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    Say the whole thing Wheeljak's Avatar
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    Did Hitler Only Have One Ball?

    Note: this has nothing to do with Lance Armstrong, or any other living monorchic celebrities.

    For years, I've taken for granted that Hitler only having one ball was a matter of fact. However, as of late, I have found out that it's actually a hotly debated topic: some say that one didn't descend, some say that he was injured in WWI, some say that it was just silly lies by members of the parties that the Nazis deposed, or even Allied propaganda-- it's unclear. I just wanted to find out which of you believe the lone nut theory, and which of you think it's "bollocks".
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    Bollocks. No historical proof. We have his medical records, and it's never mentioned in there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mistress M View Post
    Bollocks. No historical proof. We have his medical records, and it's never mentioned in there.
    On the contrary, M. There are a few sources which confirm that he had only one. During WWI, he received a grievous injury to the "thigh/groin" area. Although this is not specific enough to lead one to a conclusion, it does invite theory. Also in the military, he received a VD examination, and the army doctor noted that he was missing one. The Soviets claim to have recovered his corpse, and in the autopsy, noted that he was missing one. These records exist, and are widely cited.

    I'm sorry, but "no historical proof" is the only bollocks here. The question is not whether the proof exists, but whether that proof itself is authentic. That is where the debate hinges.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wheeljak View Post
    On the contrary, M. There are a few sources which confirm that he had only one. During WWI, he received a grievous injury to the "thigh/groin" area. Although this is not specific enough to lead one to a conclusion, it does invite theory. Also in the military, he received a VD examination, and the army doctor noted that he was missing one. The Soviets claim to have recovered his corpse, and in the autopsy, noted that he was missing one. These records exist, and are widely cited.

    I'm sorry, but "no historical proof" is the only bollocks here. The question is not whether the proof exists, but whether that proof itself is authentic. That is where the debate hinges.
    Yeah but the proof not being authentic is what makes the situation have "no historical proof."

    Hitler's corpse was incinerated, so the autopsy released by the Soviet Union in the 70's is not regarded as legit. An injury to the "groin area" can mean anything in a pretty large region of the anatomy and is completely non-specific. And the supposed VD examination cannot be corroborated as a historical document.

    Ergo, no historical proof that he had any deformities in that region.
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    I think the real question here is

    What makes a man wake up in the morning and think "Hey, I think I'll post about Hitler's balls today..."

    Nazi Balls? Mmm. Here, take two, they're small.
    Keep your headphones on.

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    Alright
    Tap the lightpole and we'll be jammin all night
    And ain't nobody callin' the cops
    'Cause everybody's here freakin', if they're older they're doin the rock
    And every block from all around
    Comes runnin' to the park when they hear the sound
    And soon the word's spreadin' through our part of town
    "Yo, 40 Park y'all, Jam-On's gettin down"
    Yeah...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cozmo D View Post
    What?
    Keep your headphones on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Detroit Butcher View Post
    I think the real question here is

    What makes a man wake up in the morning and think "Hey, I think I'll post about Hitler's balls today..."

    Nazi Balls? Mmm. Here, take two, they're small.

    Truth!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Detroit Butcher View Post
    What?
    http://www.jamonproductions.com/foru...hp?topic=834.0
    Alright
    Tap the lightpole and we'll be jammin all night
    And ain't nobody callin' the cops
    'Cause everybody's here freakin', if they're older they're doin the rock
    And every block from all around
    Comes runnin' to the park when they hear the sound
    And soon the word's spreadin' through our part of town
    "Yo, 40 Park y'all, Jam-On's gettin down"
    Yeah...

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    I've got that on vinyl. DJ Detroit Butcher's Avatar
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    Oh, right.
    Keep your headphones on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Detroit Butcher View Post
    Oh, right.
    Oh, I know who the culprit is...
    Alright
    Tap the lightpole and we'll be jammin all night
    And ain't nobody callin' the cops
    'Cause everybody's here freakin', if they're older they're doin the rock
    And every block from all around
    Comes runnin' to the park when they hear the sound
    And soon the word's spreadin' through our part of town
    "Yo, 40 Park y'all, Jam-On's gettin down"
    Yeah...

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    2pac might have had one..but that could have been a rumor too.

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    i heard makaveli has three.....
    the vibe says syxx so let it be syxx......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Louis85 View Post
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    [... to protect the ball-less innocent?]
    “Sometimes we just need someone to show us something we can’t see for ourselves.”

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    Hitler Had One Ball And It's In _____ Mouth As We Speak!!!!
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    I have heard that he was gay but not that he had only 1 nizut.
    But I being poor have only my dreams. I have laid my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.

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    Wheeljak, it's a bad bet. Face it! You can't beat me! There is no concrete evidence from a reliable source proving that Hitler was monotesticular.


    Coz, you've gotta' stop sharing so much. Wait, you don't give a f$%k. That's right. Woo hoo. I don't give a f%#k either.

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    Wait. Oh, funny. I see you've set up the poll to close on my birthday.
    I am so drunkcalling you from Key West this weekend!

    Does anyone have proof from a reliable source that Hitler had only 1 nut? As far as I can remember, people have been debating how Hitler actually died and whether or not the body that they claim to be his actually is his.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wendyful04 View Post
    Wheeljak, it's a bad bet. Face it! You can't beat me! There is no concrete evidence from a reliable source proving that Hitler was monotesticular.
    What's with the lettering? Are you Nurse Giggles now?
    BTW, the accepted medical term is "monorchic".
    That's not to be confused with "monarchic," unless you're talking about royalty with one ball.

    Coz, you've gotta' stop sharing so much.
    Yeah, that's right... put the blame on him.

    Wait, you don't give a f$%k. That's right. Woo hoo. I don't give a f%#k either.
    Yes, you do. You just won't give one to me.
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    How is that possible?
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