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    When you get sick of customers is usually when you do your best....for example. Had a customer come in and explain that a competitor had a better warranty. Me, being annoyed with him in general, used the Tommy Boy rant. I cannot, for the life of me, figure out what went through my head, but I actually said it."Well, I could shit in a box and slap a 15 year warranty on it if that makes ya feel warm and fuzzy, but what all you really have is a guaranteed piece of shit. The next thing ya know though, is youve got Fairies in your house and your daughter is knocked up."
    The customer laughed so hard, and appreciated the moment that he made a purchase. Man, if only my friends were around to enjoy that moment..That is all.

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    oh $h!t !! Good call.
    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    Too bad you didn't get it on tape.


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    I couldn't sit through more than 10 minutes of Tommy Boy...guess that line was further in then that. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
    Alright
    Tap the lightpole and we'll be jammin all night
    And ain't nobody callin' the cops
    'Cause everybody's here freakin', if they're older they're doin the rock
    And every block from all around
    Comes runnin' to the park when they hear the sound
    And soon the word's spreadin' through our part of town
    "Yo, 40 Park y'all, Jam-On's gettin down"
    Yeah...

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    if i do that the customer kicks the shit out of me!! :rofl: :rofl:
    the vibe says syxx so let it be syxx......

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    that's always a good feeling...I've never used the tommy boy one, but I sure as hell used to fuck with customers a la "clerks" -- "I don't appreciate your little ruse, ma'am..."
    “Sometimes we just need someone to show us something we can’t see for ourselves.”

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    Wow, lol amazing you were able to pull it off. You had a laid back customer there!!

    I have to be funny when talking to patients but I've laid a few of them out. Some people think you work for them & not the dr, cracks me up!!
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    lord knows I have wanted to say something smart to my customers.
    I have found peace so let it continue......

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    I'd love to be able to tell off customers, tell them to pack up their pcs and take them back cuz they're too stupid to have it. If i say "could you take the cd out and reboot" and I get back what is that and how do I do that..then you don't need a pc
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    if you guys only knew

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    if you cats in your store are anything like the sales staff at 48th St., then yeah, THIS guy knows! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    Heheheh...I've actually watched them clown musical LEGENDS in there! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
    Alright
    Tap the lightpole and we'll be jammin all night
    And ain't nobody callin' the cops
    'Cause everybody's here freakin', if they're older they're doin the rock
    And every block from all around
    Comes runnin' to the park when they hear the sound
    And soon the word's spreadin' through our part of town
    "Yo, 40 Park y'all, Jam-On's gettin down"
    Yeah...

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