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    Human-Flavored Tofu? What the....!?

    Perfect for the vegan with a taste for human flesh, I guess...
    http://www.eathufu.com/faq.asp
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    wouldnt it taste pretty damn good to just about anyone?? pigs are so close in organ terms we can almost have transplants from them yet we eat them , so i imagine the taste and texture would be pretty damn similar.................

    mmmmm bacon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ETHERSPIN
    mmmmm bacon.
    Long pig.
    What I wanna know is-- how do they know it tastes like human flesh?
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    You know, that's the same question I had. They say they did "extensive research" but I'm very curious how they perfected it.

    Although, really, who would know the difference? I guess they could make it taste like anything and just say it's "human flesh" flavor and no one would really know.
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    i had a friend in medical school and in one of her classes they offered the students to opportunity to taste human flesh. crazy!

    there was also that girl on the american idol tryouts this year who put that down as one of her interesting facts (that in medical school she had accepted the offer to try human flesh).

    as for me its...ugh, sick just typing it.

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    After some research, I believe it's a HOAX..just like the BONZAI KITTENS.

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    I'd be disappointed if it was a hoax. I think it actually has some interesting value, especially to anthropologists trying to understand human cannibalism. It could also be a way to make ultra-healthy tofu "cool."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mistress M
    I'd be disappointed if it was a hoax. I think it actually has some interesting value, especially to anthropologists trying to understand human cannibalism. It could also be a way to make ultra-healthy tofu "cool."
    No way, man. Once a tiger has become a man-eater, it never loses its taste for human flesh. I think the same thing goes for vegans.
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    ha ha ha!
    If you go to their home page, they have t-shirts with "Delicious Baby Seal - The Veal of the Sea" on it. Also available on chef aprons! Of course, their "shopping basket" system is broken...
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    im sure theres stacks of info about how various human parts taste..
    i could probably find out for ya, Mali a mate of mine is only two generations since his people stopped cannibalising for retaliation against the next tribe killing people from his tribe in PNG, ask his grandparents what their parents thought of it.. disgusting stuff innit..

    as i say though im sure it tastes a lot like pork, stand to reason doesnt it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wheeljak
    Long pig.
    What I wanna know is-- how do they know it tastes like human flesh?
    SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!!!
    I can see you in one of these


    http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/generic/6e87/
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    Ether - I am DIGGING this t-shirt site!!! Schrodinger's cat is dead, bwahahahaha...
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    careful mistress, theres GEEKS in those there woods
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    Quote Originally Posted by ETHERSPIN
    I want a Soylent Green shirt!
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