first of all what you have to understand is that prior to "set adrift" I NEVER HAD A GYRLFRIEND....i guess i just never had the confedence to just go for it....anyhoot... i need a new gyrlfriend...now usually my women overlap each other especially when i can feel a relationship deteriorating....i absolutely hate to be without love for any real long period of time...and for someone like me 2 years is long enough....so here's my dilemna.....How does a "trapper" become a "Hunter"....
For all those that have no idea what i'm saying...the theory goes as follows...
there are 2 types of men....there are hunters...and there are trappers...i am usually / normally a trapper...i set up my traps....i put them in various places...and whatever gets caught...i eat...quite literally.... and you gotta get to em with the quickness or they go bad or they'll get eaten by sumthin else....the problem with this is you're only as good as your traps=friends and situations that provoke instant emotional responses i.e. and this concerns you cheif...weddings-funerals-graduations-proms...and the biggest problem with trapping is the reason i want to convert...you absolutely can not be picky...if you trap a rabbit you're eating a rabbit....if you trap a chicken...you're eating chicken.....and if you trap a pig...guess what...and also....ALSO...you almost never ever ever ever trap a cow or a horse
now hunters get to hunt exactly what they want to eat...now granted they don't always get to eat it but they do get to see it first and map out how they want it to cook....they got all the fancy equipment....a few hot one liners or some blingage that can sniper someone at long distance...or run up on someone...hit em over the head with a club and drag they ass home....
so you see ....i need to get my ass in a sniper class because it's hunting season and this time i want a friggin dinosaur
hollah
b.