and then perseus from "shaa-boy-gan" wisconsin showed up with a tazer and killed dracula with a well pitched tuning fork
and then perseus from "shaa-boy-gan" wisconsin showed up with a tazer and killed dracula with a well pitched tuning fork
the vibe says syxx so let it be syxx......
But Persuses ear wasn't what it used to be and neither were his eyes and his "masterfully tuned" Fork killed Solei Moon Fyre instead . This caused the world to mourn but morning came quickly and with it....
I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money.
Orson Welles
and with morning came mourning and soon pm dawning as prince be used his special crystals to reincaranate the she/he man as a rather gruffy dog named stan
I've got amnesia.. I can't remember..
then stan bodly proclaimed...roxanne roxanne....i wanna be your man...and the chinese hamsters in his mind started yodeling....
the vibe says syxx so let it be syxx......
But this past adventure was just a dream their was no he/she man....no hamsters yodeling...or bouts with dracula.......he looked down to check himself and found that he was still the same man he had always been.......never played CRISCO twister unless it was with a straight non-hemaphrodite...non bisexual...female human. one day this young man thought to himslef "why would anyone write about me online?" People are cruel he concluded as he looked around to see that his dog frank was still there....alive and kicking.
I have found peace so let it continue......
and he realized the philosophical still needs to pe poetically waxed
the vibe says syxx so let it be syxx......
So out came Yertle the Turtle and stated in a bold type manner "Waxing ain't my scene" Indeed waxing wasn't his scene. Yertle was last seen however with a swedish whore who was a wax musuem enthusiast....this of course led us to....
I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money.
Orson Welles
Madame Tussauds came from behind the curtains to tell Yertle..."You dont want that tramp. She once was a crack whore that liked giving Hot Karls."
And colden golden showers...
Only thing worse than failure is not trying
and kool aid caramel karate massages
the vibe says syxx so let it be syxx......
and then je jumped madame tussauds and gave her some of his man wax
I've got amnesia.. I can't remember..
Ole Yertle was giving the Madam a good "what for" and was pleased by his waxing antics. "WHO needs Swedish whores?" grunted the turtle who was on top. Somewhere back in his head tho Yertle knew he did need a bit of Swedish whore. The Spring had came and it twas the season after all....
I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money.
Orson Welles
but when yertle finally realised his swedish whore wishes he thought to himself whats a good swedish whore good for these days? certainly not being swedish or whoring..so he hired said whore to protect his young on the beach..unfortunately a passer by began bangin the whore and during this time the eggs were washed away
I've got amnesia.. I can't remember..
and then syxx wakes up from his dream with crisco in the corner of the room and a sock named ollie
I have found peace so let it continue......
... GLUED TO HIS INNER THIGH!
Only thing worse than failure is not trying
attached to a rubber chicken!
I've got amnesia.. I can't remember..
with clothespins on his nipples......HEY WAIT A MINUTE! :madrant: :thebird: :fawkdance: :bash: :stupid:
the vibe says syxx so let it be syxx......
(mean while back in the story)
....the audience is getting confused as to what soliel moon frye has to do with jerry lewis and hugh jackman and starsky and hutch.....and....along came polly.....and yertle the turtle and yodeling hamsters....Jack Hannah and Disney World.....red headed ladies like Shirley Maclain.......in the same story.
Need more mices and singers....preferebly easy to recognize ones....from TV.
*caution* eating may cause memory loss. I already forgot that a girl from my high school is now married(definitely would have remember that.) and soulja slim is dead back last fall.
I have found peace so let it continue......
but i like ham said the left water ski!
the vibe says syxx so let it be syxx......
and then they started a water sports competition
I've got amnesia.. I can't remember..