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    ......Crispin Glover who was miffed he missed his chance to say "hey you get your damn hands off of her!" Glover then fell into a delusional trance and pictuared Queen Latifah was none other than Biff. Trouble was a brewing.....
    I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money.

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    and so was the dunkin donuts coffee at just 34 cents a pound said the penguin with the worlds most kissable lips :bowdown:
    the vibe says syxx so let it be syxx......

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    Even with the huge Herpes complex sore.... that came from suck'n on JonBonson's pinky toe...
    Only thing worse than failure is not trying

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    percy summoned merlin who forebode a very sticky situation for our young friends
    I've got amnesia.. I can't remember..

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    Merlin however had since had fallen on hard times. All of that Arthur hullabaloo really but a bit of a smasho on his head. Merlin's help wasn't going to be helpful at all it so appeared..

    With a quick wave of his wand ......
    I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money.

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    he granted the man one wish.. *bang* woahhhhh

    everyone took a step back in shock :shock: :shock: :shock:

    he now had the biggest dick in the world

    of course that came with its problems..
    I've got amnesia.. I can't remember..

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    As having an obese Sherlock Holmes always deducing things while wheezing and eating fried foods can cause a distraction. Shamefully as well Sherlock Holmes was much like John Holmes which made our hero even less heroic feeling.The Hero asked Holmes
    "How did you Schwang get some enourmous?"

    Elementary my Dear Skippy.....
    I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money.

    Orson Welles

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    lots and lots of beans. Well that and a nice big helping of...

    there we go, just right. keep walking...

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    Hummus and other assorted vegetarian dishes that came highly recommend by forum members on the PM Dawn site. The one major drawback from eating all those vegetarian meals was that it caused the people to...
    I love the summer months!

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    club baby seals for allowing themselves to actually accept those tree huggers views. Which of course, made a conservation officer show up. He didnt write a ticket, but he was going too

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    Hunt down the notorious Chief Grassy Knoll from the same PM Dawn site, who was not only mainly responsible for the vegitarian dish misinformation, but was also making a fortune selling his victims clubs with which to beat the baby seals. These things enraged the officer, as well as amplified his disgust at Grassy Knoll's refusal to use the word "too" properly. With gun drawn, he raced down a back ally, kicked over a trash bin, and found there cowering in a corner...
    Alright
    Tap the lightpole and we'll be jammin all night
    And ain't nobody callin' the cops
    'Cause everybody's here freakin', if they're older they're doin the rock
    And every block from all around
    Comes runnin' to the park when they hear the sound
    And soon the word's spreadin' through our part of town
    "Yo, 40 Park y'all, Jam-On's gettin down"
    Yeah...

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    emrah and rumi who were trying to be the next hall and oates and ended up becoming the next bundy and gein hnoes9:
    the vibe says syxx so let it be syxx......

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    Naturally no one could be the next Hall and Oates as that would be like being the next God and Jesus. Somethings just happen once . The Conservation officer eliminated the Filth who tried to Hall and Oates it up. He muttered to himself.....
    I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money.

    Orson Welles

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    who do they think they are tinker and stan? they are the only gods around these parts..atleast they think they are.. and then he had an idea..why dont i start the the TINKSTAN Religion.. which would involve worshipping..
    I've got amnesia.. I can't remember..

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    marshmellow peeps. You know, the kind you get at Easter. They're virtually indestructable and...

    there we go, just right. keep walking...

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    will tend to last longer than spam. Now the question presides here is, will the TinkStan religion withstand the rigors of being neglected as a young religion. Will the followers feel like they were dropped one too many times on their heads as babies? This was pondered as the Grand Wizard Coz relished in his new found tax exemption. Since the founding members seemed to never be around, Coz decided to....

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    Sieze the opportunity and declare himself the TinkStanian Messiah! However, just as he was heading downtown to purchase a lovely ensemble of messianic robes, trinkets, and assorted baubles and accessories...
    Alright
    Tap the lightpole and we'll be jammin all night
    And ain't nobody callin' the cops
    'Cause everybody's here freakin', if they're older they're doin the rock
    And every block from all around
    Comes runnin' to the park when they hear the sound
    And soon the word's spreadin' through our part of town
    "Yo, 40 Park y'all, Jam-On's gettin down"
    Yeah...

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    the all powerful Yvette stepped in and pimp slapped him back to reality. Who was he kidding? He was no Messiah. For a moment he considered giving the responsibility to Be, he was a prince after all, but knowing that Be didn't want that kind of responsibility on his shoulders (and that he would never be part of the TinkerStanian religion), he settled for...

    there we go, just right. keep walking...

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    Joining the Muslim faith to be reunited with his old pal KRS-One! After having a lovely sitdown candlelight dinner at the Four Seasons (and a very brief driveby of Sylvia's for dessert) with KRS and Ms. Melody to discuss his role in the religion, the threesome decided to add some excitement to the evening by going to...
    I love the summer months!

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    Crazy Abdulah's All Nite Chicken Shack & Nudie Bar! All was great as the trio munched on Crazy Abdulah's world famous Gaza Gizzards and stuffed greasy dollar bills into the g-strings of the veiled topless dancers, but sheer pandemonium broke out when Ms. Melody pulled off her halter top, leapt to the stage and...
    Alright
    Tap the lightpole and we'll be jammin all night
    And ain't nobody callin' the cops
    'Cause everybody's here freakin', if they're older they're doin the rock
    And every block from all around
    Comes runnin' to the park when they hear the sound
    And soon the word's spreadin' through our part of town
    "Yo, 40 Park y'all, Jam-On's gettin down"
    Yeah...

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