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    king of useless info syxxpm's Avatar
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    walk up to every woman you see in the mall with a wine bottle...take the top off and get a dixie cup filled with water..walk up to said woman and ask...excuse me..could you soak my cork for a quick second?
    the vibe says syxx so let it be syxx......

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    Actually I got hit with a pretty bad one the other day, I was walkin' my dog and some crusty loser walks by and says "Are you gonna walk me after you walk him?" :tinker: :madrant: :toetap: Me>> "sure and shall I bring the pooper scooper too for when you crap next to a tree" :thebird:
    Don't let them change you inside, cause anyone who matters will try to understand who you are.

    When you always stay in self-incarceration...I think it's such a shame.

    I made a pilgrimage to save this human race, never comprehending the race was long gone by.

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    I ain't your sucka baby.. The_Kay_Dee's Avatar
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    No.
    Walk up to the chick.
    Look realyy concerned and ask her "Are you o.k.? Not hurt?"
    She says "Yes i'm o.k." looks at you like yer kinda :tinker:
    And says "no, not hurt, Why?"
    You say " It must have hurt when you fell from heaven!"
    :fawkdance: It worked ONE time. After that it was a laugh riot.
    (I laughed after the riot.)
    A man is where he loves, not where he lives....

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    Simplify it K and it'll work more often...
    You gotta put some good eyes into it tho....
    Simply ask...."Did it hurt?" (you may have to repeat)
    She asks..."did what hurt?"
    Then come back with, "when you fell from heaven."

    That'll knock you up to about a 50% success rate.
    I'm not signing this without my lawyer.

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    I ain't your sucka baby.. The_Kay_Dee's Avatar
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    Tried that...
    Got two walk aways and 3 with pepper spray.
    The longer version lets you know EARLY if they got the spray or not.
    A man is where he loves, not where he lives....

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    :roll: :roll: :roll:
    I'm not signing this without my lawyer.

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