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    as you know I have been questioning gods control of chance and all of a sudden I get this email. what the fuck;

    DR ABU AHMEED

    Email: abuahmeed@weedmail.com
    LAGOS NIGERIA

    Sir,

    URGENT AND RELIABLE BUSINESS PARTNER.

    Due to the nature of this transaction, being utterly
    confidential and utmost secrecy,
    I must start by soliciting your strict confidence. You
    have been recommended by an
    associate who assured me in confidence of your ability
    and reliability to prosecute
    a transaction of great magnitude involving a pending
    business transaction requiring
    maximum confidence. We are top officials of the newly
    constituted Federal Government
    Contract Review Panel who are interested in importation
    of goods into our country
    with funds which are presently trapped in Nigeria. In
    order to commence this business
    we solicit your assistance to enable us transfer into
    your account the said-trapped
    funds. During the Regime of our immediate past Head of
    State, Gen, Abdusallam Abubakar,
    the government officials set up companies and awarded
    themselves contracts and licences
    which were not in conformity with the normal procedures
    and existing regulations
    for the award of such contracts and these contracts
    were grossly over-invoiced in
    various Ministries. The present civilian government of
    Olusegun Obasanjo set up a
    Contract Review Panel to scrutinize these improperly
    awarded contracts and to implement
    the aspect of Foreign Debt Servicing relating to the
    debts owed to foreign contractors
    as contained in Part H (II), Schedule (xxvii) of the
    2001 Federal Budget, we have
    identified a lot of inflated contract funds which are
    presently floating in the Central
    Bank of Nigeria. However, by virtue of our position as
    civil servants and members
    of this Panel, we cannot acquire this money in our
    names. I have therefore, been
    delegated as a matter of trust by my colleagues of the
    Panel to look for an Overseas
    partner into whose account we would transfer the sum of
    US$28,200,000.00 (Twenty
    Eight Million, Two Hundred Thousand US Dollars) We are
    willing and have agreed to
    compensate you with 20% of the funds for your
    assistance and cooperation in the actualization
    of this pending project and for providing us with a
    viable foreign account into which
    the said funds would be transferred, we have also
    agreed that 10% of the fund would
    be set aside to settle accruing taxation and all local
    and foreign expenses particularly
    telephone costs. It is from the remaining 70% of the
    funds which is our share as
    originators of the project that we wish to commence the
    importation business, please
    note that this transaction is 100% safe and we hope to
    commence the transfer latest
    in ten(10) banking days from the date of receipt of the
    following information by
    E-MAIL i.e, your banker’s name and address, account
    number, telephone and fax number.
    The above information will enable us write letters of
    claim and job description respectively.
    This way we will use your company’s name or your name
    to apply for payments . We
    are looking forward to doing business with you and
    solicit your confidentiality in
    this transaction. Please acknowledge the receipt of
    this letter using my email address:abuahmeed@weedmail.com

    I will bring you into the
    complete picture of this pending
    project when I have heard from you.

    Yours faithfully,

    DR. ABU AHMEED

    Note: Please kindly quote this reference number (AA/01)
    in your response and e-mail
    to the e-mail address indicated above:abuahmeed@weedmail.com


    Now what am I soposed to think about this. My first thought is is'nt this Illegal the second thought is Next time I ask god for help I better be more specific. lol

    much love
    Michael

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    Next time I ask god for help I better be more specific

    ROTFLMAO :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :laugh: :laugh:

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    It's most likely a hoax. If for some strange reason it isn't, I'd be wary of it. First, remember that the U.S. government is freezing terrorist assets all around the globe. If these guys are getting "frozen" then it's something to avoid. Second, anyone who asks you for your bank account number in their first correspondence with you is someone to DEFINITELY avoid!

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    Michael,

    That's a known con that is being run out of Nigeria and Liberia. Watch your wallet!

    EZ
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    Tap the lightpole and we'll be jammin all night
    And ain't nobody callin' the cops
    'Cause everybody's here freakin', if they're older they're doin the rock
    And every block from all around
    Comes runnin' to the park when they hear the sound
    And soon the word's spreadin' through our part of town
    "Yo, 40 Park y'all, Jam-On's gettin down"
    Yeah...

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    I know guys but it is pretty weird huh? Plus there is nouthing in my bank account. Plus if it was real they would probally go through a professional money laundriers you know the mob or some finance people I have friends in the mortgage business and that is one shady industry.

    thanks for looking out but I just wanted to share the weird email.

    much love
    Michael

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    is god being ironic?? I received this email today....

    FREE ***** ENLARGEMENT KIT from www.naturalextensions.com
    - Do you crave a monster **** to **** the ***s with ?
    .....

    strange....




    BWAAAAAHAAAAHAAAHAA....


    4give.. me ... im in a weird mood as im about 2 leave the country...

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    after emailing Him back and telling them that it sounded like money laundriering. this is what I got back.

    Dear Russell
    Thank you very much for your response to my letter.
    An associates who work with the bilateral chamber of commerce and industries
    gave me your contact.i told him i needed a foreign partner to do business with
    but never told him the nature of business because of the confidential nature .
    the funds are going to be transfered to your account in the form of a contract
    payment and shall be declared as investment funds. it has nothing to do with
    money laundering.all modalities have been worked out to effect the transfer.
    below is the details of the transaction:
    Having the firm belief that we can count on your total support and
    confidentiality, we would proceed without any
    reservation to bring you into the complete picture of
    the pending project.
    Before doing this, we would like
    to reiterate the importance of confidentiality, as we
    are career civil servants still in active service and
    would not like our names to be brought to the odium
    or
    our long tenure in office jeopardized. More so the
    gains of the pending project can only be enjoyed by
    us
    all (including you) after the transfer and we have
    disbursed the funds with absolute peace of mind
    knowing that the project and the transfer itself is
    known to we the partners (+you) alone. You can
    therefore understand why we are hammering on the
    importance of confidentiality, as a non-religious
    observance of this basic essential, is the only thing
    capable of importing any risk to this project which
    under our modalities is 100% risk free once we get
    total cooperation from you. On our part, we
    understand
    the importance of this and cannot perform less in
    this
    regard. We therefore crave your indulgence in this
    and
    expect same from us, being 100% confidentiality about
    the affairs of this project, please do not let us
    down. Your ability to follow my instructions
    strictly,
    promptly and accordingly as the originator will make
    us accomplish this transfer within 10-14 working days
    totally risk free and hitch free. This is our
    guarantee to you as we recognize the magnitude of
    trust involved in availing us your facilities for
    this
    project. We also acknowledge the corresponding
    responsibility, which is imposed on us the
    originators
    of this project to ensure that neither your name nor
    the name of your company is brought to disrepute by
    reason of rendering assistance. Be rest assured that
    we know what we are doing and would not have engaged
    in it, if we were not absolutely confident about
    success in all it’s ramifications.
    With due recourse to the sensitive positions we
    occupy
    in the government strata of our country, you can be
    rest assured over the manner in which we intend to
    carry out this transaction. Moreover we intend to
    carry out this transaction within the rules of both
    international and local laws as such the issue of
    legality can safely be put aside.
    Our perfected modalities for the transfer of this
    funds is for the transfer to be made in the capacity
    of a contract payment to your company. To this
    effect
    I shall fax to you, on receipt of your telephone and
    fax number a claims form issued by the Federal
    Ministry of Power & Steel(FMPS) which you shall fill
    as the beneficiary and fax back to us
    promptly.Immediately we receive the duly filled out
    Claims Form from you, I shall incorporate and
    register
    you company’s name. Thereafter, we at the Contract
    Review Panel shall officially validate the payment
    and pass your file to all other approving Ministries
    for due approval. Therefore, the official position
    would be that your company executed the contract
    046/FMPS/WR-PH/99 for the FMPS for which it was
    entitled to payment of US$28,200,000.00 which is the
    contract price The entire process of the fund release
    and transfer would be totally officialized as
    obtained
    in ordinary cases of contract payment transfer by the
    Central Bank of Nigeria(CBN).
    For obvious reasons, we cannot afford to bring our
    70% share back to our country in cash form. We intend
    to use part of it for the purchase of agricultural
    machinery and petroleum prospecting equipment to be
    exported to our country. We welcome any advice you
    can
    render on other viable areas of investments in your
    country, which will be beneficial to us (the
    originators). In addition to your 20%of the funds,
    which solely belong to you, any expenses incurred by
    you will be reimbursed to you after the transfer.
    This
    will be done from the 10% which we agreed will be
    used
    for settling all expenses incurred in the course of
    bringing this project to a100% risk free>
    success(Taxes
    and Phone bills inclusive).After all expenses have
    been settled from this 10%,what is left belongs to
    us.
    We count very much on your cooperation and support.
    Please remember that confidentiality must be our
    watchword as the advantage accruable to us from
    strict
    compliance with it can never be over-emphasized.
    Advice in your return mail if your receiving line is
    confidential enough for the purpose of this
    transaction. If not please make arrangement for an
    alternative one. In the interest of bolstering
    confidentiality, we advise that you should for now
    stall
    whatever discussion you may wish to have with your
    bankers in respect of your expectation of the funds.
    I await your urgent response to enable us commence
    the
    project as time is of equal essence as
    confidentiality. Please call me on receipt of this
    message .
    My telephone number is 234 –8023210648
    Best Regards.
    Dr. Abu Ahmeed


    Hum Maybe I can talk my broke friend in to it just in case. LOL :poke:

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    It's not money laundering, it's a scam...a con...a flim-flam.

    The only money they'll be laundering is yours...heheheheh.

    EZ
    Coz
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    Tap the lightpole and we'll be jammin all night
    And ain't nobody callin' the cops
    'Cause everybody's here freakin', if they're older they're doin the rock
    And every block from all around
    Comes runnin' to the park when they hear the sound
    And soon the word's spreadin' through our part of town
    "Yo, 40 Park y'all, Jam-On's gettin down"
    Yeah...

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    a good ol flim flam
    I've got amnesia.. I can't remember..

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    how would it be a scam if I had no money in the account. But a very scary thing anyway.

    question marks talk to me even more.

    Michael

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    They don't know if you have any money or not. That's the whole idea, it's they're way of finding out, and getting your money if you do. Believe me Michael, this scam is well known. In fact, somebody else tried the same crap on me Wednesday.

    Here it is:

    Dear friend,

    I propose to you based on the facts that I believe
    that it is one day one gets to know each other either
    by correspondence or by person although we have not
    met before.

    To be precise, I am DAVID MONPOLA, a manager of
    bills/exchange at the Foreign Remittance Department of
    Amalgamated Bank of South Africa Limited (ABSA). In
    my department, we discovered an abandoned sum of US$
    21.5 m (Twenty one Million five Hundred Thousand
    United States Dollars only) in an account that
    belonged to one of our foreign customers who died
    along with his entire family on November, 1994 in a
    ghastly plane crash. Since we got information about
    his death, we have been expecting his next of kin to
    come over and claim his money because we cannot
    release it unless somebody applied for it as next of
    kin or relation to the deceased as indicated in our
    banking guidelines.

    Unfortunately, to no avail, nobody has come forward to
    claim the sum. Therefore upon this discovery I and
    other officials in the department decided to
    establish a cordial business relationship with you,
    hence my contacting you. We want to purportedly
    present your good self as the next of kin or relation
    of the deceased, so that we can release the fund into
    your account for safety and subsequent disbursement
    since nobody is coming for it and again we do not
    want this money to go into the Government Account as
    unclaimed bill. The Banking Law and Guidelines here
    stipulates that any account abandoned or dormant for
    a period of some years is subject to closure and all
    money contained therein will be forfeited to the
    Government Treasury Account. Now it is being
    stipulated that the above sum will be transferred
    into Government Account as unclaimed Fund on or
    before June 2002.The reason behind our requesting you
    to purportedly your good self as next of kin is
    occasioned by the fact that the deceased was a
    foreigner. Mode of sharing after the successful
    completion of the transfer, my colleagues and I will
    visit your country for disbursement. For the role you
    will be expected to play a whole exercise, we have
    agreed to give you Twenty Percent (20%) of the total
    sum and 80% will be kept for my colleagues and I in
    your account for investment purposes in your country
    as may be agreed by the transacting parties.

    In support of the aforementioned therefore you are
    urged to reply this letter indicating your readiness
    and interest to participate in the business. After
    receiving your reply, you will be communicated to with
    the exact steps to take. I quite believe that you
    will protect our interest by keeping this business
    top secret and confidential. Your interest will be
    equally protected as we must maintain maximum
    confidentiality. Trusting to hear from you quickly
    through my e-mail or you can call me on my
    confidential number 871 762 534410. I count on your
    earliest response.

    Thanks indeed for your anticipated co-operation and
    best regards to you and your family.
    MR.DAVID MONPOLA


    Look Familiar?

    EZ
    Coz
    Alright
    Tap the lightpole and we'll be jammin all night
    And ain't nobody callin' the cops
    'Cause everybody's here freakin', if they're older they're doin the rock
    And every block from all around
    Comes runnin' to the park when they hear the sound
    And soon the word's spreadin' through our part of town
    "Yo, 40 Park y'all, Jam-On's gettin down"
    Yeah...

    Jam-On Productions:Website Forum

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    God hasn't sent me one of these spams in about 3 weeks...I'm getting worried

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    The old "Send some poor sap a letter and make them think that it's God's will so they will be stupid enough to send money for a worthy cause" trick.

    And remember. You must read the above in your best Maxwell Smart impression otherwise it won't make sense.

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    Well if He is then just lay there and take it up the ass like a man. Besided no one can give as good a fuck as God.

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    Yeah I got one of those at my band's email address a while back. Knowing from jump it was a scam, I decided to see how far I could fuck with them.
    Keep your headphones on.

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    mickon gezi wrote:

    FROM MICKON GEZI
    SUITE 205 RANDBURG
    JOHANESBURG SOUTH AFRICA
    E-mickongezi2001zu@yahoo.co.uk

    Dear Joyeux,

    My name is Mr MICKON GEZI, the elder son of Mr.DENNIS
    GEZI of Zimbabwe. It might be a surprise toyou where I
    got your contact address,
    I got it from South African Chamber of Commerce.
    During thecurrent crises against the farmers of
    Zimbabwe by thesupporters of our President Robert
    Mugabe to claim allthe white owned farms in our
    country, he ordered allthe white farmers to surrender
    their farms to hisparty members and their followers.

    My father was one of the best farmers in the
    countryand knowing that he did not support the
    president’spolitical ideology, the president’s
    supporters invadedmy father’s farm burnt down
    everything, shot him andas a result of the wounds
    sustained, he became sickand died after two days. And
    after his death, I withmy younger Brother decided to
    move out of Zimbabwe forthe safety of our lives to
    South-Africa.BUT, before he died HE WROTE HIS WILL,
    which reads"(MY BELOVEED SON ,I WISH TO DRAW YOUR
    ATTENTION TOTHE SUM OF ($25,000,000=00). MILLION U.S
    DOLLARS WHICHI DEPOSITED IN A BOX WITH A SECURITY
    COMPANY INJOHANNESBURG (SOUTH-AFRICA). IN CASE OF MY
    ABSENCE ONEARTH CAUSED BY DEATH ONLY". You should
    solicit forreliable foreign partner to assist you to
    transferthis money out of South Africa for investment
    purpose.I deposited the money in your name and it can
    beclaimed by you alone with the deposit code.
    yourmother has all the documents. Take good care of
    yourmother and brother."From the above, you will
    understand that the lives andfuture of my family
    depends on this money as much, Iwill be very grateful
    if you can assist us. I with myyounger brother are
    now living in South-Africa asPOLITICAL ASYLUM SEEKERS
    and the financial law ofSOUTH-AFRICA does not allow
    ASYLUM SEEKERS certainfinancial rights to such huge
    amount of money .In viewof this, I cannot invest this
    money in South-Africa,hence I am asking you to assist
    me transfer this moneyout of South-Africa for
    investment purposes. For yourefforts, I am prepared to
    offer you 25% of the totalfund, while 5% will be set
    aside for local andinternational expenses and 70% will
    be kept for me andmy family .Finally modalities on how
    the transfer will be donewill be conveyed to you once
    we establish trust andconfidence between ourselves.
    Looking forward to yoururgent reply .For detailed
    information. NOTE: THE KEY WORD TO THIS TRANSACTION
    IS ABSOLUTECONFIDENTIALITY AND SECRECY. THIS
    TRANSACTION IS 100%RISK FREE. YOUR URGENT RESPONSE
    WILL BE HIGHLYAPPRECIATED.
    MY TELEPHONE
    27-83-420-1658.
    BEST REGARDS,
    MICKON GEZI (FOR THE FAMILY
    Keep your headphones on.

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    Dear mickon,

    Of course I'll help! Just tell me what you need. I've been in a similar situation myself and am more than happy to help out in any way that I can. You say you got my email address from the South African Chamber of Commerce? That's interesting, my uncle works there. I'm not sure what he does, but he's pretty high up in the organization. For that matter, I'm pretty high myself right now off some South African Cannibus Sativa. But no worries. Between the two of us, with my uncle's help I'm sure we can find a way to get your money fast. E-mail me back ASAP for further instructions. Honestly, I didn't know what to expect when my uncle told me he was referring someone to me for a matter of secrecy and importance! Not to mention confidentiality! Those are my specialties. I'm known in this area as "the problem solver", which name was given to me by another uncle of mine, who runs a casino in Las Vegas. But we shall not speak about that. The important thing here is, my money, I mean your money. We can run an efficient operation to safely transport your funds into a safe account, and I'll need my 10% fee immediately after that. You see, my mother is very, very ill and she need this crazy operation which your generous offer will pay for. It is the opportunity we have all been waiting for! Write back soon, as she does not have much longer to hold on! You should have seen her face light up when I told her help was on the way. She was a little concerned when I told her I could not divulge where the money was coming from, but we are all relieved nonetheless. Praise Jah! For he has answered my prayers at last! If there's any left over, I'll be donating it to the DBS foundation. You have heard of the DBS, no? It's an organization ran by the honorable Nicholas Santoro and Samuel Rothstein. They do wonderful work in the desert. I'll admit tho, it's kind of odd that my uncle would give you this particular address to contact me at, as joyeuxhastieexperience@yahoo.com is my business address. I manage a blues band here, and this is their fan club address. So, in addition to helping you with your problem, I've also signed you up for the Joyeux Hastie Experience mailing list, where you'll recieve weekly updates on motown's best blues band. Have you visited our website? http://www.soundclick.com/joyeuxhastieexperience ... The band just released their 5th album, entitled "Stashbox", and you can download the entire release for free! This offer expires 25 October 2002. The following day, on 26 October 2002, we will begin uploading tracks from their forthcoming double LP entitled "you know damn well that you didn't get my address from the south african chamber of commerce", featuring the singles "get off my dick with that bullshit" and "i bet you thought you found a sucker". Limited edition includes bonus tracks "how many people have you tried to scam" and "did you know this sort of thing is illegal" ... Yes, the new album from Joyeux Hastie Experience is less than two months away! Guest stars on the album include Trey Johnson from The Kind, and MC A-ROC from the hip hop group The Shogunauts. A-ROC was a founding member of Eminem's first group Bassmint, and is the only member who does not get props in the thousands of magazine, online and newspaper articles examining Eminem's early days. Shame too, because besides Quaye Nuff, A-ROC is the most talented member of Eminem's old posse, and Quaye is on lock down anyway. ROC has been performing with D-12 at shows in the area in Eminem's absence while he goes off to make a movie, which prominately features local magazine Jam Rag. Speaking of Jam Rag, it's a good thing that John Lennon's no longer with us, as the name Jam Rag is taken from one of his old songs. Speaking of Jam, don't you hate the way it clumps up on the bread? Bread, incidentally, is not only the world's leading ingredient in sandwich filling holders, but is also a great lite-rock band from the seventies. Boy George, who used to be lead singer for Culture Club, covered one of their songs called "everything I own" which is probably what you hope to take me for in this scam of yours. I dare say Boy George's version of the song surpasses the original, but it is best noted that Boy George's finest vocal performance lies not on one of his own recordings, but with a duet that appeared on PM DAWN's second LP "the bliss album" called "more than likely". Damn that man can sing.

    Write back right away so we can get things taken care of delicately,

    Joyeux
    Keep your headphones on.

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    Dear Joyeux,
    The transaction is going to be quite easy as my lawyer
    has already made the necessary contact in the Reserve
    Bank here in South Africa to transfer the money
    without problems. The fund has been released to the
    Reserve Bank, we can’t touch the money because it is
    insured.
    Please once the money gets to your account, I will fly
    directly to your country to finalise everything and
    you
    must send money to my lawyer for his fees.


    Thank you,
    Mr mickon gezi[for the family].
    Keep your headphones on.

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    NOTE: This one is mostly me cursing him out; feel free to skip it but the funny part is their response below....

    Dear Mickon,

    Are you a fucking idiot? I'm not sending you my account number or anything else? I don't know how many people have fallen for this scam, but I won't be one of them. Didn't I tell you that my uncle works for your govennment? He has informed me that you have ripped people off for millions of dollars already, but through the magic of e-mail tracing, you have finally been found. You better fucking run, my dim-witted friend, they are closing in on you fast. I don't know why I'm even bothering to warn you, as I'm sure you don't speak english, and you haven't been reading my e-mails. I tried so hard to be nice about this, and have a laugh about it, and let you down easy, I figured anyone with half a brain and even semi decent english skills would understand. So let me spell it out to you in simple terms.



    NO I WILL NOT HELP YOU

    NO I WILL NOT SEND YOU MY BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER AND INFO

    NO I WILL NOT BE ANOTHER VICTIM OF YOUR LIES

    NO I WILL FUCKING NOT PAY YOUR LAWYER ANYTHING

    NO I WILL NOT SEND YOU COPIES OF MY PASS PORT

    NO I WILL NOT GIVE YOU MY ADDRESS AND PHONE NUMBER

    NO I DO NOT BELIEVE A WORD OF YOUR E-MAILS

    YES I KNOW YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO RIP ME OFF FOR A LOT OF MONEY

    YES I HAVE FORWARDED YOUR ADDRESS TO THE POLICE

    YES YOU ARE GOING TO JAIL

    YES YOU ARE FUCKING STUPID.

    NO YOU SHALL NOT GET A DIME OF MY MONEY

    YOU AND YOUR LAWYER CAN GO FUCK YOURSELVES.

    IS YOUR MOTHER HAPPY ABOUT WHAT YOU DO?

    OR IS SHE LIKE "HELL YES MICKON GO FOOL MORE AMERICANS OUT OF THEIR MONEY?

    I BET YOU THINK ALL AMERICANS ARE STUPID. WE ARE ALL NOT. AT LEAST I'M NOT. I BET YOU THOUGHT YOU FOUND ANOTHER SUCKER! HA HA HA HA HA YOU FUCKING FOOL.

    HOW DID YOU GET MY ADDRESS ANYWAY?

    E-MAIL AND FAX LINES ARE NOT SECURE. THEY CAN BE INTERCEPTED. DID YOU KNOW YOU HAVE BEEN BEING WATCHED FOR MONTHS NOW?

    DID YOU KNOW THE FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATIONS HAS TRACED THIS E-MAIL?

    DID YOU KNOW THAT THERE IS NO "NATIONAL BANK OF NORTH AMERICA"?

    DID YOU KNOW I'M LOOKING AT YOU RIGHT NOW? THAT'S A NICE SHIRT YOU'RE WEARING, IT'S VERY GREY AND QUITE COTTONY.

    SOMETHING TELLS ME YOU ARE LOOKING AT THIS AND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHERE MY INFO IS SINCE YOU CAN'T READ ENGLISH ANYWAY. SO HERE'S SOME SHIT FOR YA.

    ACCOUNT 420-24-7-666-215-99999999999999999999

    BANK OF GOFUCKYERSELF

    NAME ON ACCOUNT: CHARLES U. FARLEY

    NOW WHAT MOTHERFUCKER? THOUGHT YOU HAD ME AT THE LAST SECOND DIDN'T YOU? FUCK YOU! YOU FUCKING PARASITE!!!! THE SHIT I SENT YOU LAST WEEK, I TOLD YOU THAT I WASN'T FALLING FOR YOUR SCAM, AND I DIDN'T WANT TO HELP YOU, AND YOU STILL WROTE BACK SAYING IT'S ALL BEEN TAKEN CARE OF AND ALL YOU NEED IS MY INFO. PROVING TO ME THAT YOU DIDN'T EVEN READ THE SHIT. I CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE HOW STUPID SOMEONE WOULD HAVE TO BE TO FALL FOR THIS SHIT. FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Keep your headphones on.

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    Dear Joyeux,

    Thank you so much for your last mail, I just finished
    having a meeting with my lawyer and I am glad to tell
    you we have good news. Having communicated with you
    for quite sometime , I believe I have every reason to
    trust you.
    You don’t need to come to Johannesburg any longer,
    kindly just send me your account number,account name,
    passport number/ passport copy, swift code the Bank
    name/ address and your personal phone and fax numbers.
    The money would now be transferred directly to you
    through an affiliate Bank of the North America.
    Thank you,
    Mr mickon gezi[for the family].


    Note ,your to send the detail directly to my lawyers
    office fax line +27-83-345-5610
    Keep your headphones on.

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