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    Say the whole thing Wheeljak's Avatar
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    Gaymobile

    What do you think is the gayest car on the road?

    I'm not talking gay in the disdainful sense, as in "that Camaro with the 26 inch rims looks so gay!"
    You said my Camaro was gay with such disdain.
    Nor am I talking gay in the effeminate sense, as in "you look really gay in that Miata."

    Instead, I'm talking gay in the purely homosexual sense, as in "those two guys in the Cabrio are so gonna do the gaynasty when they get home."

    My vote is for the Porsche Boxster. I have seen many of these on the road here in Tampa Bay, and nine times out of ten, the driver is a wealthy-looking man with graying hair, and in the passenger seat is a good-looking young guy who appears to be about 20 years younger.
    Cabana boy?

    Either that, or the Batmobile. I saw one of those, and the driver was a wealthy-looking man who looked like he spends a lot of time in the gym, and a spandex-wearing guy in the passenger seat who appeared to be about 20 years younger.
    Boy wonder?
    "What, Wheeljak? You fell in that open manhole?
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    The Hummer, being driven by a fat overstuffed Latino businessman, texting on his phone.

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    VW Rabbit
    http://www.vw.com/rabbit/en/us/

    ....and anything Chief drives.
    I'm not signing this without my lawyer.

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    Chief has a license?

    there we go, just right. keep walking...

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    They make-um cheap on the reservation!
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    Quote Originally Posted by wendyful04 View Post
    The Hummer, being driven by a fat overstuffed Latino businessman, texting on his phone.
    So, do you actually think he's doing a dude? I don't think Hummer owners are gay; I think they're harboring some issues about inadequacy of the wang.
    "What, Wheeljak? You fell in that open manhole?
    How is that possible?
    I posted 'CAUTION: OPEN MANHOLE' on my Facebook page!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brian221 View Post
    I didn't know they were selling the Rabbit again. I think it's adorable. I could see a lot of girls driving that; do you really think it would be popular with gay dudes?

    ....and anything Chief drives.
    Chief doesn't drive a car; he drives a tank. And the main gun shoots blanks.
    "What, Wheeljak? You fell in that open manhole?
    How is that possible?
    I posted 'CAUTION: OPEN MANHOLE' on my Facebook page!"

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    Any male driving a VW Beetle.

    And anyone driving that damn Scion xB "shoebox" car is gay.
    "...Because all you of Earth are idiots!" - Eros, "Plan 9 from Outer Space"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonkman View Post
    Any male driving a VW Beetle.
    I was kinda thinking that too. When they came out I thought, "That is SUCH a chick car." but 3/4 of the people I saw driving them were dudes.
    I just don't end up where think I'm going when I start out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonkman View Post
    Any male driving a VW Beetle.
    Haha... what about the guy from that old movie "Herbie: the Love Bug"?

    And anyone driving that damn Scion xB "shoebox" car is gay.
    Fo' sho'. And not just gay... beyond that. Like, anime gay!
    "What, Wheeljak? You fell in that open manhole?
    How is that possible?
    I posted 'CAUTION: OPEN MANHOLE' on my Facebook page!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wheeljak View Post
    Haha... what about the guy from that old movie "Herbie: the Love Bug"?
    I was referring to the newer one. The old one's okay I think. Don't know which Bonkman was referring to though.
    I just don't end up where think I'm going when I start out.

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    VW Bug is the old one.
    VW Beetle is the new version.
    "...Because all you of Earth are idiots!" - Eros, "Plan 9 from Outer Space"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonkman View Post
    VW Bug is the old one.
    VW Beetle is the new version.
    Nope. VW Beetle is the old one.
    VW New Beetle is the new one.
    "What, Wheeljak? You fell in that open manhole?
    How is that possible?
    I posted 'CAUTION: OPEN MANHOLE' on my Facebook page!"

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    Well, okay...

    Everyone I know calls the old ones "Bug's", same with me. I call the new ones "Beetle's". Thus, my reasoning.
    "...Because all you of Earth are idiots!" - Eros, "Plan 9 from Outer Space"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wheeljak View Post
    Nope. VW Beetle is the old one.
    VW New Beetle is the new one.
    thank you for clarifying mr clarification man.....are you any relation to mr green jeans????

    now back to the swipes at me.......it hurts...my soul and being can no longer handle all of this, and by all of this, im talking about brian221 stalking me because he longs to cuddle, his wife wont do that..said something about braiding my back hair.....oh,,, and he hates jews..he told me so.....me personally.. i still want to oppress the eskimos....as far as gay cars...honda civics....

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    80's vette
    every dude that drives one has the gay porntache

    http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y43...leck-62034.jpg
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    Quote Originally Posted by eternals layre View Post
    80's vette
    every dude that drives one has the gay porntache

    http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y43...leck-62034.jpg
    that, and they usually are still sporting a mullet....usually cardinal fans...

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    Quote Originally Posted by eternals layre View Post
    80's vette
    every dude that drives one has the gay porntache
    Magnum is NOT gay. Higgins is.

    I wish people would call me Magnum...
    "What, Wheeljak? You fell in that open manhole?
    How is that possible?
    I posted 'CAUTION: OPEN MANHOLE' on my Facebook page!"

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    Okay, Magnum.
    So patience... is nothing...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ElizabethX View Post
    Okay, Magnum.
    Thank you, Liz. I'm just gonna stand here and bask in my Magnum-ness...
    "What, Wheeljak? You fell in that open manhole?
    How is that possible?
    I posted 'CAUTION: OPEN MANHOLE' on my Facebook page!"

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