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    Ok only read this if you aint easily offended.

    I saw this the other day








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    MOST FUCKED UP THING IVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE

    I went to the bank today to pay my wages in and on the way there was this kinda homeless/wino chick sat in an alley with a can of beer in her hand and she was totally wrecked.

    she was like "oi sexy gimmie 20"

    And I sorta ignored her and she kept on shouting even when I was like 50 meters down the steet and I just thought eh what a nut case.

    So I carried on thinking nothing of it. Went to the bank and payed the cheque in.

    I came out and walked back up the street and there was a little crowd of people near the end of the alley way and I was like wtf? she must have collapsed or headbutted a wall or summin else a drunken psycho would do and as I got closer I could hear like someone crying in pain and I was like yup she's probably fallen over and knocked her teeth our or summin.

    Nothing and I mean NOTHING could prepare me for what I saw next. It is probably the most shocking/gross/strange/fucked up thing I have ever seen.

    This girl was sat with her back against the wall, her legs bent at the knees and her pants and undies were around her ankles and she was FINGER FUCKING herself in a very loud and public manner.

    I guess that's why people had stopped and stared, they were all as astonished as me.

    She seemed to be just staring off into space and kept making these howling noises and moaning.

    I just couldnt believe what I was seeing so I sorta went back to the shop and told the guys there and they like knocked me off my feet as the lunged for the door to go look but as we got outside again a cop car pulled up and then there followed this amusing brawl with lot's of swearing and cops getting spat at by this wild animal like chick as she was dragged kicking and screaming out into the street and tossed into the car.

    Then the car drove off and everyone was like eh

    And carried on about they're buiseness.

    I still can't believe it even though I saw it with my own eyes.

    It was just totally fucked up in every way.

    So yeah

    If only I had my camera.
    IF YOU CANT BEAT THEM, AVOID THEM FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

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    omg you posted it :bowlaugh:

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    Dammm...now for the rest of your life, everytime you prepare to indulge that nasty crap is gonna flash through your mind...

    But then, knowin your crazy limey ass, you'd probably actually enjoy it!
    Alright
    Tap the lightpole and we'll be jammin all night
    And ain't nobody callin' the cops
    'Cause everybody's here freakin', if they're older they're doin the rock
    And every block from all around
    Comes runnin' to the park when they hear the sound
    And soon the word's spreadin' through our part of town
    "Yo, 40 Park y'all, Jam-On's gettin down"
    Yeah...

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    Thats it

    I'm tired of being victimised for my nationality


    IM LEAVING
























































    :lolbonk: :lolbonk: :lolbonk: :lolbonk: :lolbonk: :lolbonk:
    IF YOU CANT BEAT THEM, AVOID THEM FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

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    Originally posted by fd@Mar 22 2004, 03:25 PM
    Thats it

    I'm tired of being victimised for my nationality


    IM LEAVING
    I thought you already learned your lesson?? if you try to break out of your cage, they're just going to shoot you again :happysadnono:

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    Dave.
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    I just saw it


    I wasn't the reason for it being so gross
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    Nah, I mean about the nationality thing. I didn't think that you were gonna make fun of me.
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    I was making fun of you and sweet and louis and everyone else in the situation.


    I'm trying to make light of the situation


    And deflate it before it bursts
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    I know. I'm sorry. I guess I'm just feeling sensitive right now and need a little love and support or something. :cry: :happysad: :whogives: I just wish none of this stupid shit had ever happened, but they say everything happens for a reason.

    Elizabeth
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