So I just woke up and this is what I remember...
My best friend had a boyfriend that worked at Starbucks. I tried to get myself an iced vanilla latte, and they refused saying that I was voted that weeks worst customer. When I asked why they said that I demand too much ketchup, and therefore they will not serve me for the rest of the week. I get into a fight with my boyfriend who just so happened to be a girl, and went to blow off some steam at a local adult store. A Schwanns man came in and tried to get me to buy chicken fingers and left me with a catalog and his phone number. I walk to the back of the store which has turned into a waterpark and find a bunch of elementry school kids that I used to teach and they beg me to take them swimming. I agree. We all have on our bathing suits go outside where there are surfboards and a very muddy flooded lawn. So we go mud surfing. The Schwanns man shows back up and tries to run us over with his big yellow truck. We all run back inside, and are walking down this long dark hallway, and I hear Prince's Rasberry Beret playing in the background. A man with one leg jumps out ans starts to chase us, and he looks like Mr. Bean.
Any thoughts??