I have the worst luck. Bad things happen to me all the time.
Yesterday, my brother backed into my new car and made a dent because he couldn't see it. Just today, somebody smashed the driver window of my old car that I was going to sell. We just dropped the insurance yesterday and switched it to my new car.
In the last two months, at least one new crappy thing has happened to me every week. I keep thinking that I'm not a jerk to anybody, and I'm always doing nice things for people, so I always expect bad things to stop happening to me soon. But nothing good ever happens, and I'm getting quite tired of it.
I'm afraid to even look at the grade i got on my math final monday.
So if anybody has some kind of magical lucky charm or something that they don't want anymore, send it my way. i'll pay for shipping. kthxbye