buck futter....hahahahahah
http://planetwill.jt.org/media/transcripts.../jeopardy2.html
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Alex Trebek: Good work, all right. Finally, Mr. Connery.. the category was Numbers, and you wrote.. [ shows his screen ] ..a letter V. Well, I tell you what, my friend - V is a Roman numeral, so despite your best efforts, you answered correctly. Let's see what you wagered.. [ wager is revealed to use the V as part of a K in "Suck it Trebek" ] "Suck it Trebek". [ Connery laughs wildly ]
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Sean Connery: Moo. [ buzzer sounds ]
Alex Trebek: No.
Sean Connery: Well, that's the sound your mother made last night! [ laughs ]
http://snlyou.jt.org/archives/01areesewith.../jeopardy.phtml
im sorry yall...but these are classics...im in tears over here.. :rofl: :rofl:
Oh my God Chief!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
That's sumthin else we got in common, those Jeorpady skits are some of my all time SNL Favorites! I gotta read them all when I get back.
I hope they have my favorite, when the category is horsemen and Connery reads it as whore semen! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Lord, you've been tryin to kill me lately! :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:
Alright
Tap the lightpole and we'll be jammin all night
And ain't nobody callin' the cops
'Cause everybody's here freakin', if they're older they're doin the rock
And every block from all around
Comes runnin' to the park when they hear the sound
And soon the word's spreadin' through our part of town
"Yo, 40 Park y'all, Jam-On's gettin down"
Yeah...
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Sean Connery: Well, the game is afoot. I'll take anal bum cover for 7,000.
Alex Trebek: That's An album cover, not anal bum cover.
Sean Connery: I can read, Trebek. That says Anal bum cover. I've spent five years of my life trying to invent an anal bum cover, failing to do so is my greatest regret.
Alex Trebek: You have lead a horrifying life. The category is An album cover and the answer is: The Beatles White album is this color. [ ring ] Catherine Zeta
Alex Trebek: Let's just take a look at the board. And the categories are: "Potent Potables"; "Foreign Flicks"; "Things Trebek Sucks"-wait! [ Connery is laughing. ] All right. [ Trebek walks over and takes down the hand-written "Things Trebek Sucks" sign. ] Let's continue..."Potpourri"; "Hot or Cold"; "What Ears Do"; "Is This A Hat"-that's where I name and object, and you tell whether or not it's a hat. And finally, "Colors That End In Urple". Hilary Swank, you're in the lead, so we'll start with you.
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i don't know what the answer is... but your mothers a whore!
sick bastards! laughin at death at 'alf past three in pissing mornin'!!!
anyone seen the kevin spacey skit with the star wars auditions?
:bowdown: top class
sick bastards! laughin at death at 'alf past three in pissing mornin'!!!
i love those jeapardy clips... had a copy of each back in oz, nice stuff ...........
i like the jeff goldblum partic
Classic Classic Classic. They should release them all on video.
On a side note. I don't think I've laughed out loud at SNL in years upon years, until the Queen Latifah episode a few weeks ago. It's almost as if During rehearsals she was like "No that's not funny. I'm not doing that one. Next!" ... Nearly every skit was top notch.
Keep your headphones on.
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