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    you think he'd sell more records?
    I've got amnesia.. I can't remember..

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    Ummm...yes? :umm:
    Alright
    Tap the lightpole and we'll be jammin all night
    And ain't nobody callin' the cops
    'Cause everybody's here freakin', if they're older they're doin the rock
    And every block from all around
    Comes runnin' to the park when they hear the sound
    And soon the word's spreadin' through our part of town
    "Yo, 40 Park y'all, Jam-On's gettin down"
    Yeah...

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    okay.. do you think people would take him seriously?
    I've got amnesia.. I can't remember..

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    If he was a sexy woman, why not? ONly thing would change is his gender, the sexy voice is already intact? :wink:

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    i'd go fukk myself



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    ahhhh but would it sell more records if Be and JC were a two headed beautiful woman ?
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    Turns out my boy Tim thought I took this too seriously.

    Listen up people...NO MORE PC SHIZNIT UP IN THIS BEEYOTCH!!!

    If Be was a sexy woman all he'd have to do was wear some scandalous skimpy shit all the time and screw a few famous dudes and make out with a famous chick or 2...INSTANT PLATINUM!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:





    And though that shit is mad funny, it's also very true...which makes it rather sad as well.
    Alright
    Tap the lightpole and we'll be jammin all night
    And ain't nobody callin' the cops
    'Cause everybody's here freakin', if they're older they're doin the rock
    And every block from all around
    Comes runnin' to the park when they hear the sound
    And soon the word's spreadin' through our part of town
    "Yo, 40 Park y'all, Jam-On's gettin down"
    Yeah...

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    so what coz is saying is that if he was jlo ...jam on it would be the new national anthem :rofl:
    the vibe says syxx so let it be syxx......

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    Hell, if I was J-Lo, or any other chick for that matter, I'd be screwin entire football teams! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
    Alright
    Tap the lightpole and we'll be jammin all night
    And ain't nobody callin' the cops
    'Cause everybody's here freakin', if they're older they're doin the rock
    And every block from all around
    Comes runnin' to the park when they hear the sound
    And soon the word's spreadin' through our part of town
    "Yo, 40 Park y'all, Jam-On's gettin down"
    Yeah...

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    you could lose an entire football team in your ass if you were jlo :rofl:
    the vibe says syxx so let it be syxx......

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    PM DAWNONLINE, now accepting donations for The Newcleus sex change fund.............................

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    Hey, at least we would finally get some bootay flix up in here!!! :rofl:
    Alright
    Tap the lightpole and we'll be jammin all night
    And ain't nobody callin' the cops
    'Cause everybody's here freakin', if they're older they're doin the rock
    And every block from all around
    Comes runnin' to the park when they hear the sound
    And soon the word's spreadin' through our part of town
    "Yo, 40 Park y'all, Jam-On's gettin down"
    Yeah...

    Jam-On Productions:Website Forum

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    PM DAWNONLINE, now accepting donations for The Newcleus sex change fund.............................

    :yum:
    and maybe with that, there'll be some fundz left over to help coz finally paint those steps!! :rofl:
    Because the sky is blue, it makes me cry...

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    shit if coz was a sexy woman.. he would have appeared on jenny jones..talkin abt how guys had givin him jewelery, flights overseas, cars..and had steps painted..
    I've got amnesia.. I can't remember..

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