so there I was. Chillin with Weezer who claims he's one of chief's spirit guides, but I don't always believe him because he's a saggitarius. Anyway, we were eating eggplant pickle and peanut butter finger sandwiches and having some tea (the green kind, not the black kind, cause that would be weird) and he told me a little secret:
Apparently, Coz and Chief have been having a torrid secret love affair, posing as teen girls on the Justin timberlake fan site!!
Now, I didn't believe it either, until he showed me some damning photo evidence consisting of of Coz and Chief dressed up as my little ponies (Moondancer and Sparkles, I believe -- but don't quote me on that) and frolicking down the rainbow trail with Syxx in the bushes wearing a 'coon-skin cap, and Frek hiding behind the lollipop tree whispering something about locusts. It was pretty convincing stuff. Not as convincing as the time that Wendy's spirit guide, Ned, came by and painted a picture of Wendy cavorting with fleas recently escaped from the circus, but then again that was in January so it was to be expected...