
    Yeah...

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    king of useless info syxxpm's Avatar
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    push da button...............get da pussayyyyyy
    the vibe says syxx so let it be syxx......

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    Go EMO style to get all that. You ever heard of Dashboard Confessional? That dude gets all kinds of women. All he plays is acoustic.

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    yeh that must be the way to go, it even get wierd looking guys like manson hot azz chicks!!

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    king of useless info syxxpm's Avatar
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    tell them you were at protests with moby thatll reel you some tangpoon :P
    the vibe says syxx so let it be syxx......

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    make sure you have a cute kitty puppy or child with you also.
    "You are in the cradle of doom baby, and when that bough breaks, you WILL fall down!"

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