International Rap Star Comes to Coffs Harbour

Alright everyone...

I've just read that an American Rap Star is coming to play the Plantation Hotel in Coffs Harbour. What the fuck is a Coffs Harbour you ask? It's the main regional city centre about 30 k's where I live (what, 15 miles for you guys?). I live in Bellingen which only has half a supermarket, so you go to "Coffs" all the time for shopping and entertainment.

Now, on the 29th of December, this International Rap Star will be playing a gig at the Plantation Hotel, and I am going. You have to go. 'Cause we're so hard up for entertainment, you gotta go. But I wouldn't miss this for the world, anyway.

So, I guess you're all wondering who it is right? Believe me, I was as shocked as you are all going to be. An artist of this calibre coming to little old Coffs Harbour. Unbelievable.

So who is it?

It's....

It's...

VANILLA ICE!!!!!

This show is gonna be off the hook! Yes sir, the man who gave us "Ice Ice Baby" and "Ninja Rap" (from the Ninja Turtles Movie) is coming to Coffs Harbour, one night only, maybe two if not enough tickets are sold the first night :D

So... anyone flying over for this one? :D

Bogan!

I heard that he hates being referred to as Vanilla Ice. Like anyone would know who he was otherwise.

I'm on my way to a Kenny G concert myself.

kidding

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I'm on my way to a Kenny G concert myself.

kidding

:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:

Mufukas real name is Rob Van Winkel. He's even whiter than I am...

yes, yes, thank you very much:clap:

rofl, how funny....

I think he is trying to make a comeback off of that damn CMT reality show he was on .
Some fools need to realize that the 15 minutes of fame they did have was too much!!

Errr.... hmm...

no it was the Surreal Life he was on. (i know i shouldn't know that but i admit, i always flip to see who's on after they had Corey Feldman on)

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no it was the Surreal Life he was on. (i know i shouldn't know that but i admit, i always flip to see who's on after they had Corey Feldman on)

He was on CMT recently as well on a bull-riding reality show.

ice had a cool album back in 99 called hard to swallow...thats where he tried to sound korn/p.o.d ish and it actually was pretty good....

I kinda like Corey Feldman.

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He was on CMT recently as well on a bull-riding reality show.

WOW, Coz - you like watching bull-riding shows? :haha:

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WOW, Coz - you like watching bull-riding shows? :haha:

Every child of the 50's has a cowboy fetish...:lmao:

What about children of the 20's? This is Coz we're talking about

:rolleyes: :cool:

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Yes sir, the man who gave us "Ice Ice Baby" and "Ninja Rap" (from the Ninja Turtles Movie)

Don't forget "Ice Ice Baby (Too Cold Remix)"

and that american cinema classic "cold as ice" bwahaha

hey he had some skills so good for him if he wants to ride bulls!

ahh i know i loved the Coreys, my best friends brother in law JUST like corey feldman for years, he got so mad two years ago...he got the Corey Feldman Goonies t-shirt, too funny.

but i have to say Corey Haim was my fav, although the two corey's show, i sorta liked but had it oddities

and just for the random bit of info, anyone ever seen Blown Away? no, not the Tommy Lee Jones, I mean Corey Feldman, Corey Haim, and Nicole Eggert....lots of random nudity, and a REALLY wierd movie by all acts

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WOW, Coz - you like watching bull-riding shows? :haha:

I only watched a bit of one episode. It had that asshole Johnny Fairplay on it as well.

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Every child of the 50's has a cowboy fetish...:lmao:

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What about children of the 20's? This is Coz we're talking about

:rolleyes: :cool:

:squint:

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and just for the random bit of info, anyone ever seen Blown Away? no, not the Tommy Lee Jones, I mean Corey Feldman, Corey Haim, and Nicole Eggert....lots of random nudity, and a REALLY wierd movie by all acts

Is that the one where Nicole Eggert is a femme fatale girl and she seduces both Coreys and the Coreys were brothers and she was naked with a big duck and one of the Coreys says, "Nice duck"?

I love both of them because they were awesome and they were both in my favorite movie of all time which I still watch nearly every week. Guess which movie.?????????

"License to Drive"?

"The Lost Boys"?

Yeah, I am guessing it's The Lost Boys, too.

I just thought Corey Feldman was cuter, maybe because he wasn't as conventionally attractive as Corey Haim and he seemed to be a little quirkier or have a little more personality. And, I like darker hair in general.

Yeah, I saw Blown Away. It was interesting.

Well... after all that... I couldn't be fucked going. So much for that...

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Well... after all that... I couldn't be fucked going. So much for that...

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The Lost Boys has some of the best music, filming, actors, story elements, hangouts, and all that other shit.
I heard that they are making a part 2 and I am pretty sure that they will fuck it up. Oh, I can't bear to watch. Freaking weirdos.
The Lost Boys is the best movie of all time for me. Better than Donnie Darko. Better than The Outsiders (I tried you, Be) even.

Maybe Vanilla Ice will play David. WTF is wrong with my brain this morning? Maybe Rob Zombie will do the soundtrack. Holy fuck! Stop it, Wendy! Maybe J Lo will play Star. Oh shit, Wendy, if you don't stop, I'm hurting you. Maybe Tom Green will play Marco. I'm warning you, woman! Maybe the poster of Jim Morrison in the cave will be replaced by a poster of DMX. Oh, fuck you!

Cory Haim will play his original character. You're going down, bitch! Gary Coleman will play Nanook, the dog. Ok, I agree with you...As long as Ellen Degeneris can play the mom

Yeah, wasn't Haim excluded from it? I think I caught that in the reality show.

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Totally forgot what and who's thread you were in huh?:haha:

These fucking people who take over my thread with talk about Coreys. Fuck.

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Totally forgot what and who's thread you were in huh?:haha:

No, I am fully aware that the Vanilla Ice thread was hijacked by talk of The Coreys, I just don't understand what he means by, "I couldn't be fucked going.":think:

That means "couldn't be bothered... ". Fuck is such a versatile word!

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That means "couldn't be bothered... ". Fuck is such a versatile word!

I still don't understand.

"Couldn't be fucked going" means "Couldn't be bothered going". It's an aussie thing...

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"Couldn't be fucked going" means "Couldn't be bothered going". It's an aussie thing...

But why aren't you going?

Could not be bothered going to the vanilla ice show.

The Corey's. They were the shiznits in the 80's.

I have to say my favorite movie of theirs is Dream a Little Dream. mind you i got over Corey feldman's michael jackson move quickly!!!! My favorite, of course, is Dinger. "hello hunny...we should be Hawwaii sipping Pina Colota's" hehe

I give Lost Boys mucho credit, still very high on my all time favorites!!

yes Blown Away, you are right where she is stringly along both of them, that was some serious heavy even for Nicole Eggert!