Golly Snogging was such an adventure thought the beloved to Chapman Aardvark. Nothing could stop the aardvark now. Adventure's a p;enty were sure to come. Mark David Chapman just wanted to take a picture of them together first.....
Golly Snogging was such an adventure thought the beloved to Chapman Aardvark. Nothing could stop the aardvark now. Adventure's a p;enty were sure to come. Mark David Chapman just wanted to take a picture of them together first.....
I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money.
Orson Welles
they asked a kind young man to take the picture for them..but michael jackson took the camera and did a runner
I've got amnesia.. I can't remember..
And with the remaining memory of the digicam took pics of his zebra like unit so he could prove once and for all that...those kids have no idea what they are talk'n bout... Meanwhile the aardvark is unpack'n his guitar case full of...
Only thing worse than failure is not trying
Aardvarkian folkoric medallions made of marblized Scrotums of "folks who pissed an Aarvark off". Aarvarks were of course known to brandish these "colorful" medallions out in the public. It was just far more dramtic for them to pull them out of a guitar case first.
"Damn these aardvarks and their drama " was heard somewhere in the shadows...Oh my god why it's......
I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money.
Orson Welles
Count DeMoney (De Mo-NEIGH, De Mo-NEIGH!) and his pissboy Bernaise (from the History of the World Part I movie). Apparently, he took Bernaise's raisins cause he ate his own. The pissboy took exception to this.
I love the summer months!
AS any good pissboy should. Although the term good and pissboy aren't often synonomous it was in the case of Bernaise. No finer a pissboy was seen taking a leak. Now the Count? Well you don't just up and snake a man's raisins. Our Pissboy had a plan...something the Count hadn't accounted for.....
I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money.
Orson Welles
he challenged the count to appear on iron chef.. pissboy the master of french cuisine took him on with a rare delicacy..fried testacles..but there was great drama because during the frying..
I've got amnesia.. I can't remember..
They realized that HorseDog testicals needed a special kind of seasoning, something along the lines of
there we go, just right. keep walking...
a rare secretion of the Amazon jungle's horny toad. This secretion, better known as Kermitimone, is only released from the Toad during mating season, which happens to be two months away. Instead they will have to find a substitute of...
I love the summer months!
paprika which goes well with buttered noodles at kayak parties
the vibe says syxx so let it be syxx......
And so the new chairman yells "Allez Cuizine!!!"
there we go, just right. keep walking...
Fresh from the her liposuction, browlift, tummy tuck, check and ass implant surgery... The immensely sore chairman reclines in her lay-z-boy and watches as the contestants begin the competition....
Only thing worse than failure is not trying
suddenly a psycho maniac with a chainsaw runs out from the audience and threatens to slice em in two.. are you scared he says? yess quivers the count..
well you should be..you're on scare tactics!
your friend pissboy set you up!
i cant believe it says the count i thought...
I've got amnesia.. I can't remember..
That Pissboy was all about my anus and all about cooking! Who knew he had that in him? (remarked the Count)
Indeed a wacky set of events did take place and also much scaring. The Scare-tatic Go-Go dancers waited in anticipation for the final credits to roll......
I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money.
Orson Welles
oddly enough ..during the credits...set adrift was playing coupled into a medley with jam on it..unfortunately it was remix with sean combs saying ye-ye yeah yeah yeah and bad boy bad boy uhh uhh...every six seconds... :rofl:
the vibe says syxx so let it be syxx......
And as it turned out, it was discovered that neither of these two samples were cleared by Prince Be or by Cozmo D. Once the two were contacted about this theft of creativity, they reacted by...
I love the summer months!
Grabbing a cab to 5th ave to commence to put a major league whoopin on Puffy's ass. They pistolwhipped the doorman, commandeered the service elevator, burst into the penthouse and found Puffy in a compromising position with...
Alright
Tap the lightpole and we'll be jammin all night
And ain't nobody callin' the cops
'Cause everybody's here freakin', if they're older they're doin the rock
And every block from all around
Comes runnin' to the park when they hear the sound
And soon the word's spreadin' through our part of town
"Yo, 40 Park y'all, Jam-On's gettin down"
Yeah...
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Queen Latifah...who was later arrested at a local Food Emporium for disturbing the peace...apparently she was Yelling at the top of her lungs DEEZ NUTS!!!!! DEEZ NUTS!!!!!
at the pistachios...because the pistachios could not believe how freakin beautiful she's lookin these days....so after she was bailed out by......
shakim...(i couldn't help it) :happysad:
blah... blah... blah...the universe.... what color underwear do you have on.....red i hope
because that makes me warm....warm like brand nu video porn
PornyBe
of
the astral planers
who yelled at the cop...KEEP YOUR GOD DAMN HANDS OFF MY FUNKY WINKERBEANS! before busting a cap in his ass
the vibe says syxx so let it be syxx......
latifahs had it up 2 here she yelled at the diminiative policeman..who was none other than gary coleman.. "lets take this outside" he said.. soon a large gathering closed in around them that included george jefferson, little richard, traci lords and strangely enough...
I've got amnesia.. I can't remember..