1. Did you know that scientists have proven that a strictly vegan diet can be hazardous to the growth of wisdom teeth in infants?
2. Did you know that soy bean ice cream has been proven to cause brain freeze 83% more often then real ice cream?
3. Did you know that because of the startling high amount of fibre in their diets, that scientists have speculated that vegan farts may be a considerable contributer to the destruction of the ozone layer?
4. Did you know that Horticulturists have speculated that people on vegan diets have sped up the depletion of the rain forests by 17%?
5. Did you know that mad cow is a man made disease that was created in a secret vegan lab in San Francisco in 1982?
6. Did you know that no vegan has ever lived past the age of 47?
7. Did you know that Attila The Hun, Ivan The Terrible, John Wilkes Booth, Jack The Ripper, Hitler, Stalin, Jim Jones, and Sirhan Sirhan all were vegans?
8. Did you know that scientists have discovered that diets that contain excessive amounts of tofu in males can cause premature ejaculation?
9. Did you know that scientists have also discovered that excessive amounts of soy in the female diet can cause frigidity, sterilization, and in some extreme cases excessive pooting during intercourse?
10. Did you know that it has been speculated by the scientific community, that a world wide switch to a vegan diet would cause excessive weight loss among the worlds population, thus causing the earth to drift out of its orbit and crash into the sun?
Just thought that you guys would want to know all this.
And its all true too...yes it is...uh huh, I swear...I know it is cause I read it on the internet somewhere...I think.
EZ
Coz
ps- slow morning ya'll
