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I used to think it made everything better. Now, though, I may have to draw the line.
http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/April-...IRMkbAFhsDW7oF
I used to think it made everything better. Now, though, I may have to draw the line.
http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/April-...IRMkbAFhsDW7oF
there we go, just right. keep walking...
Lol
There's always some wisenheimer who has to take things a step too far. This isn't as bad as the bacon weave, but the bacon weave is not practical to sell; the bacon maple bar is.
"What, Wheeljak? You fell in that open manhole?
How is that possible?
I posted 'CAUTION: OPEN MANHOLE' on my Facebook page!"
I hate bacon.
I love the summer months!
I think you're the first person I've ever known to hate bacon. I even know people who claim to be vegetarians, who sneak a strip of bacon every now and then.Originally Posted by Louis85
To me, bacon is a crispy strip of pure bliss.
"What, Wheeljak? You fell in that open manhole?
How is that possible?
I posted 'CAUTION: OPEN MANHOLE' on my Facebook page!"
It's more like a crispy strip of pure FAT! I used to like it when I was a kid, but now the smell of it makes me sick for some reason. TMI, I know.
I love the summer months!
i developed a pork allergy around the age of 13. i miss bacon.
That's EXACTLY what it is, baby!
I used to eat pork rinds by the bag when I was a kid. Then, one day in my early twenties, I finished a bag and said, "these things ain't a bit good for me. I'm not gonna eat 'em anymore." And I haven't. It's not so much about the nature of pork rinds, but about the nature of me when I'm around pork rinds. If I eat one, I want the whole bag. I don't like things that can seduce me into abandoning my self-control like that.I used to like it when I was a kid, but now the smell of it makes me sick for some reason.
Wow... Ether and M don't eat meat, Coz doesn't eat swine, Louis hates bacon, pigflesh is kryptonite to Supergirl...
Lemme tellya... I wanna eat breakfast with y'all. That way, I can have all the sweet, sweet bacon to myself!
"What, Wheeljak? You fell in that open manhole?
How is that possible?
I posted 'CAUTION: OPEN MANHOLE' on my Facebook page!"
Love It!!
America needs a Tennessee Volunteer
it will be your downfall ... BWAHAHAHA !!
"One day the absurdity of the almost universal human belief in the slavery of other animals will be palpable. We shall then have discovered our souls and become worthier of sharing this planet with them."
~Martin Luther King Jr.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
bacon...........................................
there we go, just right. keep walking...
because its bacon...what
bacon ya all hit it... bacon ,,,what bacon ya all.....
prince fry another batch its written on your face
instead ill cook pressure on the whole damn place
dont ever cook a batch without stuff grease proof
and now my table cloth just burn it go poof
forever hearing pig should stick with egg kind
the egg timer say it'll take nine
i thought eggs b gotta stay eggs b
but they wanna rift when they find i disagree
with that dog eat dog leggo my eggo kind
even if im munchin over you frame of mind
you can splat things where your splatting things at
but syxx b things it wizzack
so now im accused of spicing the buns
and ill be the scapegoat the way the yoak runs
so when you wanna set up some rather prime roast beef
whats hard at first but crisps in the heat
they call that bacon..what
bacon ya all..hit it
bacon...what
bacon ya all..
the vibe says syxx so let it be syxx......
bwhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha...NICE!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!
Go syxxx! Go syxx!
Never burn your bridges while you're standing on them...
Imagine a good banjo riff going.
Oh I'm takin' all your bacon
I'm eating all your pork
I'll fry it on the griddle
But I won't use a fork
I'll serve some to my sweetie
He'll chew it with a grin
He'll look at me with lovin'
While grease drips from his chin
Now, don't you dare go gettin' mad
It's what I gotta' do
This jones I had was so darn bad
When I ran into you
Walkin' with your grocery bag
Filled with Oink and Moo
I'm sorry if it got you sad
But that's too bad for you
So, I took all your bacon
And some of your good beef
The pork I kept for me
The steaks I gave to Chief
Fucking awesome.
Never burn your bridges while you're standing on them...
took me 12 minutes
Nice. Both of you, Bravo!
Bacon's good.
I just don't end up where think I'm going when I start out.
Bacon for the win.
Keep your headphones on.
haha great bacon rhymes i somehow missed these
I've got amnesia.. I can't remember..
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