Bacon

I used to think it made everything better. Now, though, I may have to draw the line.

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Lol

There's always some wisenheimer who has to take things a step too far. This isn't as bad as the bacon weave, but the bacon weave is not practical to sell; the bacon maple bar is.

I hate bacon.

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Originally Posted by Louis85

I hate bacon.

I think you're the first person I've ever known to hate bacon. I even know people who claim to be vegetarians, who sneak a strip of bacon every now and then.
To me, bacon is a crispy strip of pure bliss.

It's more like a crispy strip of pure FAT! I used to like it when I was a kid, but now the smell of it makes me sick for some reason. TMI, I know.

i developed a pork allergy around the age of 13. i miss bacon.

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Originally Posted by louis

It's more like a crispy strip of pure FAT!

That's EXACTLY what it is, baby!

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I used to like it when I was a kid, but now the smell of it makes me sick for some reason.

I used to eat pork rinds by the bag when I was a kid. Then, one day in my early twenties, I finished a bag and said, "these things ain't a bit good for me. I'm not gonna eat 'em anymore." And I haven't. It's not so much about the nature of pork rinds, but about the nature of me when I'm around pork rinds. If I eat one, I want the whole bag. I don't like things that can seduce me into abandoning my self-control like that.

Wow... Ether and M don't eat meat, Coz doesn't eat swine, Louis hates bacon, pigflesh is kryptonite to Supergirl...
Lemme tellya... I wanna eat breakfast with y'all. That way, I can have all the sweet, sweet bacon to myself!
:hungry:

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Love It!!

it will be your downfall ... BWAHAHAHA !!

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

bacon...........................................

because its bacon...what
bacon ya all hit it... bacon ,,,what bacon ya all.....

prince fry another batch its written on your face
instead ill cook pressure on the whole damn place
dont ever cook a batch without stuff grease proof
and now my table cloth just burn it go poof

forever hearing pig should stick with egg kind
the egg timer say it'll take nine
i thought eggs b gotta stay eggs b
but they wanna rift when they find i disagree

with that dog eat dog leggo my eggo kind
even if im munchin over you frame of mind
you can splat things where your splatting things at
but syxx b things it wizzack

so now im accused of spicing the buns
and ill be the scapegoat the way the yoak runs
so when you wanna set up some rather prime roast beef
whats hard at first but crisps in the heat

they call that bacon..what
bacon ya all..hit it
bacon...what
bacon ya all..

bwhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha...NICE!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!

Go syxxx! Go syxx!

Imagine a good banjo riff going.

Oh I'm takin' all your bacon
I'm eating all your pork
I'll fry it on the griddle
But I won't use a fork

I'll serve some to my sweetie
He'll chew it with a grin
He'll look at me with lovin'
While grease drips from his chin

Now, don't you dare go gettin' mad
It's what I gotta' do
This jones I had was so darn bad
When I ran into you
Walkin' with your grocery bag
Filled with Oink and Moo
I'm sorry if it got you sad
But that's too bad for you

So, I took all your bacon
And some of your good beef
The pork I kept for me
The steaks I gave to Chief

Fucking awesome.

took me 12 minutes:clap:

Nice. Both of you, Bravo!

Bacon's good.

Bacon for the win.

haha great bacon rhymes i somehow missed these