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    Countdown...

    About 56 hours until I'm no longer a single man...
    ...any last words?

    Be as crude as you want.
    I'm not signing this without my lawyer.

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    I have about 3 weeks left.

    Don't eat/drink the last of any food item/drink that your fiance loves.

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    Run!
    Alright
    Tap the lightpole and we'll be jammin all night
    And ain't nobody callin' the cops
    'Cause everybody's here freakin', if they're older they're doin the rock
    And every block from all around
    Comes runnin' to the park when they hear the sound
    And soon the word's spreadin' through our part of town
    "Yo, 40 Park y'all, Jam-On's gettin down"
    Yeah...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cozmo D View Post
    Run!
    I'm with Coz. Get out while you still can. The world doesn't need another divorce statistic.











    (too far? I know, sometimes, I take it just over that line...)
    “Sometimes we just need someone to show us something we can’t see for ourselves.”

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    Hookers And Blow!!!!!!

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    Don't do it unless you mean it!

    Congrats!
    So patience... is nothing...

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    Wendyful totally hijacked Brian's post.
    Shame on you.
    "What, Wheeljak? You fell in that open manhole?
    How is that possible?
    I posted 'CAUTION: OPEN MANHOLE' on my Facebook page!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by wendyful04 View Post
    I have about 3 weeks left.

    Don't eat/drink the last of any food item/drink that your fiance loves.
    I already know not to take the last mountain dew.
    I'm not signing this without my lawyer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brian221 View Post
    I already know not to take the last mountain dew.
    Wimp! In my house the fridge is a war zone!
    Alright
    Tap the lightpole and we'll be jammin all night
    And ain't nobody callin' the cops
    'Cause everybody's here freakin', if they're older they're doin the rock
    And every block from all around
    Comes runnin' to the park when they hear the sound
    And soon the word's spreadin' through our part of town
    "Yo, 40 Park y'all, Jam-On's gettin down"
    Yeah...

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    Best of luck Brian. I hope you fare better than my best friend. (He's divorced and extremely bitter!)
    I love the summer months!

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    Yeah... what they all said.

    Oh... and don't eat the yellow snow.
    Never burn your bridges while you're standing on them...

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    Every once in a while (randomly), I buy my wife some flowers. If she asks what the occasion is (she rarely asks), I tell her it's just because I love her. They don't have to be expensive ($10 or less at the grocery store), but it is the thought outside of a specific occasion that she appreciates. My advise is to periodically do things that she appreciates without her asking you to do it and without it being for a specific occasion... (random acts of kindness, I suppose).

    Congrats, again, on the upcoming wedding!
    Peace

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    If I randomly bought my missus flowers, she'd wonder what I'd been up to!
    Never burn your bridges while you're standing on them...

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    Flowers remind women of their own ever-fading beauty. (After they begin to wilt, that is.)

    Enjoy your wedding. And your marriage. And your partnership.

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    stick it in her butt right before the wedding...

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    Turn off the electricity in your house for 4 days. If neither one of you hates the other after that, you've found The One.

    The summer of Katrina, we lost power during 3 hurricanes, each time for no less than one week. Since we had well-water which came in through an electric pump, we had no running water during those times either. We fought a total of one time for five minutes. We played word games deep into the night and made up songs and ventured out to various fast food joints every day and walked around at night with our flashlights and poured-the-gallon-from-up-above for one another during showertime. If you and your significant other can't hang without electicity and/or running water in harsh weather for 4 days, then.....

    I guess you don't have four days now, do you?

    I hijacked your thread. Is your new wife gonna' beat my ass now, for you?
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    Congratulations Brian !!!!!!
    "One day the absurdity of the almost universal human belief in the slavery of other animals will be palpable. We shall then have discovered our souls and become worthier of sharing this planet with them."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chief View Post
    stick it in her butt right before the wedding...
    some chicks like it in the butt.

    as for advice, take care of yourself and your feelings so that you can help her take care of hers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xtristessax View Post
    some chicks like it in the butt.
    Yet to meet one myself!!
    Never burn your bridges while you're standing on them...

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    Quote Originally Posted by xtristessax View Post
    some chicks like it in the butt.
    Alright
    Tap the lightpole and we'll be jammin all night
    And ain't nobody callin' the cops
    'Cause everybody's here freakin', if they're older they're doin the rock
    And every block from all around
    Comes runnin' to the park when they hear the sound
    And soon the word's spreadin' through our part of town
    "Yo, 40 Park y'all, Jam-On's gettin down"
    Yeah...

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