And the winner of the wet T-shirt competition wins a years supply of personality and esteem-boosting lessons.
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And the winner of the wet T-shirt competition wins a years supply of personality and esteem-boosting lessons.
Second place wins and A lifetime supply of reusable condoms and dental gaurds!!!
3rd gets a personal ab crunching lesson from louis
fourth gets to eat lobster at burger king :fawkdance:
Hey syxx....is it ham or HAMM from a cartoon?? Who said left water ski?? John Ratzenburger......??
What does all of these characters have to do with batman and catwoman...michelle pfeiffer....in the same story.
5th place wins an autographed "Viagra vandal" handheld.
I wonder when batman begins......begins....
new harvey dent....new joker......new....gangsters......all very young......coming back...from the dead...........turning back the time.....in gotham city.
eating cheeseburgers at wachovia bank under a beach umbrella with hermaphrodite transistor leprachauns.. :bigthumb:
and 6th gets an electronic whoopie cushion...
And then Ozzy Osbourne goes on Jay Leno with Sharon Osbourne and says "If you can't beat em Join em"
And it just so happens it was the closing episode of the Tonight Show with Jay Leno and all the people rejoiced, 'cause it was never as good as when Carson hosted it.
Of course when Carson was mentioned it wasn't in reference to our Johnny but to "Boots up my ass" Dailey(of tha Carson Variety)
Demensia had set it and the mocking flamingo reaffirmed that....
Demntia only happens to old people says the flamingo
the flamingo was chartreuse,,,,not pink...which led to a wicked case of hopscotch vertigo.,....
before the flamingo joined david blaine on a daring stunt which involved a tower, fire, glass and a stuffed ostrich
Even the flamingo was amazed by the wild and crazy tricks that Blaine could do. The stuffed ostrich had seen it all before tho and wasn't having any of Blaine's CRAPPOLA....
For the ostrich was a worldly bird, who had escaped from an ostrich farm from southwest Nevada. It was a farm that tried to firmly establish ostrich meat as a consumer product--"Ostrich...A Better and Leaner White Meat!"
Being a worldly bird this ostrich knew he had to get out of that getting eaten racket. The proprietor of said ranch was a Cedric Von Piggly who unbeknownst to our Ostrich friend was in fact a pig (in more sense than one) .....
in a previous life our friend was sally struthers who ate the children she should have been feeding! :ohnoes9: