walk up to every woman you see in the mall with a wine bottle...take the top off and get a dixie cup filled with water..walk up to said woman and ask...excuse me..could you soak my cork for a quick second?
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walk up to every woman you see in the mall with a wine bottle...take the top off and get a dixie cup filled with water..walk up to said woman and ask...excuse me..could you soak my cork for a quick second?
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Actually I got hit with a pretty bad one the other day, I was walkin' my dog and some crusty loser walks by and says "Are you gonna walk me after you walk him?" :tinker: :madrant: :banghead: :toetap: Me>> "sure and shall I bring the pooper scooper too for when you crap next to a tree" :thebird:
No.
Walk up to the chick.
Look realyy concerned and ask her "Are you o.k.? Not hurt?"
She says "Yes i'm o.k." looks at you like yer kinda :tinker:
And says "no, not hurt, Why?"
You say " It must have hurt when you fell from heaven!"
:fawkdance: It worked ONE time. After that it was a laugh riot.
(I laughed after the riot.)
Simplify it K and it'll work more often...
You gotta put some good eyes into it tho....
Simply ask...."Did it hurt?" (you may have to repeat)
She asks..."did what hurt?"
Then come back with, "when you fell from heaven."
That'll knock you up to about a 50% success rate.
Tried that...
Got two walk aways and 3 with pepper spray.
The longer version lets you know EARLY if they got the spray or not.
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