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    Senior Member Mistress M's Avatar
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    Light a match!

    I just wanted to share that I ate some fast food last night, and now I'm farting so bad that it smells like roadkill all up in here. And my boss is coming over at 3 so I'm gunna light some incense and hope for the best.
    “Sometimes we just need someone to show us something we can’t see for ourselves.”

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    Uh.....
    So patience... is nothing...

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    I ate Taco Bell before my dance class and I burped when we were doing our thang and it smelled like a fiesta of flavors.

    What did you eat?

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    Onion rings and french fries. With zesty sauce. Mmmmm zesty sauce...
    “Sometimes we just need someone to show us something we can’t see for ourselves.”

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    try as I might, my stomach remains iron, I had four carrots worth of fresh juice yesterday , in combinations with fresh, raw, blueberries,strawberries,tangerines,banana,flaxsee d,spinach and silverbeet ..
    the day before it was servings of bran with agave nectar and soy milk...
    recup from a bad virus at work..
    how'd u go with the incense M ?
    "One day the absurdity of the almost universal human belief in the slavery of other animals will be palpable. We shall then have discovered our souls and become worthier of sharing this planet with them."
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    Someone please hi jack this thread! Or lo jack it. Jack it up some kind of way. It's ruining my Michael Franks vibe this morning.
    I love the summer months!

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    incense worked out, house smelled pine fresh!

    Michael Franks is a smooth, ipanema operator.
    “Sometimes we just need someone to show us something we can’t see for ourselves.”

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    jack jack jack jack jack!!!!

    PS, I am the coolest.
    So patience... is nothing...

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    "Burp and blow it away. Burp and blow. Burp and blow."

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    Quote Originally Posted by ElizabethX View Post
    jack jack jack jack jack!!!!

    PS, I am the coolest.
    It sounds like you are the horniest...
    “Sometimes we just need someone to show us something we can’t see for ourselves.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by wendyful04 View Post
    "Burp and blow it away. Burp and blow. Burp and blow."
    Courtesy of the Urban Dictionary:

    1. Burp'n Blow
    The act of burping, and then blowing the exhaust in a specific direction, as you would cigarette smoke - with the intent of keeping the fumes away from someone. Often straight up, or to the side.
    Ex: "I did the Ol' Burp'n Blow, so you wouldn't smell it."
    “Sometimes we just need someone to show us something we can’t see for ourselves.”

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQcg-dRg5h4
    Thread officially JACKED.
    Keep your headphones on.

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