As a limerick, since I'm feeling rhymy like right now:
I'm a patient person and I don't post much (as you can see by my post count), but I do read almost everything. I wanted to add my vote for smacking, but the post was locked (and rightly so, smacking is at 100%) and therefore we can't vote. Even Rumi at her worst never got on my nerves that much.There once was this denizen named Tinker
At most of his posts, we did snicker
Until that fateful day
He kicked Coz in the bootay
At which Coz and Hax gave him the finger