Today we salute you Mr. Internet Message Board Poster.
(*singing* Mr. Internet Message Board Poster)
Every day, people mindlessly fritter away their day on activites devoid of meaning or significance.
But not you.
(*singing* No, not you....)
Fearlessly, you sit perched at your keyboard driving the engines of communication. The only thing capable of shaking your confidence is a server crash.
(*singing* Keep that thing running, computer guy!)
With a thoughtful post here and a witty comeback there, you ensure that no flame will go unchallenged. No breaking news story will go unre-reported. No pair of partially unclad breasts will go unenjoyed by your internet friends.
(*singing* Check out those magnificent hoots.)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light oh Confucius of the dot com, you've earned it. The digital world is your oyster.
(*singing* Your friends just don't understand.)
Bud light beer. Anhauser Bush. Fort Collins, Colorado.